NFL Week One LD - IT'S BAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!

[Megatron]

OOOOHHHH YYEEEAAAHHH, boys and girls, you know who's back. After that 100+ day lockout between millionaires and billionaires, after training camps, after those 4 long preseason weeks...

FINALLLYYY... THE NFL HAS COME BACK!.... TO US!

Alright, that was a tad corny, but you guys get my point. The NFL's back, and I'm one giddy fucker. I love me some NCAA Football, but the NFL is just more preferred by myself. Due to the tradition of opening week, we have the kickoff game here tonight, featuring your 2010 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers hosting the 2009 Super bowl Champions New Orleans Saints. Definitely a great matchup to kick off the NFL season, and I will be watching this game, rooting for Breesy baby. Here's the entire Week 1 schedule:

NO @ GB
PIT @ BAL
ATL @ CHI
DET @ TB
BUF @ KC
IND @ HOU
TEN @ JAX
CIN @ CLE
PHI @ STL
NYG @ WSH
CAR @ ARZ
SEA @ SF
MIN @ SD
NYJ @ DAL
NE @ MIA
OAK @ DEN

Let's get off to a good start to the season. But if you guys aren't interested in watching the NFL this season, I can give you the spoiler alert for the Super Bowl Champs right now...

Spoiler

Believe it.

 

[Shocky]

Whoever decided that people would want to watch a concert before, during or after a game should be shot.

 

[Ty Burna]

Goodell needs to choke on his mic. I cannot stand him as commish.

 

[The Best]

How long do you think Peyton Manning will be out? It says 2-3 months, but it could be longer or shorter....

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I better see some Jermichael Finley in this game since I started him two minutes ago.

 

[The Best]

Jordy Nelson for me; starting him over Plax, LT, and Lee Evans this week (my league has RB, WR, and RB/WR spots if you're wondering why LT was up there.)

 

[Big Sexy]

Go Jimmy Graham

 

[gd]

Jordin Sparks is the best they could do?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

WHOA YOU MEAN THEY ARE EVEN GONNA HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME AT THIS CONCERT?!?! SWEET!!!

 

[The Best]

She looks a lot skinnier..........

Edit: When they said the guy is making his NFL debut, I definitely thought that he would score a TD.

 

[Shocky]

Meanwhile the college football game has been entertaining.

 

[The Best]

Big catch by Nelson.

 

[Big Sexy]

Aaron Rodgers is really good

 

[JGlass]

I'm rooting for the Saints to spite IC.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Time for Impact.

 

[The Best]

Fantasy is looking good so far. I have Nelson, and my opponent has Colston. Well, the guy I'm playing also has Rodgers too.

 

[gd]

Colston is such a bum

 

[The Best]

Saints wide outs are blowing it so far; that was a horrifying drop.

 

[JGlass]

Wow... this Green Bay offense is just...

Wow. 3 possessions, 3 TDs. Scary stuff.

 

[Megatron]

Nice, the Packers have 3 TDs and not one to James Jones yet. Not even a completion. You bastards.

And New Orleans, your defense could show up sometime. The more Packer losses the better.

 

[Megatron]

Damn both offenses are clicking right now. A stop for the Saints when they get back on defense would be nice, though.

 

[gd]

Rodgers is filthy, they're gonna put up 50

 

[Megatron]

Well there's a stop.. sorta.

Now get it to JJ or piss off Rodgers.

 

[Megatron]

There you go Saints. Punt return TD makes this back to a 1 possession game.

And all of these touchbacks on the kickoffs are stupid. The total touchbacks for last season at Lambeau will probably be at least quadrupled by the end of the day.

 

[Stormtrooper]

jesus. Fucking news bullshit.

Apparently there is a "credible" terrorist threat, so fucking NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg and company need to do a press conference during the middle of the fucking game.

Thankfully they are split-screening the game, but there's no commentary obviously. What I'd give to hear Chris Collinsworth and Al Michaels right now...