The Prison hasn't been this entertaining in a long time?
While technically true, 'entertaining' is a misleading word here. It's like a Miz segment, you aren't exactly diving to change the channel, but it's not like there's much better on anyways, so you stick through it and hope the next segment's better.
Todd, LBK, those were the great entertaining meltdowns. This is more of a "how long can he not be an assdouche for" competition, and now that that's pretty much decided, we're all just waiting for the inevitable temper tantrum when this 60 day thing is over.
I get that, but even then, I don't understand how you keep him/her/it around the forum, especially The Prison, when he/her/it has broken almost every forum rule here except for the porn and overly sexual image ones. If there isn't a single rule that whatever the hell Crocker is hasn't broken, that should tell you that "Crocker" needs to be banned ASAP.
Here's the realistic thing though; he's been banned before. Apparently, he's been banned from enough places that he actually bought a VPN subscription in order to keep getting back into the places where no one wants him. (Which, honestly, wow.) And unless you're stupid with your VPN (Crocker is), it's pretty tough to have that traced through the tools available to the admin.
So say they ban him again, or do the inevitable thing and just leave him in here. He stews over it for a bit, probably goes on Reddit to annoy
those posters, then starts making accounts here again. I've been a vBulletin admin, wouldn't do it again if it was a paid position that came with a daily blowjob, and can promise that none of the admins want to play hide-and-go-seek with this idiot.
So here's the thing that's going to happen; Crocker gets told in a couple of weeks that he couldn't have fucked up his chance at rehabilitation worse than if he had been actively trying. Crocker throws a temper tantrum (again, involving Reddit), and starts making burner accounts here. Since he's an idiot, this will likely be banned quickly, because he's the kind of idiot dumb enough to do something like create a false account immediately after he realizes the one he's been using is no good. But eventually, The Bomber Gets Through, and he'll have an account with ten posts that he'll be able to use to post again. And, because he's an idiot, he'll start acting in exactly the same way that's gotten him banned/rejected from countless other communities, then forget to log into his VPN one day. And the cycle repeats.
Banning him just speeds up this whole process. Fuck that.