[OFFICIAL] Pissed Off Showdown Thread

[Steamboat Ricky]

I believe a big giant monster pooped us out from the sky

Awesome. I'm sure that gives you a lot of meaning in your life.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

God isn't real. Sorry.

What a compelling argument.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Awesome. I'm sure that gives you a lot of meaning in your life.

More than you could possibly imagine.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

So what separates Christian Universalism from Evangelical Christianity besides the beliefs on hell?

Evangelical Christianity is a tough thing to actually tack down. I sometimes feel as though I have to be hating someone as a general rule to be a part of some evangelical circles.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm not religious at all, but I don't shit on people who are unless they need to hear it.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I don't really need to provide an arguement, it's quite obvious. It's kinda like when your parents tell you that Santa Claus doesn't exist and you're all like "whoa, so that's why Santa had the same writing as mom and dad". Actually it's not like that at all, but you know what I mean.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I'm not religious at all, but I don't shit on people who are unless they need to hear it.

And I'm sure you wouldn't do it...if YOU ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING RELIGIOUS.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I bet God's penmanship is outstanding.

 

[UltimateHitman]

Don't know, I kind of see it this way. If religion is wrong, hey, no harm done, right? They try to make the world a nicer place (most of them anyway, not speaking about false prophets) and they're not really losing anything by being wrong.

But, if the non-believers/haters/bashers are wrong.... well, let's just say they have a lot worse at stake if they end up on the wrong side of the equation.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I don't really need to provide an arguement, it's quite obvious.

Really? Because you've got a VAST MAJORITY OF THE WORLD's population that have religious convictions that would disagree.

 

[JGlass]

I'm not religious at all, but I don't shit on people who are unless they need to hear it.

Same. I'm actually an antitheist, but as counter-intuitive as it is, I try not to shit on people who are theists unless they have it coming/deserve it, and usually the only way people deserve it is if their religion excludes a certain group of people or if they push their beliefs on others. If someone asks me to explain my beliefs I usually do it happily, though.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I remember a hobo knocked on my door and told me I was the second coming of Jesus Christ.

 

[Nate DaMac]

And I'm sure you wouldn't do it...if YOU ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING RELIGIOUS.

Oh absolutely not. If I genuinely had a question about something I didn't understand, I wouldn't insult when I got the answer. But if say someone were to post on my Facebook that something I was doing was immoral and I was going to have to answer to God for this, I would tear into them.

 

[JGlass]

But, if the non-believers/haters/bashers are wrong.... well, let's just say they have a lot worse at stake if they end up on the wrong side of the equation.

That's the absolute worst reason for anyone to be religious. Seriously, changing your religion to bang a chick is a better reason than converting out of fear of going to hell. Anyone who tries to scare me into converting with this argument is met with a harsh laugh in the face, and left alone from there.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

That's the absolute worst reason for anyone to be religious. Seriously, changing your religion to bang a chick is a better reason than converting out of fear of going to hell.

Sadly...it's fairly effective. It's been going on for centuries.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Where in the Bible does it say "be nice to everyone, particularly those who come in threads looking to troll and steal attention for him or herself by seeming disinterested"? Because I'm not seeing that.

And furthermore, I'm not a Bible text-proofer anyway. I don't read it literally.

I don't take it literally either, other wise I would take that passage as people who sin are not allowed to stone people, but if you do not sin it is ok. Nothing more, nothing less.

You used this passage to explain why Jesus would forgive and not punish somebody who had done wrong(the basketball player in question). But a woman does not agree with your teachings and you do not forgive her, instead you say profanities towards her and speak ill about her on the internet.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I don't take it literally either, other wise I would take that passage as people who sin are not allowed to stone people, but if you do not sin it is ok. Nothing more, nothing less.

You used this passage to explain why Jesus would forgive and not punish somebody who had done wrong(the basketball player in question). But a woman does not agree with your teachings and you do not forgive her, instead you say profanities towards her and speak ill about her on the internet.

Don't remember where I was pissed at her for not agreeing with particular teachings. Otherwise...I wouldn't have been talking to her. She was not being very respectful of something clearly important to me.

And what she was doing was bullshit. I think I remember writing something about holding my tongue on actually being personally mean to her. And also, who says i'm not open for forgiveness?

Quick to assume and to scapegoat, Normy.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Don't remember where I was pissed at her for not agreeing with particular teachings. Otherwise...I wouldn't have been talking to her. She was not being very respectful of something clearly important to me.

And what she was doing was bullshit. I think I remember writing something about holding my tongue on actually being personally mean to her. And also, who says i'm not open for forgiveness?

Quick to assume and to scapegoat, Normy.

I told a woman that she is inconsiderate and full of shit. Then I went and did a killer leg workout.

That certainly does not seem like holding your tongue to me.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

That certainly does not seem like holding your tongue to me.

It's a good thing I didn't actually say those things to her. Whew. I said that she was being inconsiderate and what she was doing was bullshit.

I'm sure it won't be the last time I lose my cool.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

So then you are full of shit?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

So then you are full of shit?

Nope.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This argument is incredibly uninteresting.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Nope.

But you were not telling the truth.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

This argument is incredibly uninteresting.

This post was just fantastic, the thread has been saved.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I do it because I love you.