The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
I got an inside look at the dragon saga's thoughts on a certain someone earlier today through rep. I will only say that he laughed reading this, he laughed not with but AT.
Though this is to be hidden from that someone! Tis not the bearded one or the Paralyzer in me.
So if it's not you or me, then it will most likely wither be A_M or Wicked Valentine. My vote is on Valentine.