2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Well that's that.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

fantastic match

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Wanted more of this...

But, Cena vs Undertaker is soooo happening.

 

[Uncle Sam]

John Cena introducing his new finisher tonight - 4 AAs.

 

[shafe_41]

Love him or hate him... that man entertains the shit out of me.

 

[LBGetBack]

There's just no rhyme or reason to any of this. Just taking turns hitting big moves on each other. Like watching someone play Smackdown vs. Raw, or whatever they call it now. Amazes me that people think matches like these are good. To each his own, I guess.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Lil Naitch gonna low blow Cena for tying Flair.

 

[enviousdominous]

Yeppers. It's still 2007 apparently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll try not to shit on what was a perfectly fine match too much and just say:

Cena deserves this. And one more too.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

There's just no rhyme or reason to any of this. Just taking turns hitting big moves on each other. Like watching someone play Smackdown vs. Raw, or whatever they call it now. Amazes me that people think matches like these are good. To each his own, I guess.

I pity you for not being able to enjoy that. Sad.

 

[shafe_41]

Dude... that kid just won the Rumble.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

4 AAs for Styles. I think that's a record.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

I really love when they do the double finisher to ensure the guy stays down.

 

[Navi]

Great match, my guy lost, but hey. Bummed.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

R Truth is definitely winning the Rumble now to get revenge on Cena.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I laugh at the rumors. Somebody from the company just trolled every dirt sheet site hard. Orton vs Wyatt for the title? Cena vs Joe? Styles vs freaking Shane? lol

 

[hatehabsforever]

So now Taker wins the Royal Rumble. Setting up the unthinkable for Wrestlemania. About 3 or 4 years too late, but should still be interesting.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

I laugh at the rumors. Somebody from the company just trolled every dirt sheet site hard. Orton vs Wyatt for the title? Cena vs Joe? Styles vs freaking Shane? lol

Yes because WrestleMania is tomorrow.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

I can't see Taker going for a title at Mania. He can't physically wrestle a schedule worthy of defending a title. Unless he gets the title win at Mania and drops it immediately after because I can't imagine Taker getting a 2nd Mania loss.

You can if it's against John Cena. You damn right know, you can.

 

[shafe_41]

So now Taker wins the Royal Rumble. Setting up the unthinkable for Wrestlemania. About 3 or 4 years too late, but should still be interesting.

Just frustrating (seems to be my word of the night) that if Taker/Cena does happen, it should not be for the title. The title could have honestly stayed with AJ until someone cashes in Money in the Bank on him.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Rollins looked badass for the first time in his life.

 

[shafe_41]

Oh yeah... gotta bring Lawler out so we can set up the match nobody can wait another minute for at Elimination Chamber... Ziggler/Lawler :/

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Yes because WrestleMania is tomorrow.

Yes because Cena will drop the belt in one month in his 16th championship reign and then face Joe. Or wait, they'll give Joe the Rumble.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Just frustrating (seems to be my word of the night) that if Taker/Cena does happen, it should not be for the title. The title could have honestly stayed with AJ until someone cashes in Money in the Bank on him.

You can't have a bigger match for the most prestigious title in the company. Sometimes, fuck the future and fuck logic and just enjoy the moment. I did with Rock/Cena, the two times and it's one of my favorite feuds of all time.

Undertaker and Cena sharing a ring is just an authentic dream match. To me personally, bigger than a Cena/Hogan or whatever.

 

[LBGetBack]

I pity you for not being able to enjoy that. Sad.

Personally I liked Charlotte-Bayley more. I almost always like the women's matches more. The finish made sense. But many complained that it "came out of nowhere" or was "anticlimatic." I disagree.

Different people like different things. Many people like TV shows that feature werewolves, zombies, and vampires. I don't. I like the "real" shit.