Sharp-Dressed RAW LD 7/20/09

[The Doctor]

Last week a bikini showdown. This week, a legs match? What crazy divas match does Shaq have cooking up for us?

A ballin' match.

Interpret that how you will.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So what makes this Diva's match a "ZZ Top Legs Match?" IT looks like a plain old womens tag match to me.

 

[Azamuth]

I would shit myself if Sara Del Ray came out and beat the high holy hell outa these chicks.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

during that roll up, Alicia Fox had her nose buried right in Kelly Kelly's crotch. Lucky dog.

 

[Harthan]

I am so fucking pumped for Shaq, you don't even know. I just marked out all over the place.

Not only is it fucking Shaq, but its the CAVALIERS' SHAQ, baby!

If he wears a Cavs jersey I'm gonna mark out so hard.

 

[X]

Yeah who the fuck is this new ref? He looks out of place.

 

[Lee]

Who is the new token black ref?

it's abraham washingtons little bro

 

[Mr. Truth]

What would make this a real legs match is if Stacy Keibler came out.

 

[The Bearded One]

Maybe Shaq and Mark Henry vs. Jericho and his new tag partner?

 

[klunderbunker]

So the divas are back to being sex objects. Sadly, that's by far and away the best they could do.

 

[justinsayne]

Dude I'd fucking LOVE to see that, you wouldn't?

TBH I'm not sure, depends on who he's working with, and how they work the match, He's big enough and athletic enough that I think he could prolly put together a decent match, but yeah there is also the chance that it could be another weak ass 6 man tag or some shit

 

[The Doctor]

lol, alicia having a really black theme

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

The only good thing about that match was the closeup of Kelly Kelly's poonanner. That was nice. But the match was poop in a picnic basket.

 

[Razor]

If only Kelly Kelly's ass was bigger, she would have been under the ropes and the pin would have broken.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't imagine the Cavs would allow someone with injury issues to get in the ring.

 

[KillBill]

Alicias theme reminds me of Nelly's "Hot in Here" without the lyrics.

 

[Azamuth]

Not for nothing but nobody ever wanted to fuck me when I wore AXE body spray.

 

[X]

I've just realized that referee has to be the most pointless job in all of wrestling. It's not like you're actually reffing anything, or have to look for people breaking rules. You just have to stand there and occasionally count. I'm pretty sure a 5 year old could do it now that I think about it.

Funny People looks fucking great, can't wait for that.

 

[Lee]

The only good thing about that match was the closeup of Kelly Kelly's poonanner. That was nice. But the match was poop in a picnic basket.

FACT

 

[hardrocker488]

I don't know if Shaq could actually wrestle. Remember when the Titans got all pissy at TNA for trying to make Pacman Jones wrestle? I assume Shaq prolly has the same contract clause with the Cavs.

He'll probably won't do much wrestling if any at all

 

[Nev]

LOL! Shaq is hosting RAW!

Heard the news, some sick shit next week. The Big Diesel is on RAW!

I'm very excited on this one, I couldn't stop laughing for a minute. This should be pretty entertaining.

 

[klunderbunker]

I could see him interfering but not a real match.

 

[Lee]

I've just realized that referee has to be the most pointless job in all of wrestling. It's not like you're actually reffing anything, or have to look for people breaking rules. You just have to stand there and occasionally count. I'm pretty sure a 5 year old could do it now that I think about it.

Funny People looks fucking great, can't wait for that.

it's communicating from the announcers to the wrestlers what's next when to wrap up etc...used to do it in a local indy fed for a lil while.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

What if Jeff Jarrett showed up as the tag partner for Jericho. Holy shit.

 

[X]

Shaq is a damn funny guy as well, so should be a great host next week. Even if he can't get in the ring because of his contract (though I think he probably will get involved somehow in a match) he's still got great charisma and is a genuinely funny guy.

Well, looks like I was wrong and ZZ Top ARE there. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.