Ask Me Questions

[Skairipa Matrix]

Who should feud with HMP next?

Which members of the active roster should form a tag team?

 

[Miko]

You guys would fight and I would jump in to help you and he'd beat me up and you'd get super pissed and use your A Thousand Years of Death in anger and kill him. I'd be your Krillin.

I always knew I could take that motherfucker, but I am not sure I am willing to sacrifice you to do it.

 

[Kermit]

Does Alhazred have any friends that are getting married? I am asking for scientific purposes.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Does Alhazred have any friends that are getting married? I am asking for scientific purposes.

Alhazred has no friends. Except Machiko and S.H.I.T. but he and S.H.I.T. are waaaaay more than friends. His advice would be that if she allows you to thrust in her at least once a month, it's all good.

Who should feud with HMP next?

Mueren Más

Which members of the active roster should form a tag team?

Rusev and Veejay

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So are we still friends Skully?

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

So are we still friends Skully?

Friends till the end.

 

[Miko]

S.H.I.T
Sexton Tempest
Colby Congo

Which is best?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Do you ever see Finn Balor and think of Alhazred? To me Balor will always be Alhazred.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Do you think Alhazred has accomplished a HoF worthy career?

Like what moments and matches would be on the collective Alhazred DVD?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

What inspired you to write such a colorful RP for All-Stars?

 

[Dagger Dias]

How would you book a feud between Dr Anderson and the Coffee Cup?

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

S.H.I.T
Sexton Tempest
Colby Congo

Which is best?

S.H.I.T.

Congo

Sexton

In that order.

Do you ever see Finn Balor and think of Alhazred? To me Balor will always be Alhazred.

The whole time I'm watching a match I think fuck yeah I can use that to make an entrance video for Alhazred. I love Balor, it's why he's Alhazred's rep but I think of Alhazred everytime I see him. It's gonna be surreal if he ever wins the WWE Title in the future.

Do you think Alhazred has accomplished a HoF worthy career?

Like what moments and matches would be on the collective Alhazred DVD?

Nah. I've been around a long time but I really haven't done much in the grand scheme of things. AoC was only partially me, two tag title reigns when other people have had more and longer, few notable feuds, and I've only challenged for a singles title twice in my 4 years or so here. Inconsistency is my downfall. My influence is hard to see in the fed as well, to the point that I don't think it's there, I'm a self loather so it may just be that.

DVD:

Debut at Lethal Lottery 3 vs Chris Beckford- Eurasian Championship

Forgotten Powers vs BiA vs Crashin Movement- KCIII

Forgotten Powers vs BiA- Redemption WZCW Tag Team Championship

A bunch of AoC stuff of course.

The match where I cleanly pinned Barbosa

Triple threat vs Barbosa and S.H.I.T.

The match where I pinned Steamboat Ricky with Alex Bowen

A bunch of the Krypto stuff, most of it.

Maybe some Diabolos prob not to protect kayfabe

KC and Redemption with S.H.I.T. vs yous guyzz

What inspired you to write such a colorful RP for All-Stars?

Andy Samberg at the Roast of James Franco mixed with the guy from Back to the Future mixed with lack of sleep and being hopped up on Red Bulls and Mountain Dew.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Forgot about my thrusting match to add to my DVD.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I may try to convince Dave to steal that DVD idea for a future Interactive piece.

 

[Bernkastel]

An interactive DVD peice per character sounds like a good idea.

Also if Alhazred doesn't go into the HOF then McSpinemasher should go into the All Stars HOF. Seriously... there should be a handlers HOF because Skully's had so many great characters.

 

[Miko]

S.H.I.T.

Congo

Sexton

In that order.

Pleantly surprised Congo beats Sexton, since I've often considered giving him an extended run here but then Facecrush has got him beat on every level.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Pleantly surprised Congo beats Sexton, since I've often considered giving him an extended run here but then Facecrush has got him beat on every level.

Can't remember who won their match, I wrote it too. The one where everything is reversed and missed the whole match.

Sexton is hilarious but there's so many ways you can go with Congo.

 

[Miko]

Can't remember who won their match, I wrote it too. The one where everything is reversed and missed the whole match.

Sexton is hilarious but there's so many ways you can go with Congo.

It finished a draw, and then they missed a handshake at the end, I remember it well because I was cracking up throughout. I just meant that Facecrush is sort of everything Colby is, but better, or at least I think so.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

It finished a draw, and then they missed a handshake at the end, I remember it well because I was cracking up throughout. I just meant that Facecrush is sort of everything Colby is, but better, or at least I think so.

I guess. I think we both just hate ourselves and love each other.

 

[Dirk]

What music is in your car on your way to work?

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

What music is in your car on your way to work?

Either a podcast or my playlist which has a bunch of different stuff from The Misfits, Kanye, The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Cream, Rolling Stones, Phil Collins and a bunch of others. Either that or The Protomen.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I like your new sig, that is all.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I like it too, except I like it more than Dynamite because he eats poop.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I like it too, except I like it more than Dynamite because he eats poop.

You said the secrets we told to get into creative would stay in the back...

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Yeah that new sig is badass.