I had to abandon all of my beliefs and morals. But I did. The waffle taco tastes like styrofoam and syrup.
Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day
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I had to abandon all of my beliefs and morals. But I did. The waffle taco tastes like styrofoam and syrup.
Lowdown
Ooh baby I like it roooaaaaw!
Preach.
The great thing that helps me save money on food around here is that most of the places to eat here are shit, or have shit employees. Chinese buffets where the food is all crunchy because it's so old, or sit-down burger joints where the waitress just disappears on you.
There's this one fucking dick, I was waiting for the bus, it was almost there, I was at a fast food place, and I ordered a coffee. The fucker spilled the coffee, got coffee dripping down the sides, held it up, said "Hm, it looks like enough to me!", and handed me the dripping fucking coffee. And I couldn't curse him out because the bus was right there.
There's this one fucking dick, I was waiting for the bus, it was almost there, I was at a fast food place, and I ordered a coffee. The fucker spilled the coffee, got coffee dripping down the sides, held it up, said "Hm, it looks like enough to me!", and handed me the dripping fucking coffee. And I couldn't curse him out because the bus was right there.
Much wisdom ^
The Butcher
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WBL is the bizarro version of JBL. Funny and personable, yet broke and hungry.
The Butcher
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That's just how we advertise over here. Believe me, Milwaukee's Best is far from the best beer that fine town has to offer.
I could handle American beers. But coffee, god. Such a large cup, but filled with a poor quality liquid which tasted worse than urine.
You're not supposed to steal the coffee cup from the wino sleeping on the street and drink it.
It's not always coffee.
American custom.
The Butcher
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I'm sure I've had Seattle's Best, but I wouldn't know where or when. I can't speak to its urinosity with any certainty. What I do know is that Dunkin' Donuts makes a fine cup o' Joe. If theirs tastes like someone pissed in your cup, then somebody pissed in your cup.
It was never funny, I get angry when I have bad coffee.
Hmm I'll have to check it out when I go back. Do you guys have krispy kreme's or are there better options of donuts?
The Butcher
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There aren't any here locally, so it's been years since I had them. I lived in Tennessee for a time, though, and Krispy Kreme is ubiquitous there. Great glazed donuts, but I never had their coffee. I'm not the best donut connoisseur, but Dunkin' and Shipley's are tasty and have variety.
Recently the first store in my state opened up, only a few weeks back. Headline news a day later: 2 men get robbed at knifepoint - for Krispy Kreme's.
This actually happened.
I dunno. I think Hacksaw's had too much coffee.
The Butcher
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Crocodile Dundee has hit hard times.
