A new Chyna DVD - Yep, y'heard me

[OIL]

CHATSWORTH, CALIF. - Red Light District has set a March 3 release date for Another Night in Chyna, a new celebrity-sex video starring former WWF star Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer.


"Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets," said David Joseph, president of Red Light District. "The first movie continues to sell extremely well and the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer."


Red Light's One Night in China broke sales records for the studio and was named Top Selling Release of the Year by AVN in 2006. Another Night in Chyna showcases the handsome wrestling champ in over an hour of exclusive never-before-seen hardcore footage.


Laurer quit the WWF in 2001. She posed for Playboy magazine twice and went on to appear in VH1's "The Surreal Life" and l"Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew." Her notorious boozing exploits continue to make her a favorite in the TMZ universe.

God almighty, who wants to see that again. Grim. In my opinion, the first one was grim enough. She has the face of a man.

Discuss the forthcoming DVD release here, and feel free to puke.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm... intrigued.

 

[OIL]

As to, how much one person can physically puke at the sight of something that is meant to be natural?

 

[CCS]

I never watched the first, so I'm sure as hell watching the sequel. From what I've heard her clitoris was so big it looked like she had a penis......or a promiscous mind would think that maybe she was formerly a man with a very small penis. She felt like a for trapped in a mans body, so she got a vagina added via plastic surgery, but she decieded to keep her small penis in for some reason. This would explain her man like features.



Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

 

[Christian Battlez]

God almighty, who wants to see that again. Grim. In my opinion, the first one was grim enough. She has the face of a man.

Discuss the forthcoming DVD release here, and feel free to puke.

Can't wait its on my christmas list right below the best of HHH DVD.

By the way I hate HHH about as much as you can hate a wrestler...

 

[Profit]

I never understood why she got the Playboy photo shoot.. she looks like a man, like theres no question about it, has nothing to do with a persons taste, she clearly looks like a friggin man.

Now she has sex tapes? And people actually purchase these things? People spend money they make in order to see a manly woman have sex? What is this world coming to..

 

[Leeds Guy]

urgh im looking forward to this about as much as im looking forward to my first Hemorrhoid

i mean seriously who on earth will buy this, shes not exactly a looker is she?

 

[eXtremely-Priceless2K9]

lol WTF? why would anyone buy that? maybe for a laugh but anyone who buys this for serious use is a nutter, she looks like a man

 

[eXtremely-Priceless2K9]

Did you Know that she is also shooting 1 Month in Chyna feuturing a threesome scene with hornswoggle and santino Merralla
Even i would buy that.

 

[OIL]

Apparently her first DVD keeps selling really well.

How..

 

[Hyorinmaru]

"Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets."

Does anyone believe this quote?

 

[Profit]

Apparently her first DVD keeps selling really well.

How..

There are a lot of sick, sad, pathetic people that fill this world.

Thats how.

 

[OIL]

"Joanie is a huge celebrity that crosses many markets."

Does anyone believe this quote?

If they mean the insane, and he/she lovers our there then I guess so.

Not sure what other markets this appeals to..