Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day

[Danger Burger]

Unemployment has made me feel less worthy of a king's breakfast than normal. I'm harshing through a weetabix winter. Leaves a thick paste in my mouth.

 

[Lowdown]

Unemployment has made me feel less worthy of a king's breakfast than normal. I'm harshing through a weetabix winter. Leaves a thick paste in my mouth.

Being unemployed is all the more reason to have a bomb breakfast. Could be inspiring and maybe put some pep in your step.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Flakes are the bomb.com in regards to cereal.

There's also an offering called Blueberry Morning from Post. It's amazing.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Dammit Austin, you know I don't eat breakfast. I eat a hearty lunch filled with protein to make me big and strong like some of those body-builder types, and garnish it with children's tears, or my name's not Vincent Kennedy Mc...

 

[Diet Soda]

The Soda says he doesn't give a rat's ass what you jabronis shoved down your gaping cakeholes if it wasn't a piece of the people's pie.

But The Soda says this, The Soda went down to his favourite coffee shop down on Jabroni Drive and The Soda ordered the people's breakfast. He took the people's poached eggs, rock bottomed some hot crispy bacon, laid the smackdown on a toasted English muffin, and topped it off with the most electrifying sauce in sports entertainment, the people's brown sauce.

If ya smell what the Soda's cooking.

 

[Барбоса]

Late breakfast in the Barbosa household comprised of sausage, potato bread, soda bread, toast, egg and tea.

Champion.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

This is a sausage biscuit.. if I'm up before 10AM local time, I get one of these and add a chicken biscuit if I'm really starving and don't plan on eating the rest of the day.

 

[Diet Soda]

Last night The Soda said "Finally, The Soda has come back to Manchester", as the great one celebrated his birthday with #TeamDrinkIt. The Soda drank some beers, drank some Jagerbombs, are some rare rib-eye, busted some moves on the dancefloor, and generally laid the smackdown on all your candy-asses.
And now the Soda is going to check out of hangover hotel and go and eat the most electrifying breakfast in all of Manchester, the people's full English.

 

[Diet Soda]

#TeamEatIt #powerbreakfast #bacon #sausage #beans #hashbrowns #mushroom #tomato #OJ #roodypoo #candyass #smackdown #peopleschampion #millions #smellit #cookin

 

[Coco]

I seriously can't decide if I'm amused or not.

I'll give it a think over breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs, and potato patty things. I hope you enjoy reading that as much as I'll enjoy eating it.

 

[Coco]

And now the Soda is going to check out of hangover hotel and go and eat the most electrifying breakfast in all of Manchester, the people's full English.

This bit is okay.

I'm sure you'll treasure this thought-provoking feedback.

 

[Lowdown]

Skillet mix of tater tots, eggs, diced ham steak, cheese and green onions started off the day nicely. Smoother than yesterday to say the least.

 

[The Butcher]

So as I'm about to sit down to enjoy a bowl of oatmeal, I'm starting to wonder why anyone ever thought it was a good idea to call this "gruel." Even in past centuries that had to have sounded unappealing.

 

[Akhilleus]

I'm not a big breakfast guy. I don't care for "light" foods. I'm more of a dinner foods guy at all times. Chicken, Mac and Cheese, steak. Of course I'll take some bacon and sausage, but as far as average an breakfast goes I usually don't have one. I eat cereal more often at night than I do in the morning, and this morning for breakfast I had a bowl of left over chili with a Strawberry Banana Yogurt. I'm not a big fan of pastries, and sweet stuff just makes my mouth hurt.

However when I go to Denny's I usually get an steak and eggs, or a big meatlovers omelette. Now that's some good shit.

 

[Diet Soda]

Had a cereal bar this morning. Good for the convenience and portability. Bad for the lack of sauciness.

 

[Danger Burger]

Went with cereal myself this morning. Was hoping of cooking up something special for the lady, maybe an omelette and some toast, but we got up too late and she took her coffee to go.

Some breakfasts can break your heart.

 

[Diet Soda]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised.

 

[Danger Burger]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hatched, raised, fed, fattened, killed, plucked, prepared, cooked and served with potatoes.

 

[Lowdown]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised.

Fried, scrambled, or as an omelet. Seasoned of course.

 

[Danger Burger]

Hey, if the question needs answering... It depends.

For breakfast, I mostly go scrambled with toast.

If I'm having boxty though I go fried. Not sure why. You guys likely don't know boxty, do you? Great for breakfast or tea. One of my favourite Irish delicacies. Soda, you guys have boxty across the sea?

Omelette is my mid-day snack egg of choice.

Been thinking f getting in to poached though, I've heard good things.

 

[Diet Soda]

Boxty is a new one on me, I'm afraid. Do share.

Mrs. Soda demands poached, while I am a scrambled man. Pain having to use two pans in the morning. One of the many joys of cohabitation.

 

[The Butcher]

I'm ordering Chinese food from a new place, and I didn't know where else to turn.

 

[Diet Soda]

What you ordering?

 

[The Butcher]

Beef with scallops in a black bean sauce. I feel as if I overdid it. This place just left a menu on my doorknob a few weeks ago. What if they suck? I should've just been safe and ordered General Tso's Chicken. Hard to mess that up. It'll be getting here any minute. Hope it's good. If it isn't I'll come back and review it when I get off the toilet.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I hate Chinese.