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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.9.
Monday Night Raw
Date: April 15, 2013
Location: BI-LO Center, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
After last week's bizarre show with the most interesting crowd in years, we're now in a far different kind of city in front of a far different kind of people. The main story is that Ryback turned on Cena last week to presumably set up a match for the title at Extreme Rules. Other than that we have Ziggler as the new world champion and Sheamus appearing to feud with Mark Henry. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Ryback turning on Cena from last week. Punk is also here tonight.
Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. Big Show
Sheamus starts and is immediately sent back into the corner. He tries to fight out of it but his headlock is countered by a belly to back suplex from Big Show. A hard chop sends Sheamus to the apron but he comes back with some shoulders to the ribs and the forearms to the chest. A top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus but the Brogue Kick is easily blocked and Sheamus is sent to the floor. Back in and Show chops Sheamus' chest half to death before getting two off the Final Cut.
Off to a quick nerve hold but Sheamus fights up, only to be caught in a side slam for two. Show loads up the Vader Bomb but Sheamus counters in an impressive looking electric chair. There's the hot tag to Orton who pounds away with everything he's got. A nice dropkick sends Show to the apron for the Elevated DDT. The RKO is countered but Sheamus breaks up the chokeslam with a Brogue Kick. RKO finishes Show at 6:10.
We look at 3MB interrupting HHH but getting beaten up by Shield.
3MB says they're calling out Shield.
Here's 3MB to do just that but instead of Shield, they get Brock Lesnar for a big old beating of the band. Slater gets two nasty F5's onto the barricade until Heyman comes out to call off the monster. Heyman says that Lesnar is ready for a fight and wants one with Triple H. At Wrestlemania, HHH knocked out Brock Lesnar which proves that HHH is a real man. Brock however doesn't see things that way. Now the rivalry is 1-1, so we need a third match at Extreme Rules. Since it's going to be extreme, we'll make it an old fashioned steel cage match.
US Title: Antonio Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro gets a mic and yodels all the way to the ring. Kofi gets a quick rollup and backslide for two each but misses a splash into the corner. A hard clothesline puts Kofi down and there's the gutwrench suplex for two. Cesaro hooks a quick chinlock but Kofi comes back with some strikes of his own. The Boom Drop hits but Trouble in Paradise is ducked, allowing Cesaro to hit the big European uppercut for two. We take a break and come back with Cesaro pounding away with headbutts and punches in the corner.
Kofi comes back with the SOS for two and Trouble in Paradise sends Antonio to the floor. Back inside and Kofi gets two before going up top. His cross body is caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a VERY close two but Cesaro charges into a boot in the corner. Kofi tries a springboard cross body but gets caught in the Neutralizer position. They trade some VERY fast near falls until Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the pin and the title at 9:25.
Kofi says he brought the US Title back home.
We look at Ziggler cashing in last week to win the title. By that I mean they show us the entire match.
Here are Ziggler and company with something to say. Ziggler talks about how great a moment his win was last week but now he needs to top himself. He's going to start by being better than anyone else ever and not caring about the fans booing him. You show off when you're better than everyone else, but he backs it up every single night. Ziggler talks about the perks that come with being champion but here's Del Rio to interrupt.
Del Rio says he'll get his title back because he wants his rematch right now. Vickie comes out and says the match is starting RIGHT NOW. Alberto is barely able to walk here.
Smackdown World Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio
Before the bell rings, here are Swagger and Colter to interrupt. Colter says that it was because of Swagger that Ziggler won the title, so it should be Swagger getting the title show. Alberto decks Swagger but as he turns around to face Ziggler. Jack pulls Alberto to the floor and wraps the leg around the post. The Patriot Lock messes up the ankle even more so no match.
HELL NO vs. Prime Time Players
Next week it's Bryan/Kane/Taker vs. Shield from London. Bryan and Titus start things off with the hard kicks to O'Neal's chest for two. Young comes in and has some better luck, allowing him to take over on Bryan. Back to Titus for a fall away slam before it's back to Young for a chinlock. Bryan fights up for the hot tag to Kane who cleans house and gets two off a side slam. The top rope clothesline gets two so it's the chokeslam to set up the top rope headbutt for the pin at 3:32.
Ryback (not even in the arena) talks about how Wrestlemania was the greatest night of Cena's career and the worst night of his own. Cena could only go down and Ryback could only go up. We get a clip of the beatdown last week and Ryback says he wasn't going to wait at the bottom of the ladder anymore after everything he had been through. Ryback talks about Cena giving Ryback his title shot when he was injured.
It made Ryback feel like he belonged but a promise of friendship from Cena is just a guarantee to sit in the backseat. Ryback talks about how Cena left him alone as we see clips of Shield destroying him over the last few months. We see Cena eliminating Ryback to win the Rumble and then Cena leaving Ryback alone to fight Shield and give up the pinfall because Cena had his title shot at Wrestlemania already. Last week Ryback waited for Cena to mention him but it never came, so it's time for Ryback to step out of Cena's shadow.
R-Truth vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title here. Barrett pounds away to start but Truth comes back with a side kick to the face. Barrett shrugs it off and puts Truth on the top rope before pounding away on the chest. Off to a seated abdominal stretch before Truth fights up and hits some clotheslines. The ax kick misses but Little Jimmy hits for the pin at 3:02.
Teddy Long comes in to see Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero and suggests Swagger vs. Ziggler tonight. Apparently it's happening later.
Great Khali/Santino Marella vs. Rhodes Scholars
The Scholars talk about being dwarfs on the shoulders of giants on the way to the ring. Sandow and Khali start things off with the giant hitting a loud chop in the corner. Off to Cody who wants and gets Santino. Rhodes takes over and pounds away before bringing in Damien for more of the same. There's the Wind-Up Elbow for two but Santino makes his comeback with the usual. The Cobra takes down Sandow but Cody bails to the floor. Hornswoggle hits him in the ribs with a mini Cobra to no effect so Khali steps in for the save. During the distraction, Sandow rolls up Marella for the pin at 3:19.
Jerry is in the ring and shows us a video of people Fandangoing around the world over the last week. This actually has become a popular trend at the moment. Fandango and his chick come out and dance for a bit before cutting Jerry off during the interview attempt. Fandango asks how Lawler's hips feel.
He asks if some fans want to go Fandangoing but since this is South Carolina, most fans don't seem interested. Before they can do it though, the fans have to pronounce his name correctly. He leads them in a pronunciation and the fans sing the song again. Fandango decides they can't say his name so they can go Fandango themselves.
Cena says he'll be in the ring if Ryback wants to come see him tonight.
Jack Swagger vs. Dolph Ziggler
Non-title again. Swagger pounds him into the corner to start so the champion slaps him. Dolph runs to the floor and jumps Swagger as he comes back in. A big boot puts Dolph down though and some knees in the corner have him in trouble. Dolph gets an elbow up in the corner and takes Swagger down with a neckbreaker for no cover. The Patriot Lock is escaped but Jack manages to crotch Ziggler on the top rope as we take a break.
Back with Swagger going shoulder first into the post and a small package getting two for Dolph. The running Vader Bomb hits the champion's feet and Ziggler makes his comeback. A dropkick and the jumping DDT get two but the Fameasser is countered into a powerbomb position. Swagger drops Ziggler back onto the top rope and gets the quick pin at 9:57.
Post match Alberto pops up and beats up Swagger, putting him in the armbreaker over the stage.
Mark Henry attacks Sheamus again in the back.
Here's Punk with something to say. The fans chant for Punk in one of the few reactions of the night. Punk doesn't say anything for a bit before saying he couldn't enjoy his 434 days as champion because he was always looking around the corner. He wanted that next challenge and found it in the Rock. After that he went after the one that that could be bigger than the title he loved by going after the Streak at Wrestlemania. We get dueling Undertaker/CM Punk chants from the crowd as Punk looks sad. Punk hugs Heyman and walks away beneath the Titantron.
Booker is annoyed at Teddy in the back and makes Ziggler vs. Del Rio vs. Swagger in a triple threat,, presumably at Extreme Rules.
Kaitlyn vs. Nikki Bella
Kaitlyn shoves her around to start and then out to the floor. A baseball slide puts both Bellas down but Kaitlyn is sent into the apron a few times. Back in and Nikki stands on Kaitlyn's hair as Jerry talks about one Bella being larger than the other. Off to a chinlock for a bit until Kaitlyn fights back with some shoulder blocks. The gutbuster hits but we get Twin Magic, allowing Brie to send Kaitlyn into the ropes for the pin at 5:09.
Sheamus/Orton vs. Big Show/Henry on Smackdown. Should be good.
Here's Cena to call out Ryback. The monster comes out a few seconds later and Cena says he isn't shaking in his boots. He says he issued an open challenge last week to any WWE Superstar but instead of coming at him like a man, Ryback waited to come at him when his back was turned. For some reason we cut to the Shield in the back as Cena talks. Production glitch I'm assuming.
Anyway, Cena says that earlier tonight Ryback made us sit through a highlight reel of excuses. There shouldn't be any excuses though because Ryback should be standing on his own feet. The things Ryback is lacking is something between his ears and something between his legs, not help from Cena. The champion gets ready to fight and they get in each others' faces, but Ryback walks away. With Cena alone in the ring, here's Shield. The announcers keep saying it's 3-2 but Shield only goes after Cena. Ryback just watches as Cena is beaten down and hit with the TripleBomb. Shield stands tall to end the show.
Results
Sheamus/Randy Orton b. Big Show – RKO
Kofi Kingston b. Antonio Cesaro – Trouble in Paradise
HELL NO b. Prime Time Players – Headbutt to Young
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett – Little Jimmy
Rhodes Scholars b. Santino Marella/Great Khali – Rollup to Marella
Jack Swagger b. Dolph Ziggler – Powerbomb into a jackknife
Nikki Bella b. Kaitlyn – Clothesline into the middle rope
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.1, way down from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: April 17, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tony Dawson, William Regal
We're kind of at a new starting point in NXT with the end of the Regal vs. Ohno feud last week. Granted that's just in theory because a clean win rarely ends anything in WWE anymore. We also need a new challenger for Langston and the NXT Title. As for tonight though, we have Corey Graves vs. Seth Rollins in a rare singles match for a member of the Shield. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the segment last week which gave us Graves vs. Rollins.
Theme song.
Justin Gabriel vs. Leo Kruger
Their last match was really good so hopefully this one is too. Kruger hits a hard chop in the corner to start and runs Gabriel over with a few shoulder blocks. Off to an armbar by Gabriel which transitions into a top wristlock. Back up and Kruger puts him down with a spinebuster for two, giving us the required Arn Anderson reference. Kruger pounds on the chest for two more and cranks on Gabriel's neck a bit. Justin comes back with a monkey flip and some solid kicks to the arm.
A BIG spin kick puts Leo down but Kruger breaks up a springboard attempt. Leo gets two off a clothesline but Gabriel grabs a Fujiwara Armbar of all things. Kruger gets to the rope and Justin is very frustrated. The 450 is broken up and Kruger pounds on the crotched Gabriel. A superplex is broken up but Justin's sunset bomb is countered, followed by a double stomp from Leo. The seated armbar (called the GC3 now) makes Gabriel tap out at 7:12.
Brodus Clay says don't try this.
Next week it's Clash of the Champions with the Divas, US (held by Cesaro here), NXT and Intercontinental Title being defended.
We get a video on what the NXT people did at Wrestlemania. The shot of Shield walking through the stadium to their match is pretty awesome. Langston being in a title match is a big moment for NXT as well.
Paige doesn't buy Summer Rae's excuse of having to turn off her curling iron. She wants a one on one match but doesn't think Summer has the backbone to do it. Rae jumps Paige and accepts the challenge.
Baylee vs. Emma
Emma actually does her skin the cat entrance without falling and the fans seem impressed. Baylee hits a quick dropkick and pulls Emma back in from running away. Emma dances into a cover (literally) and gets two so Baylee puts on a neck crank. Back up and Emma dodges a charge into the buckle and hooks a Tarantula of all things. Emma hooks an Indian Deathlock with a bridge and a chinlock (Benoit used to use that move) for the submission at 3:10.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Bray Wyatt
Yoshi jumps over Wyatt in the corner but Bray hits a hard running cross body for one. A splash in the corner sets up the dancing bit before the Downward Spiral ends Yoshi at 1:18.
Bray hits his finisher again post match, which is apparently called Sister Abigail. Wyatt says this was a message because he needs us to understand that no one is greater than he is. He's the eater of worlds and he believes it's time for the beast to open our eyes.
Corey Graves vs. Seth Rollins
This is a lumberjack match and Ambrose/Reigns apparently have taken the night off. Rollins immediately pounds him down to start and stomps him into the corner but Graves comes back with some rights of his own. Rollins bails to the apron but has to come back in to avoid the lumberjacks. Back in and Corey goes after Seth's leg with a kick to the inner thigh and a knee crusher.
Seth gets in a shot to the throat and follows up with a corner splash. Another splash hits and Graves falls to the floor. We take a break and come back with Rollins hitting a jumping kick for two and hooking a body vice. Off to a reverse chinlock instead but the cheering of the lumberjacks fires Graves up enough to escape. Rollins misses something off the top and gets hit by a running knee to the chest.
A hard clothesline puts Rollins down and Corey wrenches the knee. Rollins is pulled off the top with a dragon screw legwhip and a gordbuster keeps him down again, but here are Reigns and Ambrose to ringside. Ambrose clotheslines Graves down as Reigns destroys the lumberjacks. The standing sliced bread by Rollins is good for the pin at 7:12 shown of 10:42.
Results
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – GC3
Emma b. Baylee – Bridging Indian Deathlock
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu – Sister Abigail
Seth Rollins b. Corey Graves – Standing Sliced Bread
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: April 18, 2013
Location: American Bank Center, Corpus Christi, Texas
Commentators: Todd Keneley, Taz, Mike Tenay
We're getting closer to Slammiversary now but the main question is who challenges Bully Ray next? He's already taken out Hardy and beaten him again in a rematch, so the next opponent isn't clear yet. As for tonight, we've got AJ Styles vs. James Storm in what would be AJ's first match in about six months. It should be interesting to see what he's capable of at the moment. Let's get to it.
We open with a nice graphic about praying for the Boston bombings.
We get the usual recap to open things up.
Last week after Impact went off the air, Aces and 8's attacked Hardy with the hammer and he was taken away in an ambulance.
D-Von gives Bischoff and Garrett a pep talk for their handicap match with Angle tonight.
Garrett Bischoff/Wes Brisco vs. Kurt Angle
We get a quick video package on Bischoff and Brisco being mentored by Angle before turning on him to join the bikers. Brisco starts things off with Kurt easily throwing him around. Angle rams him into a buckle and then throws Wes off to Bischoff for a tag. Kurt easily throws Bischoff around and even tosses Wes to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Angle getting punched down by Bischoff before it's off to Brisco for a chinlock. Angle suplexes out of it and it's time to unleash the rest of the suplexes. Both bikers get a few Germans including one to both of them at the same time. That was awesome. Ankle lock to Brisco but here are the other Aces and 8's to distract the referee and throw Bischoff a chain. One shot with that and Angle is done at 11:03.
Post match Bischoff and Brisco hit a double powerbomb on Angle. Anderson says they're taking over tonight and wishes AJ luck in his match.
Zema Ion and Petey Williams talk about the threeway tonight.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Zema Ion vs. Petey Williams
Ion is knocked to the floor very quickly and apparently the referee now has a camera on his head. King kicks Ion down but gets caught in a quick Canadian Destroyer for two. Ion gets two of his own and the challengers get in an argument. Williams hits a middle rope rana for two but Ion comes back with some shots of his own. King is still down on the floor.
Zema puts on a half crab for a bit until Petey makes a rope. The Destroyer is broken up but Williams dives on King. Petey hits a release german suplex on Ion and a slingshot rana on King. After Ion gets in some generic high flying offense, Petey locks him in the Sharpshooter until King makes the save and steals a pin on Ion to retain at 5:47.
Magnus says he'll win the TV Title tonight.
The Knockouts are getting their own website.
Brooke Hogan wishes Mickie and Tessmacher luck. Tessmacher tells Brooke she's here if Brooke needs anything.
TV Title: D-Von vs. Magnus
Knux and Doc jump Magnus on the steps until D-Von comes up to make it 3-1. The big guys give Magnus a double chokeslam but Joe comes out to make the save. No match.
Joe says that he's getting the title shot against D-Von tonight instead.
We recap the AJ story with him walking out oon TNA and now being offered a spot in both factions.
Video on Velvet Sky's knee injury.
Mickie James vs. Miss Tessmacher
Winner gets a title match against Velvet. ODB is guest referee again. They go back and forth for a bit with nothing of note going on until things get heated fast. ODB says cool it so Tessmacher grabs a quick rollup for two. Mickie puts on an armbar but Tessmacher is in the ropes. They head to the floor and ODB breaks up another brawl before they go inside again.
Tessmacher pounds away and hits a kind of X Factor out of the corner before giving Mickie a Stink Face. Mickie comes back with a flapjack and the Thesz Press off the top for two. They clothesline each other because this match hasn't gone on long enough yet. They start slugging it out....and we get a short highlight package of big moves in the match so far. Mickie gets a rollup out of nowhere for the pin at 7:40.
D-Von harasses Joseph Park in the back until Bully jumps Park. Joseph gets choked by a chain and thrown into a shower.
Mickie says it's time for her to be back.
Here's Bad Influence for their sales pitch to AJ. Apparently the Bad Influence movie is in production and Morgan Freeman is in talks to play Dixie Carter. However, the important thing is that AJ is about to rejoin the band and they even have a shirt for him. First up though, they want the tag titles back and ask if the champions have the huevos to give them a shot.
Cue Aries and Roode for an interruption. Roode says he and Aries should get the title shot first. Daniels says that would work if Roode wasn't Canadian because his opinion is only worth 75% of an American's. Aries makes gay references and the insults start flying too fast to type. Chavo and Hernandez come in and Bad Influence bails. Aries and Roode turn around and get laid out by the champions.
We look at Hardy being injured again and hear from various wrestlers saying they have to unite against the bikers.
Recap of Aces and 8s' carnage tonight.
Matt Morgan thinks it's interesting that all this stuff with Aces and 8's is going on when Hogan isn't here. He lists off all of Hogan's mistakes so far.
TV Title: D-Von vs. Samoa Joe
D-Von jumps Joe to start and chokes away with the towel. Joe fires back and pounds D-Von down into the corner as he's all fired up here. D-Von gets in a shot of his own and starts choking away on the ropes followed by some choking in the corner for good measure. Off to a chinlock but Joe fights up and hits a quick enziguri. He loads up the MuscleBuster but here are Aces and 8's for a distraction. Anderson hits Joe with a chain and D-Von gets the pin at 3:37.
Post match Anderson hits Joe in the face with the knuckles again, seemingly injuring him in the process.
James Storm vs. AJ Styles
AJ turns around to leave but Storm follows him up the ramp and beats him up. A suplex is blocked as is the Eye of the Storm. They trade right hands with Storm knocking Styles back into the ring for the opening bell. Storm pounds away but Styles kicks him down as we take a break. Back with AJ suplexing Storm and putting on a chinlock to slow things down a bit. Storm fights up and hits a kind of TKO for two but gets crotched when trying a superplex. AJ hits a Tree of Woe dropkick for two and here's Bad Influence to cheer Styles on.
Closing Time hits AJ and a Cactus Clothesline sends them both to the floor. Back in and Storm hits another Closing Time but the Last Call is caught and AJ hooks a rolling let lock for the tap out at 10:54. It looked like a cross between an Indian Deathlock and a half crab. How rare is it to see Storm tap out?
Post match AJ lays out Bad Influence and leaves the ring for Aces and 8's to destroy everyone in sight. Ray says that they're responsible for destroying all of the fans' heroes like Hardy and Storm. He then contradicts himself by saying it's all Hogan's fault. Next week Ray is going to call Hogan out.
Results
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Kurt Angle – Bischoff hit Angle with a chain
Kenny King b. Zema Ion and Petey Williams – King pinned Ion after a Sharpshooter from Williams
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Rollup
D-Von b. Samoa Joe – D-Von pinned Joe after Anderson hit him with brass knuckles
AJ Styles b. James Storm – Leg Lock
Friday
Impact got a 1.0, up very slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: April 19, 2013
Location: Thompson-Boling Arena, Knoxville, Tennessee
Commentators: Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back to the blue team again as we're starting to set up Extreme Rules. The main stories around here are Ziggler vs. Del Rio vs. Swagger and Henry vs. Sheamus which were both furthered on Raw. We're still in that limbo period between the aftermath of Wrestlemania and the build to Extreme Rules so it's kind of hard to guess what's coming tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Swagger breaking up Alberto's rematch and then beating the champion on Raw, only to be beaten up by Del Rio seconds later, thereby making everyone look weak at the same time.
Here's Fandango to open the show. Cole tells us how Fandangoing is taking over the world, continuing to bury the idea into the ground. Fandango hits on Lillian who doesn't seem repulsed by him. He asks if she's ever Fandangoed before and that's too much for her......until he spins her around and dips her back. Apparently she's terrible though so Fandango drops her to the mat. Fandango asks Lillian to pronounce his name but is interrupted by Santino.
Marella says that Fandango can dance but he's a very rude person. He liked watching the cheerleaders on Youtube Fandangoing a lot better than he likes watching the real thing. Santino offers to Fandango for us here but introduces us to his dance partner the Cobra. The dance discombobulates Fandango and he gets sent to the floor. The match is after a break.
Santino Marella vs. Fandango
Fandango pounds him down as the announcers tell us about all of the Fandangoing around the world. The fans think Fandango can't wrestle as he stomps on Santino. Santino tries to nip up but can't do it so Fandango pounds on him even more. Off to a quick cravate but Santino comes back and gets the nipup this time. The Cobra is countered into a downward spiral for the pin for Fandango at 3:10. Yes make sure to take away the one good looking move he has and replace it with one of the most overused finishers in wrestling.
Booker yells as Teddy for making Swagger vs. Ziggler on Monday when Big Show comes in. He thanks Teddy for giving him a partner tonight, unlike Booker who gave him a handicap match. Booker glares at Teddy so he leaves with Big Show.
Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title all around. Barrett pounds Kofi down to start but gets caught in a standing rana for two. A dropkick gets the same for Kingston and it's off to an armbar. Believe it or not, Barrett actually uses his punching background for a few seconds here but Kofi easily fights him off with a kick to the head. Back to the arm for a bit but Barrett knocks him off the top rope.
Wade takes Kofi to the floor and rams Kofi's face into the announce table. That's only good for two on Kingston so Wade pounds on the ribs to keep Kofi down. Barrett pulls him off the top again for two and it's back to the chinlock. That goes nowhere so Wade hits a kind of Samoan Drop, but he covers arrogantly and gets rolled up for the pin at 5:32.
We recap Sheamus being attacked by Mark Henry.
Henry says he attacked Sheamus because he can and that's what he does. Sheamus jumps him for a change.
We recap the world title situation with Del Rio and Swagger both wanting title shots. Del Rio was jumped by Swagger as he tried to get his rematch, so Swagger got the match and pinned Ziggler. It's a good thing he did too because Ziggler was starting to look credible for a few moments there. A triple threat match has officially been announced for Extreme Rules.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger goes for the bad leg to start but Del Rio goes to Jack's bad arm to escape. Del Rio stays on the arm and it's another standoff. Jack takes him down with a quick headlock before going after the bad leg. Swagger tries to wrap it around the post but Del Rio punches his way out of danger. Alberto rams the bad arm into the steps and we head back inside for a hard kick to Swagger's back for two.
Del Rio misses a charge into the corner though and is backdropped onto the ropes, hurting his leg again in the process. Colter talks trash as Del Rio falls to the floor and we take a break. Back with Albeto fighting out of a leg lock and kicking away at the arm again. Swagger goes right back to the knee for two more and hooks a leg lock on the mat. A crucifix gets two for Del Rio but Swagger kicks him in the face to put both guys down again.
Swagger takes it to the corner again and wraps the leg around the ropes before taking the bandage off the bad knee. Alberto fights up again but misses the running enziguri in the corner. Swagger puts him on the apron but as he goes for Del Rio, Alberto grabs a quick armbar over the ropes. The bad knee saves Swagger again though and it's time to shout WE THE PEOPLE a lot. Alberto ducks a big boot and comes back with the backbreaker but hurts his own knee in the process.
There are the forearms to the back and a Backstabber for two on Swagger. The armbreaker is broken up once and a second attempt is countered into the Patriot Lock in a nice counter. Alberto gets to the ropes so Swagger immediately hits the Vader Bomb for a close two. Del Rio comes back with the Codebreaker to the arm but the armbreaker is countered with Swagger sending him out to the floor.
They head back inside and a HARD superkick to Swagger gets two as Jack grabs the rope. The Patriot Lock goes on again but Del Rio counters into the armbreaker. Swagger counters into a rollup but Alberto counters THAT into a small package for the pin at 14:32 shown of 18:02. Really good finish.
We get an abbreviated version of Ryback's reasoning for attacking Cena and their confrontation and the Shield beating down Cena to end Raw.
Shield says Monday was a moment that Cena won't forget anytime soon. They claim that Ryback has learned to not mess with the Shield anymore and saw a look on his face. They say the same look on Undertaker's face a few weeks ago and Undertaker is afraid. Ambrose promises to prove that Undertaker is mortal on Raw.
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle vs. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes
We actually get a reason for this match: Epico/Primo/Rosa stole Horny's parking spot earlier and there's video to prove it. I've heard worse. I can't think of anything off the top of my head but I've heard worse. Nattie takes Rosa down to start but can't hook the Sharpshooter. Rosa comes back with a kick to the back and a chinlock but Natalya fights back with a clothesline. Off to Epico and Khali with the giant hitting some hard chops in the corner. Primo tries to help but gets sent into the same corner as Epico for simultaneous chops. Horny annoys Rosa into a chase and Khali hits the Punjabi Plunge to pin Epico at 3:18.
We get most of Punk's promo from Raw where he walked out.
We get Heyman challenging HHH to fight Brock in a cage match at Extreme Rules.
Mark Henry/Big Show vs. Randy Orton/Sheamus
Henry and Sheamus start and immediately talk trash, but Henry brings in Big Show before there's any contact. They immediately start brawling and Big Show sends him to the apron for chops to the chest like Sheamus would hit forearms. Sheamus comes back and hits the forearms to take over. Sheamus goes up top for the shoulder but has to jump over Show instead, allowing the giant to hit a superkick to take him down. An elbow drop misses and it's off to Orton.
The side slam puts Orton down and here's Henry to continue slowly pounding on Orton. A bearhug has Orton in trouble and it's back to Big Show to stay on the ribs. The chokeslam is countered into a DDT and both guys are down. Hot tag brings in Sheamus for his running forearms and the top rope shoulder for no cover. White Noise connects but a Henry distraction lets Show spear Sheamus down as we take a break.
Back with Show kneeing Sheamus in the head and getting two off the Final Cut. Henry comes in for a nerve hold before Big Show comes in for the same thing. Sheamus tries to fight up and finally manages a chop block to put Big Show down. Hot tag brings in Orton to pound on Henry and some clotheslines drop the smaller of the two monsters. A DDT gets two but Henry powers out. Show tries to come in but gets caught in the Elevated DDT. Everything breaks down and Show chokeslams Orton for the pin at 13:32 shown of 17:02.
Results
Fandango b. Santino Marella – Downward Spiral
Kofi Kingston b. Wade Barret – Crucifix
Alberto Del Rio b. Jack Swagger – Small Package
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle b. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes – Punjabi Plunge to Epico
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Randy Orton/Sheamus – Chokeslam to Orton
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Rosa Mendes has been sent home from the WWE European trip. No word on a potential release.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Sheamus/Randy Orton b. Big Show – RKO
Kofi Kingston b. Antonio Cesaro – Trouble in Paradise
HELL NO b. Prime Time Players – Headbutt to Young
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett – Little Jimmy
Rhodes Scholars b. Santino Marella/Great Khali – Rollup to Marella
Jack Swagger b. Dolph Ziggler – Powerbomb into a jackknife
Nikki Bella b. Kaitlyn – Clothesline into the middle rope
NXT
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – GC3
Emma b. Baylee – Bridging Indian Deathlock
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu – Sister Abigail
Seth Rollins b. Corey Graves – Standing Sliced Bread
Impact Wrestling
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Kurt Angle – Bischoff hit Angle with a chain
Kenny King b. Zema Ion and Petey Williams – King pinned Ion after a Sharpshooter from Williams
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Rollup
D-Von b. Samoa Joe – D-Von pinned Joe after Anderson hit him with brass knuckles
AJ Styles b. James Storm – Leg Lock
Smackdown
Fandango b. Santino Marella – Downward Spiral
Kofi Kingston b. Wade Barret – Crucifix
Alberto Del Rio b. Jack Swagger – Small Package
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle b. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes – Punjabi Plunge to Epico
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Randy Orton/Sheamus – Chokeslam to Orton
Smackdown got a 1.9.
Monday Night Raw
Date: April 15, 2013
Location: BI-LO Center, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
After last week's bizarre show with the most interesting crowd in years, we're now in a far different kind of city in front of a far different kind of people. The main story is that Ryback turned on Cena last week to presumably set up a match for the title at Extreme Rules. Other than that we have Ziggler as the new world champion and Sheamus appearing to feud with Mark Henry. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Ryback turning on Cena from last week. Punk is also here tonight.
Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. Big Show
Sheamus starts and is immediately sent back into the corner. He tries to fight out of it but his headlock is countered by a belly to back suplex from Big Show. A hard chop sends Sheamus to the apron but he comes back with some shoulders to the ribs and the forearms to the chest. A top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus but the Brogue Kick is easily blocked and Sheamus is sent to the floor. Back in and Show chops Sheamus' chest half to death before getting two off the Final Cut.
Off to a quick nerve hold but Sheamus fights up, only to be caught in a side slam for two. Show loads up the Vader Bomb but Sheamus counters in an impressive looking electric chair. There's the hot tag to Orton who pounds away with everything he's got. A nice dropkick sends Show to the apron for the Elevated DDT. The RKO is countered but Sheamus breaks up the chokeslam with a Brogue Kick. RKO finishes Show at 6:10.
We look at 3MB interrupting HHH but getting beaten up by Shield.
3MB says they're calling out Shield.
Here's 3MB to do just that but instead of Shield, they get Brock Lesnar for a big old beating of the band. Slater gets two nasty F5's onto the barricade until Heyman comes out to call off the monster. Heyman says that Lesnar is ready for a fight and wants one with Triple H. At Wrestlemania, HHH knocked out Brock Lesnar which proves that HHH is a real man. Brock however doesn't see things that way. Now the rivalry is 1-1, so we need a third match at Extreme Rules. Since it's going to be extreme, we'll make it an old fashioned steel cage match.
US Title: Antonio Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro gets a mic and yodels all the way to the ring. Kofi gets a quick rollup and backslide for two each but misses a splash into the corner. A hard clothesline puts Kofi down and there's the gutwrench suplex for two. Cesaro hooks a quick chinlock but Kofi comes back with some strikes of his own. The Boom Drop hits but Trouble in Paradise is ducked, allowing Cesaro to hit the big European uppercut for two. We take a break and come back with Cesaro pounding away with headbutts and punches in the corner.
Kofi comes back with the SOS for two and Trouble in Paradise sends Antonio to the floor. Back inside and Kofi gets two before going up top. His cross body is caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for a VERY close two but Cesaro charges into a boot in the corner. Kofi tries a springboard cross body but gets caught in the Neutralizer position. They trade some VERY fast near falls until Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the pin and the title at 9:25.
Kofi says he brought the US Title back home.
We look at Ziggler cashing in last week to win the title. By that I mean they show us the entire match.
Here are Ziggler and company with something to say. Ziggler talks about how great a moment his win was last week but now he needs to top himself. He's going to start by being better than anyone else ever and not caring about the fans booing him. You show off when you're better than everyone else, but he backs it up every single night. Ziggler talks about the perks that come with being champion but here's Del Rio to interrupt.
Del Rio says he'll get his title back because he wants his rematch right now. Vickie comes out and says the match is starting RIGHT NOW. Alberto is barely able to walk here.
Smackdown World Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio
Before the bell rings, here are Swagger and Colter to interrupt. Colter says that it was because of Swagger that Ziggler won the title, so it should be Swagger getting the title show. Alberto decks Swagger but as he turns around to face Ziggler. Jack pulls Alberto to the floor and wraps the leg around the post. The Patriot Lock messes up the ankle even more so no match.
HELL NO vs. Prime Time Players
Next week it's Bryan/Kane/Taker vs. Shield from London. Bryan and Titus start things off with the hard kicks to O'Neal's chest for two. Young comes in and has some better luck, allowing him to take over on Bryan. Back to Titus for a fall away slam before it's back to Young for a chinlock. Bryan fights up for the hot tag to Kane who cleans house and gets two off a side slam. The top rope clothesline gets two so it's the chokeslam to set up the top rope headbutt for the pin at 3:32.
Ryback (not even in the arena) talks about how Wrestlemania was the greatest night of Cena's career and the worst night of his own. Cena could only go down and Ryback could only go up. We get a clip of the beatdown last week and Ryback says he wasn't going to wait at the bottom of the ladder anymore after everything he had been through. Ryback talks about Cena giving Ryback his title shot when he was injured.
It made Ryback feel like he belonged but a promise of friendship from Cena is just a guarantee to sit in the backseat. Ryback talks about how Cena left him alone as we see clips of Shield destroying him over the last few months. We see Cena eliminating Ryback to win the Rumble and then Cena leaving Ryback alone to fight Shield and give up the pinfall because Cena had his title shot at Wrestlemania already. Last week Ryback waited for Cena to mention him but it never came, so it's time for Ryback to step out of Cena's shadow.
R-Truth vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title here. Barrett pounds away to start but Truth comes back with a side kick to the face. Barrett shrugs it off and puts Truth on the top rope before pounding away on the chest. Off to a seated abdominal stretch before Truth fights up and hits some clotheslines. The ax kick misses but Little Jimmy hits for the pin at 3:02.
Teddy Long comes in to see Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero and suggests Swagger vs. Ziggler tonight. Apparently it's happening later.
Great Khali/Santino Marella vs. Rhodes Scholars
The Scholars talk about being dwarfs on the shoulders of giants on the way to the ring. Sandow and Khali start things off with the giant hitting a loud chop in the corner. Off to Cody who wants and gets Santino. Rhodes takes over and pounds away before bringing in Damien for more of the same. There's the Wind-Up Elbow for two but Santino makes his comeback with the usual. The Cobra takes down Sandow but Cody bails to the floor. Hornswoggle hits him in the ribs with a mini Cobra to no effect so Khali steps in for the save. During the distraction, Sandow rolls up Marella for the pin at 3:19.
Jerry is in the ring and shows us a video of people Fandangoing around the world over the last week. This actually has become a popular trend at the moment. Fandango and his chick come out and dance for a bit before cutting Jerry off during the interview attempt. Fandango asks how Lawler's hips feel.
He asks if some fans want to go Fandangoing but since this is South Carolina, most fans don't seem interested. Before they can do it though, the fans have to pronounce his name correctly. He leads them in a pronunciation and the fans sing the song again. Fandango decides they can't say his name so they can go Fandango themselves.
Cena says he'll be in the ring if Ryback wants to come see him tonight.
Jack Swagger vs. Dolph Ziggler
Non-title again. Swagger pounds him into the corner to start so the champion slaps him. Dolph runs to the floor and jumps Swagger as he comes back in. A big boot puts Dolph down though and some knees in the corner have him in trouble. Dolph gets an elbow up in the corner and takes Swagger down with a neckbreaker for no cover. The Patriot Lock is escaped but Jack manages to crotch Ziggler on the top rope as we take a break.
Back with Swagger going shoulder first into the post and a small package getting two for Dolph. The running Vader Bomb hits the champion's feet and Ziggler makes his comeback. A dropkick and the jumping DDT get two but the Fameasser is countered into a powerbomb position. Swagger drops Ziggler back onto the top rope and gets the quick pin at 9:57.
Post match Alberto pops up and beats up Swagger, putting him in the armbreaker over the stage.
Mark Henry attacks Sheamus again in the back.
Here's Punk with something to say. The fans chant for Punk in one of the few reactions of the night. Punk doesn't say anything for a bit before saying he couldn't enjoy his 434 days as champion because he was always looking around the corner. He wanted that next challenge and found it in the Rock. After that he went after the one that that could be bigger than the title he loved by going after the Streak at Wrestlemania. We get dueling Undertaker/CM Punk chants from the crowd as Punk looks sad. Punk hugs Heyman and walks away beneath the Titantron.
Booker is annoyed at Teddy in the back and makes Ziggler vs. Del Rio vs. Swagger in a triple threat,, presumably at Extreme Rules.
Kaitlyn vs. Nikki Bella
Kaitlyn shoves her around to start and then out to the floor. A baseball slide puts both Bellas down but Kaitlyn is sent into the apron a few times. Back in and Nikki stands on Kaitlyn's hair as Jerry talks about one Bella being larger than the other. Off to a chinlock for a bit until Kaitlyn fights back with some shoulder blocks. The gutbuster hits but we get Twin Magic, allowing Brie to send Kaitlyn into the ropes for the pin at 5:09.
Sheamus/Orton vs. Big Show/Henry on Smackdown. Should be good.
Here's Cena to call out Ryback. The monster comes out a few seconds later and Cena says he isn't shaking in his boots. He says he issued an open challenge last week to any WWE Superstar but instead of coming at him like a man, Ryback waited to come at him when his back was turned. For some reason we cut to the Shield in the back as Cena talks. Production glitch I'm assuming.
Anyway, Cena says that earlier tonight Ryback made us sit through a highlight reel of excuses. There shouldn't be any excuses though because Ryback should be standing on his own feet. The things Ryback is lacking is something between his ears and something between his legs, not help from Cena. The champion gets ready to fight and they get in each others' faces, but Ryback walks away. With Cena alone in the ring, here's Shield. The announcers keep saying it's 3-2 but Shield only goes after Cena. Ryback just watches as Cena is beaten down and hit with the TripleBomb. Shield stands tall to end the show.
Results
Sheamus/Randy Orton b. Big Show – RKO
Kofi Kingston b. Antonio Cesaro – Trouble in Paradise
HELL NO b. Prime Time Players – Headbutt to Young
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett – Little Jimmy
Rhodes Scholars b. Santino Marella/Great Khali – Rollup to Marella
Jack Swagger b. Dolph Ziggler – Powerbomb into a jackknife
Nikki Bella b. Kaitlyn – Clothesline into the middle rope
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.1, way down from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: April 17, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tony Dawson, William Regal
We're kind of at a new starting point in NXT with the end of the Regal vs. Ohno feud last week. Granted that's just in theory because a clean win rarely ends anything in WWE anymore. We also need a new challenger for Langston and the NXT Title. As for tonight though, we have Corey Graves vs. Seth Rollins in a rare singles match for a member of the Shield. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the segment last week which gave us Graves vs. Rollins.
Theme song.
Justin Gabriel vs. Leo Kruger
Their last match was really good so hopefully this one is too. Kruger hits a hard chop in the corner to start and runs Gabriel over with a few shoulder blocks. Off to an armbar by Gabriel which transitions into a top wristlock. Back up and Kruger puts him down with a spinebuster for two, giving us the required Arn Anderson reference. Kruger pounds on the chest for two more and cranks on Gabriel's neck a bit. Justin comes back with a monkey flip and some solid kicks to the arm.
A BIG spin kick puts Leo down but Kruger breaks up a springboard attempt. Leo gets two off a clothesline but Gabriel grabs a Fujiwara Armbar of all things. Kruger gets to the rope and Justin is very frustrated. The 450 is broken up and Kruger pounds on the crotched Gabriel. A superplex is broken up but Justin's sunset bomb is countered, followed by a double stomp from Leo. The seated armbar (called the GC3 now) makes Gabriel tap out at 7:12.
Brodus Clay says don't try this.
Next week it's Clash of the Champions with the Divas, US (held by Cesaro here), NXT and Intercontinental Title being defended.
We get a video on what the NXT people did at Wrestlemania. The shot of Shield walking through the stadium to their match is pretty awesome. Langston being in a title match is a big moment for NXT as well.
Paige doesn't buy Summer Rae's excuse of having to turn off her curling iron. She wants a one on one match but doesn't think Summer has the backbone to do it. Rae jumps Paige and accepts the challenge.
Baylee vs. Emma
Emma actually does her skin the cat entrance without falling and the fans seem impressed. Baylee hits a quick dropkick and pulls Emma back in from running away. Emma dances into a cover (literally) and gets two so Baylee puts on a neck crank. Back up and Emma dodges a charge into the buckle and hooks a Tarantula of all things. Emma hooks an Indian Deathlock with a bridge and a chinlock (Benoit used to use that move) for the submission at 3:10.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Bray Wyatt
Yoshi jumps over Wyatt in the corner but Bray hits a hard running cross body for one. A splash in the corner sets up the dancing bit before the Downward Spiral ends Yoshi at 1:18.
Bray hits his finisher again post match, which is apparently called Sister Abigail. Wyatt says this was a message because he needs us to understand that no one is greater than he is. He's the eater of worlds and he believes it's time for the beast to open our eyes.
Corey Graves vs. Seth Rollins
This is a lumberjack match and Ambrose/Reigns apparently have taken the night off. Rollins immediately pounds him down to start and stomps him into the corner but Graves comes back with some rights of his own. Rollins bails to the apron but has to come back in to avoid the lumberjacks. Back in and Corey goes after Seth's leg with a kick to the inner thigh and a knee crusher.
Seth gets in a shot to the throat and follows up with a corner splash. Another splash hits and Graves falls to the floor. We take a break and come back with Rollins hitting a jumping kick for two and hooking a body vice. Off to a reverse chinlock instead but the cheering of the lumberjacks fires Graves up enough to escape. Rollins misses something off the top and gets hit by a running knee to the chest.
A hard clothesline puts Rollins down and Corey wrenches the knee. Rollins is pulled off the top with a dragon screw legwhip and a gordbuster keeps him down again, but here are Reigns and Ambrose to ringside. Ambrose clotheslines Graves down as Reigns destroys the lumberjacks. The standing sliced bread by Rollins is good for the pin at 7:12 shown of 10:42.
Results
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – GC3
Emma b. Baylee – Bridging Indian Deathlock
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu – Sister Abigail
Seth Rollins b. Corey Graves – Standing Sliced Bread
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: April 18, 2013
Location: American Bank Center, Corpus Christi, Texas
Commentators: Todd Keneley, Taz, Mike Tenay
We're getting closer to Slammiversary now but the main question is who challenges Bully Ray next? He's already taken out Hardy and beaten him again in a rematch, so the next opponent isn't clear yet. As for tonight, we've got AJ Styles vs. James Storm in what would be AJ's first match in about six months. It should be interesting to see what he's capable of at the moment. Let's get to it.
We open with a nice graphic about praying for the Boston bombings.
We get the usual recap to open things up.
Last week after Impact went off the air, Aces and 8's attacked Hardy with the hammer and he was taken away in an ambulance.
D-Von gives Bischoff and Garrett a pep talk for their handicap match with Angle tonight.
Garrett Bischoff/Wes Brisco vs. Kurt Angle
We get a quick video package on Bischoff and Brisco being mentored by Angle before turning on him to join the bikers. Brisco starts things off with Kurt easily throwing him around. Angle rams him into a buckle and then throws Wes off to Bischoff for a tag. Kurt easily throws Bischoff around and even tosses Wes to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Angle getting punched down by Bischoff before it's off to Brisco for a chinlock. Angle suplexes out of it and it's time to unleash the rest of the suplexes. Both bikers get a few Germans including one to both of them at the same time. That was awesome. Ankle lock to Brisco but here are the other Aces and 8's to distract the referee and throw Bischoff a chain. One shot with that and Angle is done at 11:03.
Post match Bischoff and Brisco hit a double powerbomb on Angle. Anderson says they're taking over tonight and wishes AJ luck in his match.
Zema Ion and Petey Williams talk about the threeway tonight.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Zema Ion vs. Petey Williams
Ion is knocked to the floor very quickly and apparently the referee now has a camera on his head. King kicks Ion down but gets caught in a quick Canadian Destroyer for two. Ion gets two of his own and the challengers get in an argument. Williams hits a middle rope rana for two but Ion comes back with some shots of his own. King is still down on the floor.
Zema puts on a half crab for a bit until Petey makes a rope. The Destroyer is broken up but Williams dives on King. Petey hits a release german suplex on Ion and a slingshot rana on King. After Ion gets in some generic high flying offense, Petey locks him in the Sharpshooter until King makes the save and steals a pin on Ion to retain at 5:47.
Magnus says he'll win the TV Title tonight.
The Knockouts are getting their own website.
Brooke Hogan wishes Mickie and Tessmacher luck. Tessmacher tells Brooke she's here if Brooke needs anything.
TV Title: D-Von vs. Magnus
Knux and Doc jump Magnus on the steps until D-Von comes up to make it 3-1. The big guys give Magnus a double chokeslam but Joe comes out to make the save. No match.
Joe says that he's getting the title shot against D-Von tonight instead.
We recap the AJ story with him walking out oon TNA and now being offered a spot in both factions.
Video on Velvet Sky's knee injury.
Mickie James vs. Miss Tessmacher
Winner gets a title match against Velvet. ODB is guest referee again. They go back and forth for a bit with nothing of note going on until things get heated fast. ODB says cool it so Tessmacher grabs a quick rollup for two. Mickie puts on an armbar but Tessmacher is in the ropes. They head to the floor and ODB breaks up another brawl before they go inside again.
Tessmacher pounds away and hits a kind of X Factor out of the corner before giving Mickie a Stink Face. Mickie comes back with a flapjack and the Thesz Press off the top for two. They clothesline each other because this match hasn't gone on long enough yet. They start slugging it out....and we get a short highlight package of big moves in the match so far. Mickie gets a rollup out of nowhere for the pin at 7:40.
D-Von harasses Joseph Park in the back until Bully jumps Park. Joseph gets choked by a chain and thrown into a shower.
Mickie says it's time for her to be back.
Here's Bad Influence for their sales pitch to AJ. Apparently the Bad Influence movie is in production and Morgan Freeman is in talks to play Dixie Carter. However, the important thing is that AJ is about to rejoin the band and they even have a shirt for him. First up though, they want the tag titles back and ask if the champions have the huevos to give them a shot.
Cue Aries and Roode for an interruption. Roode says he and Aries should get the title shot first. Daniels says that would work if Roode wasn't Canadian because his opinion is only worth 75% of an American's. Aries makes gay references and the insults start flying too fast to type. Chavo and Hernandez come in and Bad Influence bails. Aries and Roode turn around and get laid out by the champions.
We look at Hardy being injured again and hear from various wrestlers saying they have to unite against the bikers.
Recap of Aces and 8s' carnage tonight.
Matt Morgan thinks it's interesting that all this stuff with Aces and 8's is going on when Hogan isn't here. He lists off all of Hogan's mistakes so far.
TV Title: D-Von vs. Samoa Joe
D-Von jumps Joe to start and chokes away with the towel. Joe fires back and pounds D-Von down into the corner as he's all fired up here. D-Von gets in a shot of his own and starts choking away on the ropes followed by some choking in the corner for good measure. Off to a chinlock but Joe fights up and hits a quick enziguri. He loads up the MuscleBuster but here are Aces and 8's for a distraction. Anderson hits Joe with a chain and D-Von gets the pin at 3:37.
Post match Anderson hits Joe in the face with the knuckles again, seemingly injuring him in the process.
James Storm vs. AJ Styles
AJ turns around to leave but Storm follows him up the ramp and beats him up. A suplex is blocked as is the Eye of the Storm. They trade right hands with Storm knocking Styles back into the ring for the opening bell. Storm pounds away but Styles kicks him down as we take a break. Back with AJ suplexing Storm and putting on a chinlock to slow things down a bit. Storm fights up and hits a kind of TKO for two but gets crotched when trying a superplex. AJ hits a Tree of Woe dropkick for two and here's Bad Influence to cheer Styles on.
Closing Time hits AJ and a Cactus Clothesline sends them both to the floor. Back in and Storm hits another Closing Time but the Last Call is caught and AJ hooks a rolling let lock for the tap out at 10:54. It looked like a cross between an Indian Deathlock and a half crab. How rare is it to see Storm tap out?
Post match AJ lays out Bad Influence and leaves the ring for Aces and 8's to destroy everyone in sight. Ray says that they're responsible for destroying all of the fans' heroes like Hardy and Storm. He then contradicts himself by saying it's all Hogan's fault. Next week Ray is going to call Hogan out.
Results
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Kurt Angle – Bischoff hit Angle with a chain
Kenny King b. Zema Ion and Petey Williams – King pinned Ion after a Sharpshooter from Williams
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Rollup
D-Von b. Samoa Joe – D-Von pinned Joe after Anderson hit him with brass knuckles
AJ Styles b. James Storm – Leg Lock
Friday
Impact got a 1.0, up very slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: April 19, 2013
Location: Thompson-Boling Arena, Knoxville, Tennessee
Commentators: Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back to the blue team again as we're starting to set up Extreme Rules. The main stories around here are Ziggler vs. Del Rio vs. Swagger and Henry vs. Sheamus which were both furthered on Raw. We're still in that limbo period between the aftermath of Wrestlemania and the build to Extreme Rules so it's kind of hard to guess what's coming tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Swagger breaking up Alberto's rematch and then beating the champion on Raw, only to be beaten up by Del Rio seconds later, thereby making everyone look weak at the same time.
Here's Fandango to open the show. Cole tells us how Fandangoing is taking over the world, continuing to bury the idea into the ground. Fandango hits on Lillian who doesn't seem repulsed by him. He asks if she's ever Fandangoed before and that's too much for her......until he spins her around and dips her back. Apparently she's terrible though so Fandango drops her to the mat. Fandango asks Lillian to pronounce his name but is interrupted by Santino.
Marella says that Fandango can dance but he's a very rude person. He liked watching the cheerleaders on Youtube Fandangoing a lot better than he likes watching the real thing. Santino offers to Fandango for us here but introduces us to his dance partner the Cobra. The dance discombobulates Fandango and he gets sent to the floor. The match is after a break.
Santino Marella vs. Fandango
Fandango pounds him down as the announcers tell us about all of the Fandangoing around the world. The fans think Fandango can't wrestle as he stomps on Santino. Santino tries to nip up but can't do it so Fandango pounds on him even more. Off to a quick cravate but Santino comes back and gets the nipup this time. The Cobra is countered into a downward spiral for the pin for Fandango at 3:10. Yes make sure to take away the one good looking move he has and replace it with one of the most overused finishers in wrestling.
Booker yells as Teddy for making Swagger vs. Ziggler on Monday when Big Show comes in. He thanks Teddy for giving him a partner tonight, unlike Booker who gave him a handicap match. Booker glares at Teddy so he leaves with Big Show.
Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title all around. Barrett pounds Kofi down to start but gets caught in a standing rana for two. A dropkick gets the same for Kingston and it's off to an armbar. Believe it or not, Barrett actually uses his punching background for a few seconds here but Kofi easily fights him off with a kick to the head. Back to the arm for a bit but Barrett knocks him off the top rope.
Wade takes Kofi to the floor and rams Kofi's face into the announce table. That's only good for two on Kingston so Wade pounds on the ribs to keep Kofi down. Barrett pulls him off the top again for two and it's back to the chinlock. That goes nowhere so Wade hits a kind of Samoan Drop, but he covers arrogantly and gets rolled up for the pin at 5:32.
We recap Sheamus being attacked by Mark Henry.
Henry says he attacked Sheamus because he can and that's what he does. Sheamus jumps him for a change.
We recap the world title situation with Del Rio and Swagger both wanting title shots. Del Rio was jumped by Swagger as he tried to get his rematch, so Swagger got the match and pinned Ziggler. It's a good thing he did too because Ziggler was starting to look credible for a few moments there. A triple threat match has officially been announced for Extreme Rules.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger goes for the bad leg to start but Del Rio goes to Jack's bad arm to escape. Del Rio stays on the arm and it's another standoff. Jack takes him down with a quick headlock before going after the bad leg. Swagger tries to wrap it around the post but Del Rio punches his way out of danger. Alberto rams the bad arm into the steps and we head back inside for a hard kick to Swagger's back for two.
Del Rio misses a charge into the corner though and is backdropped onto the ropes, hurting his leg again in the process. Colter talks trash as Del Rio falls to the floor and we take a break. Back with Albeto fighting out of a leg lock and kicking away at the arm again. Swagger goes right back to the knee for two more and hooks a leg lock on the mat. A crucifix gets two for Del Rio but Swagger kicks him in the face to put both guys down again.
Swagger takes it to the corner again and wraps the leg around the ropes before taking the bandage off the bad knee. Alberto fights up again but misses the running enziguri in the corner. Swagger puts him on the apron but as he goes for Del Rio, Alberto grabs a quick armbar over the ropes. The bad knee saves Swagger again though and it's time to shout WE THE PEOPLE a lot. Alberto ducks a big boot and comes back with the backbreaker but hurts his own knee in the process.
There are the forearms to the back and a Backstabber for two on Swagger. The armbreaker is broken up once and a second attempt is countered into the Patriot Lock in a nice counter. Alberto gets to the ropes so Swagger immediately hits the Vader Bomb for a close two. Del Rio comes back with the Codebreaker to the arm but the armbreaker is countered with Swagger sending him out to the floor.
They head back inside and a HARD superkick to Swagger gets two as Jack grabs the rope. The Patriot Lock goes on again but Del Rio counters into the armbreaker. Swagger counters into a rollup but Alberto counters THAT into a small package for the pin at 14:32 shown of 18:02. Really good finish.
We get an abbreviated version of Ryback's reasoning for attacking Cena and their confrontation and the Shield beating down Cena to end Raw.
Shield says Monday was a moment that Cena won't forget anytime soon. They claim that Ryback has learned to not mess with the Shield anymore and saw a look on his face. They say the same look on Undertaker's face a few weeks ago and Undertaker is afraid. Ambrose promises to prove that Undertaker is mortal on Raw.
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle vs. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes
We actually get a reason for this match: Epico/Primo/Rosa stole Horny's parking spot earlier and there's video to prove it. I've heard worse. I can't think of anything off the top of my head but I've heard worse. Nattie takes Rosa down to start but can't hook the Sharpshooter. Rosa comes back with a kick to the back and a chinlock but Natalya fights back with a clothesline. Off to Epico and Khali with the giant hitting some hard chops in the corner. Primo tries to help but gets sent into the same corner as Epico for simultaneous chops. Horny annoys Rosa into a chase and Khali hits the Punjabi Plunge to pin Epico at 3:18.
We get most of Punk's promo from Raw where he walked out.
We get Heyman challenging HHH to fight Brock in a cage match at Extreme Rules.
Mark Henry/Big Show vs. Randy Orton/Sheamus
Henry and Sheamus start and immediately talk trash, but Henry brings in Big Show before there's any contact. They immediately start brawling and Big Show sends him to the apron for chops to the chest like Sheamus would hit forearms. Sheamus comes back and hits the forearms to take over. Sheamus goes up top for the shoulder but has to jump over Show instead, allowing the giant to hit a superkick to take him down. An elbow drop misses and it's off to Orton.
The side slam puts Orton down and here's Henry to continue slowly pounding on Orton. A bearhug has Orton in trouble and it's back to Big Show to stay on the ribs. The chokeslam is countered into a DDT and both guys are down. Hot tag brings in Sheamus for his running forearms and the top rope shoulder for no cover. White Noise connects but a Henry distraction lets Show spear Sheamus down as we take a break.
Back with Show kneeing Sheamus in the head and getting two off the Final Cut. Henry comes in for a nerve hold before Big Show comes in for the same thing. Sheamus tries to fight up and finally manages a chop block to put Big Show down. Hot tag brings in Orton to pound on Henry and some clotheslines drop the smaller of the two monsters. A DDT gets two but Henry powers out. Show tries to come in but gets caught in the Elevated DDT. Everything breaks down and Show chokeslams Orton for the pin at 13:32 shown of 17:02.
Results
Fandango b. Santino Marella – Downward Spiral
Kofi Kingston b. Wade Barret – Crucifix
Alberto Del Rio b. Jack Swagger – Small Package
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle b. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes – Punjabi Plunge to Epico
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Randy Orton/Sheamus – Chokeslam to Orton
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Rosa Mendes has been sent home from the WWE European trip. No word on a potential release.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Sheamus/Randy Orton b. Big Show – RKO
Kofi Kingston b. Antonio Cesaro – Trouble in Paradise
HELL NO b. Prime Time Players – Headbutt to Young
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett – Little Jimmy
Rhodes Scholars b. Santino Marella/Great Khali – Rollup to Marella
Jack Swagger b. Dolph Ziggler – Powerbomb into a jackknife
Nikki Bella b. Kaitlyn – Clothesline into the middle rope
NXT
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – GC3
Emma b. Baylee – Bridging Indian Deathlock
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu – Sister Abigail
Seth Rollins b. Corey Graves – Standing Sliced Bread
Impact Wrestling
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Kurt Angle – Bischoff hit Angle with a chain
Kenny King b. Zema Ion and Petey Williams – King pinned Ion after a Sharpshooter from Williams
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Rollup
D-Von b. Samoa Joe – D-Von pinned Joe after Anderson hit him with brass knuckles
AJ Styles b. James Storm – Leg Lock
Smackdown
Fandango b. Santino Marella – Downward Spiral
Kofi Kingston b. Wade Barret – Crucifix
Alberto Del Rio b. Jack Swagger – Small Package
Great Khali/Natalya/Hornswoggle b. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes – Punjabi Plunge to Epico
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Randy Orton/Sheamus – Chokeslam to Orton