WWE RAW LD 28th April 2014 - Jackmaning Jaws, Bad News, War (Games) and More!

[FunKay the Inevitable]

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LAST WEEK!
Hell on Earth

Stephanie McMahon asked for it and she got it, it being the return of the masked version of Kane. Again, the monster has risen from the depths, just in time for a title shot against constant thorn in the Authority's side and the reigning WWE World Heavyweight Champion. To put an exclamation mark on things Kane thought it might be helpful for him to Tombstone Piledrive the ever loving shit out of Bryan not one, not twice, but three times, each more gruesome than the last.

Stacking Up the Bodies

After Hunter Hoarse Helmsley (yup, I'm using it again) decided to taunt them on Monday and take the night off on Tuesday Friday, the Shield decided to gain a measure of retribution against the head honcho and obliterate his lower midcard force, slowly eliminating them through a combination of brute force, technical cunning and intimidation.

He's Got the Whole World--Oh You Know the Rest

Last week's Raw ended in a rather disturbing fashion as Bray Wyatt cradled John Cena in his arms and sang him a few verses of his latest chart topper. Those who tuned in for Chrisley Knows Best were probably a little put off. All this ahead of a Steel Cage Match on May 4th at Extreme Rules.

TONIGHT!
BNB or RVD?

With a title defence mere days away for Big E, he'll finally find out who his adversary is. Will it be Bad News for Rob Van Dam or will it be Five Star showing at the expense of Barrett?

The Jack-Man is Back!

Dolph Ziggler better have some extra protection for his jaw tonight because last time he and Hugh Jackman were in the same ring at the same time, the Hollywood, Florida (not where you thought I might be going with that, eh?) got his jaw cracked by the Australian A-Lister. And now, Hugh's back!

The 3 Hour Spectacular Raw Quiz!​

Can Daniel Bryan return successfully this evening and avoid murder most foul?
Who is destined to face Big E at Extreme Rules?
Has the Shield taken the advantage in their rivalry against Evolution?
Will John Cena survive the Wyatt's as we roll on into their Cage battle?
Have you seen Dolph Ziggler's jaw? It was last seen on September 19th 2011.
With the tag team titles on the line tonight, will it be RybAxel taking the gold from the Uso's?
Is there more to come with Cesaro and Swagger?
And oh so much more...

 

[rbv13]

Can Daniel Bryan return successfully this evening and avoid murder most foul?

The Monster is going to hit Bryan where it hurts the most, where he puts his dong. Of course he will not put his hands on her but tonight Kane will turn his attention towards Brie Bella. It will be a very PG scary moment.

Who is destined to face Big E at Extreme Rules?

BNB has a great character but has been dull in the ring. RVD is still showing some serious ring rust. This will be a lack luster battle followed by an even more lack luster stare down between the winner and the champ.

Has the Shield taken the advantage in their rivalry against Evolution?

Evolution stands tall tonight heading into Extreme Rules. They will show how wicked they truly are by dumping old man Flair on his head.

Will John Cena survive the Wyatt's as we roll on into their Cage battle?

Cole, JBL and King continue to over hype the fans tuning on Cena as if it hasn’t been happening for years. Cena takes out Rowan and Harper so it seems Bray will be all alone.

Have you seen Dolph Ziggler's jaw? It was last seen on September 19th 2011.

Jack and Ziggs patch things up only to see a miscue cause Ziggler to lose another match.

With the tag team titles on the line tonight, will it be RybAxel taking the gold from the Uso's?

Not like giving it away for free is going to ruin any Extreme Rules views so I say RybAxel steals the gold here.

Is there more to come with Cesaro and Swagger?

We are sure to hear about Brock Lesnar being the 1 in 21-1.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

RBV, you should get an avatar. You're not a bad poster at all.

 

[rbv13]

@Backstage, thanks. I might look into an avatar but I like to keep it old school. Maybe when I hit 250 or 500 post I'll be ready.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Getting the feeling that the Cena/Wyatf match is going to headline the PPV.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Ooh, Reigns vs. Orton. Intriguing.

 

[Skyeborne]

Getting the feeling that the Cena/Wyatf match is going to headline the PPV.

I wouldn't be surprised at all. Unless they have something big for the ending of Daniel Bryan vs. Kane, there isn't really any interest in that match.

 

[Slash-LN]

No promo in a cage has ever been as good as Owen's when Vince interviewed him in the blue cage.
I still remember thinking how cool that was.

 

[The_Reptile_]

They have now well and truly turned on you, Cena.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Cena is such a fucking cock tease.

 

[Galvatron]

 

[HBK/RKO]

Haha Cena is asking why everyone voted against him. Why does he think....everyone wants to superman get whooped!

 

[Nate DaMac]

John Kerrigan.

 

[Punkanomics]

?????

 

[Skyeborne]

Is Cena turning heel?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Quoting Aaron Eckhart, eh?

 

[Vageena Hertz]

John Cena is turning toe!!!!

Wait....

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Cena's not turning heel, or at least not now. At the very, VERY earliest, it'll be Summerslam.

 

[Skyeborne]

You forgot Adam Rose in your list of amazing talent John Cena...don't be a lemon.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

This promo is like getting a super wet blowie, only for the moment right before you climax, your lady(or man I don't discriminate) squeezes your hog and bites the tip and yells NOPE!

 

[rbv13]

Is a cage match really that big of a deal in todays world? I just can't get overly excited about it.

Nice name drops Cena. Only way to get a pop right now.

 

[L@RISANO]

Cena putting forward the Up and Comers. Nice Promo so far...whilst still antagonising Bray...

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Boring.

 

[HBK/RKO]

Cena isn't turning heel anytime soon. Don't get your hopes up guys.

 

[Punkanomics]

That tease tho