TNA iMPACT! LD for 06/03

[It's Damn Real!]

• A Four-Way Main Event for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship will take place on Thursday's "iMPACT!" as Rob Van Dam defends the gold! Will RVD cut a promo anyone will care about first? Does it even matter?

• The Knockouts Division expands... into what? Another segment where a woman battling for custody of her child is asked to get sexy with a midget? Tune in to find out!

• Mr. Anderson will call himself and all his fans assholes, and not be booed for it!

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[Coco]

I still fail to see what's wrong with Van Dam's promos.

 

[klunderbunker]

So another week comes and there's another barely announced title match. They knew about it last week. Is it possible, just POSSIBLE, that if you announce that the world title will be on the line, more people might watch?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I still fail to see what's wrong with Van Dam's promos.

I still fail to see what's good about them?

He says "dude" a lot. I've gotten that much, so far.

 

[Coco]

Rob Van Dam speaks like Rob Van Dam on the microphone. And he got over by being a "cool dude." That's his gimmick. Why's that a problem?

Of course this is an industry where one normally has to drown their promos in over-intense hatred or over-exaggerated mannerisms to be hailed as a great orator, so I'm not shocked to see that some people have no idea how to respond to a person who breaks that mold.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I don't expect to see RVD pull a Cena promo anytime soon and he doesn't have to because that is his "gimmick".

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

And here I thought I was the only one that enjoyed some of RVD's promos. Especially his more recent ones.

 

[Coco]

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[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Fucking Brilliant.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Good of tiger driver to make the LD... this iMPACT is FULL OF POTENTIAL. That will probably be wasted on Abyss.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Much appreciated.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Good of tiger driver to make the LD... this iMPACT is FULL OF POTENTIAL. That will probably be wasted on Abyss.

Yeah, I'll be here to try to keep it slightly optimistic.

 

[gd]

My money's on Joe to win the World Title tonight, espeically when Sting and RVD have a highly hyped title match coming up in a few weeks. That'd make the most sense.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I bet Sharkboy interferes on RVD's behalf and they form a heel stable.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

thirty minutes away and I'm the only one here. Great stuff.

 

[gd]

NBA Finals will have the majority of my attention, that's for sure.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Oh right, I forgot that was on tonight.

 

[JJYanks121]

What's up everyone. I'm here early to make an announcement:

My fans will hereby be calling "JJ's Jackasses"!!

I figure, if Anderson can have assholes, why can't JJ have some Jackasses?

 

[gd]

Because it's a ridiculous way to get over as a face.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

What's up everyone. I'm here early to make an announcement:

My fans will hereby be calling "JJ's Jackasses"!!

I figure, if Anderson can have assholes, why can't JJ have some Jackasses?

Not JJ Yankers or Wankers?

 

[JJYanks121]

Fuck it, I'll be a heel.........until it's cool after like a week, and then all of my jerkish antics will be forgiven. That's how it works in TNA right?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Blame the Impact Zone fans. During the Houston house show there were no Anderson chants.

 

[JJYanks121]

Blame the Impact Zone fans. During the Houston house show there were no Anderson chants.

Blame the Impact Zone for problems in the company? That's never been done before..............

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Blame the Impact Zone for problems in the company? That's never been done before..............

They believed they could get a face reaction for someone doing heelish things, and it's somewhat working.

 

[JJYanks121]

They believed they could get a face reaction for someone doing heelish things, and it's somewhat working.

I'm aware, but dude, I was making a joke! You can't try and have serious conversation in an LD. Especially not in a TNA LD. We can do that in a regular discussion if you'd like, but let's keep it to sarcastic quips, criticism, and the occasional "that was pretty good" in here.