2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Strong start.

 

[shafe_41]

#3 has to be Handsome Rusev. Isn't #3 always a heel to put the popular face at the early disadvantage?

 

[LBGetBack]

Man, first they put Jericho in a shark cage for a match, then he draws number 2? This some BS. Once again, Jericho going to carry the rumble match and not win.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Not something like Styles this year.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm gonna' mark out like the ending of Scar Face if Pentagon Jr. is a surprise entrant.

 

[shafe_41]

#3 has to be Handsome Rusev. Isn't #3 always a heel to put the popular face at the early disadvantage?

Aaaaand a swing and a miss

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

They're gonna crowd the match early so that either Goldberg or Lesnar can clean house

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

oh for fuck sake

 

[Loveless]

Ha, Cass just standing there waiting like "Hurry the fuck up"

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Kalisto is taking up one of the unannounced spots right?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Phew, I was worried I was gonna get Mojo in the Rumble game.

 

[enviousdominous]

As the ring fills up with superstars? Right now I only see one of those in the ring.

 

[shafe_41]

Monty Brown still has the best cross ring shoulder block ever.

 

[shafe_41]

GENTLEMAN JACK!!!!!

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Jesus Christ they're gonna get blown up before they even get to the ring

Also fuck yeah jack Gallagher

 

[enviousdominous]

Mojo is a blithering idiot unto the human race, not just Smackdown.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

So there are Cruiserweights.

 

[Navi]

Oh Jesus. LMAO

 

[enviousdominous]

So, if Jack wins, is the main event of WrestleMania for the Cruiserweight title?

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

God I love mark henry

 

[Navi]

Mark Henry looking down the ramp going "WTF I have to walk all the way down there?"

 

[shafe_41]

Please just let one of the entrants after Rusev be Angle. Dear God please......

 

[shafe_41]

Mark Henry looking down the ramp going "WTF I have to walk all the way down there?"

He only made it down because he could smell the sandwich hiding under the ring.

 

[Navi]

Thought Strowman would have come in later.

 

[shafe_41]

Jack going over with the umbrella is amazing.