WZ Posters Tag Tournament First-Round Match-Ups

[Cena's Little Helper]

Fellow forums members,

Here are the first-round match-ups for the upcoming Posters Tag Tourny. If there is an asterisk by your team, then that means you are a two-person team going up against a three-person. Although voters may take into consideration all posters for the three-person team when voting, any two-person team going up against a three-person team will automatically have five extra votes added to their vote tally. Also, since there are 31 teams, the top-seed has gotten a first-round bye; congratulations, Barbosa and Pedobear. Without further ado:

Match 1
#2 Seed klunderbunker/Slyfox696 vs. #31 Seed Remix/Dyslexic Wheelbarrow

Match 2
#3 Seed Y 2 Jake/Uncle Sam/Tastycles vs. #30 Seed Rizza/Via Armbar*

Match 3
#4 Seed HBK-aholic/IC25/D-Man vs. #29 Seed Dewey/Nitafrong*

Match 4
#5 Seed Lariat/Norcal vs. #28 Seed Leafy Shuffleboard/Planty

Match 5
#6 Seed TM/xfearbefore vs. #27 Seed Christian Battlez/Profit

Match 6
#7 Seed Lee/Dave* vs. #26 Seed Jane/JKO/I Want To Suck Obama Off

Match 7
#8 Seed Lord Sidious/Steamboat Ricky vs. #25 Seed Steve/Killjoy

Match 8
#9 Seed jpfizzle/Luther vs. #24 Seed Mr. Baller/simpsons_fanatic742

Match 9
#10 Seed Monkey/Papa Shango vs. #23 Seed The Game Rage/MisterRob

Match 10
#11 Seed jmt225/Becker/GuyCompton vs. #22 Seed FalKon/J-Dogg*

Match 11
#12 Seed Coco The Monkey/GD/MRC vs. #21 Seed Numbers/$hake-zula*

Match 12
#13 Seed fromthesouth/Razor vs. #20 Seed Miko/Hiphopapotamus

Match 13
#14 Seed tdigle/Marquis vs. #19 Seed Thriller/CH David

Match 14
#15 Seed Dagger Dias/HHHKing13 vs. #18 Seed Ty Burna/Phoenix

Match 15
#16 Seed Doc/Tenta* vs. #17 Seed Theo/Scotty/IndyJon22

 

[The Doctor]

oh jeez

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Match 13 looks to be the toughest.

 

[Razor]

 

[Via Armbar]

.......fuck.

 

[Number$v2]

Unlucky Armbar.

 

[Scotty]

Who is the #1 seed?

 

[Via Armbar]

Clearly somebody hates me =(

Wait I was assuming I'd make it past any team. It will be an honor to lose to them.

 

[Mr. TM]

First F5 monster, now this?!

 

[Razor]

Who is the #1 seed?

Well, you know,

Also, since there a 31 teams, the top-seed has gotten a first-round bye; congratulations, Barbosa and Pedobear.

 

[INDYjon22]

Damn, the Threebirds against the Natural Docsasters. Should be an interesting match up.

 

[Razor]

Considering Tenta has posted a total of 5 posts over the past 5 months, the Docsasters lose if they choose Tenta. Sorry buddy, but it's true.

 

[The Doctor]

However, Tenta is still an excellent poster and has a reputation as one of the most genuine guys here. And how can you see John Tenta Got Me A Date and not want to vote for us?

 

[Razor]

I love the dude, but he hasn't actually been on the forums in months. He posted two threads today in teh Bar Room, and one in the Cigar Lounge a month ago. That was his first activity in months.

I understand why he hasn't been posting, but Norcal didn't win the Poster Tourney because he was gone for months. And if Norcal is crippled by his absence, so is Tenta.

 

[Jane]

What the hell? I thought this was over or we got eliminated long ago.

Well. I'm feeling pretty confident. Who do Lee and Dave think they are messing with the true all stars?

D:

 

[Mr. TM]

Who wants my vote?

 

[Phoenix]

Match 6 looks tough too.

Lets bring it to them Ty!

 

[Theo Mays]

Oh man, The Docsasters vs. Threebirds! Love it. Should be a fun battle. So good matchups there.

 

[Jane]

Who wants my vote?

If you don't vote for me I'll ban you.

 

[The Doctor]

I know, Razor. But actually he's posted in the WZO a few times. I'm just hoping my reputation, posting skills, and personality, combined with pyrusane's extremely good posting skills, and Tent'as reputation is enough to have us go a few rounds.

 

[Razor]

Until you face us, of course.

FromtheBack

 

[Via Armbar]

Fuck it, I'm going to win this. Just letting everyone know. Now lick my balls and tell me how good I am.

 

[The Doctor]

Haha yeah. We'll see...

 

[Miko]

Anyone know the jobbers me and hippo are against?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I know, Razor. But actually he's posted in the WZO a few times. I'm just hoping my reputation, posting skills, and personality, combined with pyrusane's extremely good posting skills, and Tent'as reputation is enough to have us go a few rounds.

Just a point of clarification here: managers can't be considered when voting. If you'd like to add pyrusane as a member, that's fine. But, as a manager, he can do nothing more than promote your team.