Recent content by Staaaang

We have unconfirmed reports that terrible douchebags are posting reports about total bullshit. Source: Report Reports

Let's get excited! Kenny King, a dude nobody has heard of is making a return! THE KING RETURNETH TO THY SHITHOLE PROMOTION TO MAKE $35K BEFORETH TAXES!

Credibility in a work? A-buhhhh? Bittersweet for whom? He's getting paid while you're having a sad about his infrequent defenses.

"Anonymous WWE Employee" = some fat kid with a keyboard who wants to call Punk a little bitch over and over in a stupid letter. Punk is a bitch, as are his little emo fans, but that's neither here nor there. The point is that Punk's daddy drank and so therefore Punk needs to be the center...

Ut oh! Watch out everyone! Wyse and his expert opinion on what constitutes "poor booking" is here. Batista is killing the business man! Serious shit!

I see a lot of marks who don't have any idea what wrestling ability is, all trying to talk shit on NAO. The fact of the matter is that they're 6 time champs, they're over, and they've forgotten more about wrestling than anyone here will ever know. #CleanPin

Joe's the new face of Golden Corral. He's going to debut their deep-fried Oreo BBQ ribs soon. I heard once that he knocked himself out with his own big lady tits.

I'm afraid I have some bad news... This is a really terrible idea. In general I love the thought of Roman vs Hunter in a well planned feud. The stare down was nice. Hot shotting the split of Shield for a terribly short sighted WM30 match is a garbage idea and a garbage debate. #StingerDeathDrop...

One of the most sensible posts I've seen. I'm still not sure the Punk thing is a shoot, but if it is fuck him. Fuck him either way actually

Cena vs Taker would have some passionate opinions an crowd reactions. Both from cool casual fans and stinky "smarts" who are arrogant enough to believe they know the ins and outs of a complex form of entertainment they know very little about. If anyone is the guy to beat Taker, it's Cena.

Best in the world is a tag line, not a fact. The facts are that CM Punk never washed his hair or his butt hole. But that's how Traci, Lita, AJ, Maria etc like their men. With daddy issues and an unkempt butthole.

I would change his name to "Tattooed Dingus" and have him wrestle in a purple leotard. He would also have a mask that's embarrassing somehow. Then he only works dark matches and never wins.

Hmmm ... Should Orton step aside? On one hand you have Randy Orton. He's a third generation wrestler at the top of his game. He's worked for years to get to this level of his career, and is a future hall of famer. On the other hand you have a handful of armchair critics without the slightest...

I can't even properly respond to this troll post. Stone Cold's a "petulant bitch" with "multple walkouts" Name more than one instance of Stone Cold walking out, buddy boy. It always amuses me to see people nowadays discussing WCW & the Attitude Era who aren't old enough to have seen it live.

Triple H's talent to work stinky "smarts" knows no bounds still. And if there's one thing more obnoxious than CM Punk marks... It's um... Wait there isn't anything more obnoxious than that. Durrrr hurrrrrr Triple H keeping down the talent by handing them 14 month WWE title reigns!