CM Punk offers support to Darren Young
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TheICChampion
The hardcore casual fan
Well, maybe he meant it at the time.
d_henderson1810
Mid-Card Championship Winner
C.M. Punk :" Darren, I have your back, and if anyone in the locker room messes with you, I'll be there. Unless I act like a self-entitled, ungrateful crybaby, who refuses to accept that, without WWE, I wouldn't have fame, fortune, be a household name, or a wife. Instead, I will pull a "Bret Hart" and blame WWE for all the ills in the world, such as war, ebola and world starvation".
"I will also make myself look good by pretending to support a gay wrestler, which will make my marks think I am even more of a god, when all I really care about is myself and what I can take from WWE", eventhough I make homophobic insults to fans at house shows".
"So, Darren, I will be here to support you, until it is no longer advantageous to me. Then, I will leave you high and dry".
"I will also make myself look good by pretending to support a gay wrestler, which will make my marks think I am even more of a god, when all I really care about is myself and what I can take from WWE", eventhough I make homophobic insults to fans at house shows".
"So, Darren, I will be here to support you, until it is no longer advantageous to me. Then, I will leave you high and dry".
d_henderson1810
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Sadly, Darren didn't have Punks back. The staph infection had it.
John McCass
You talkin' to me?
Huh, didn't he say "I'm watching your back as well as backside".
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
d_henderson1810
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Maybe Darren wanted to massage Punk's back.
sitting here reading this wondering why im a wrestling fan
John McCass
You talkin' to me?
If you're a boy, I wonder you'll be intimating every single girl that passes by you.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
The joke was already funny enough before you explained it. No reason to water it down to put all of the attention on your self.
Papa Pillman
I've got more Ho's than Jim Duggan
Yes I'm sure in that private moment that happened in the back that was shared between Punk and Young, Punk was thinking:
"I'm gonna go show some insincere support to the gay guy, and a couple of years from now when I'm long gone from this company and preparing for an MMA fight, the guy will do a random interview and talk about how much the moment meant to him and it'll make me look even better to my loyal supporters."
What a conniving little clairvoyant prick that Punk is.
There was a joke?
Well, he isnt perfect, but why throw stones at him for standing by a fellow wrestler in a difficult time? Seems like it was a genuine moment to me.
Hell, the hero of the universe Hulk Hogan wasnt perfect yet people applauded him for his stand up values. Guess he forgot to add "do cocaine & commit adultery" to his Hulkamania mantra of "eat your vitamins & say your prayers".
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
Hot Rod: and folks I ate a lotta vitamins
WWE brass may be fine with his sexual preference but that wont stop them from putting Darren in a pirate hat for some silly backstage segment while they chuckle like frat boys. We all know they have at least thrown some sort of idea like that around already.
Pat Patterson.
OYDK
King Of The Ring
Come on, give Punk some credit. I'm sure he spent many a night laying awake debating on whether he should leave the E or not for the sake of protecting Darren Young. I can picture it clearly:
"I gave Darren my word I would have his back. How could I just leave him in that lion den of a locker room!"
I mean, this obviously happened.
"I gave Darren my word I would have his back. How could I just leave him in that lion den of a locker room!"
I mean, this obviously happened.
d_henderson1810
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I'm sure that Young enjoyed his "private moment" with Punk.
Papa Pillman
I've got more Ho's than Jim Duggan
You like to make tasteless innuendos about Young's sexuality. We get it.
