Monday Night Raw - April 29, 2013 LD

[The Butcher]

WOO HOO! Cena's injured!

Wait, what? He's not missing any time because of it?

Well, it should still be a good show, and it's live this week so post all the spoilers you want!*

What I prescribe for tonight:

-The Shield's reign of terror continues.

-Ryback and John Cena turn the heat up another notch, with Ryback possibly going after Cena's injury.

-AJ Lee wearing booty shorts.

-Fandangoing a-plenty!

Enjoy the show!

*not a guarantee that you won't receive infractions for posting spoilers

 

[Diet Soda]

Cena's injured, Ryback vs Bo Dallas for the vacant strap at Extreme Rules.

With the recent booking we've had, why the heck not?

 

[Diet Soda]

I remember when Raw opened with fireworks.

 

[#tamale]

Damnit....they didn't play Big E's new theme song. Shit's banging yo.

 

[Diet Soda]

Well, Ricardo's ankle has sure healed up sharpish. Bloody illegals thieving our healthcare. #MURICA

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Uh Cole I think you may just be wrong about Extreme Rules happening later THIS month.

 

[Bernkastel]

Ricardo was hilarious. Big E no sells so he just throws the pail at him.

 

[Diet Soda]

Not sure if I'm sold on the nickname 'Hounds of Justice'. I keep thinking of that Kate Bush song.
OH OW OH AW OH.

 

[Shocky]

John Cena is about to do a Make a Wish spot, let's all chastise and boo him.

 

[The Butcher]

It's hard to knock World Wish Day, but... fuck it, I'll spare my karma the hit and just change the channel.

 

[.]

The logic behind having everyone's second in commands compete to choose the stipulation was nothing short of fantastic. A ladder match is the stipulation I'd love to see but then again all 3 men have won MITB.

 

[PlayTheGame]

perfect opportunity for someone, idk who, definitely not ryback, to shell shock the make a wish kid and get some heat.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

You just know Ryback is coming out any minute here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hey wait, no one's booing. It's a miracle.

 

[Diet Soda]

I'd be okay if the next thing I heard was Sierra Hotel Echo....

 

[.]

How is this not exploitation?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

To change the channel or not to change the channel...that is the question...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Waiting for The Shield

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Wait this is considered loud? New Jersery says hello.

 

[Diet Soda]

I need more wine.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Well so much for our thoughts of Ryback or Shield coming out...which i'm kind of glad about cause you know Cena would have laid out whoever it was so the kids could "get a pin" on a real superstar.

 

[The Butcher]

So how long is it until they start having Cena come down to the ring with lambs and kittens? We get it WWE.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I need more wine.

Wine? That's not good enough.

This is what I suggest.

or...

 

[#tamale]

I don't like it when the tag team partner of the singles competitor is not out there. Makes no sense. Where's Sandow?

 

[Diet Soda]

Wine? That's not good enough.

This is what I suggest.

or...

Fear not my lad, I have some Sailor Jerry put aside for such emergencies.