A little boy is sitting in a field of dandelions. His back is to the camera, his hair is brown and his shirt is striped red and blue. The camera is moving slowly towards him. The little boy blows one of the dandelions and white puffs float around in the air like parachutes. He is laughing but its muffled. The cameras getting closer.
Daddy, whens Mommy coming? The words are soft and low, like when youre underwater.
The camera moves closer as the little boy picks up more dandelions and tosses them in the air above his head. Just as the camera gets close to the little boy he turns around.
Daddy?
The Little boy screams at the top of his lungs, his scream pierces your ears and gets loud and louder.
We see and older mans face, its littered with the stains of insanity and covered in blood. The man is smiling wildly and begins to laugh. His laughter cant be heard over the screeching of the little boy. The man lifts up his hand, revealing a bloody butcher knife. He lifts it high in the air and quickly comes down with it
Dr. Alhazred sits up quickly and exhales deeply. He is covered in sweat and hes shaking profusely. He grabs a sip of the water thats on his night stand. He goes to get out of bed but ends up sitting on the edge, he puts his head in his hands and breathes in deeply and exhales. He does this several times before finally getting up.
As he walks down the narrow stairs towards the living room, he sees a large dark figure at the bottom. When he gets to the bottom, its none other than Mister. Still sporting his gold mask but wearing a white wife beater and SpongeBob pajama pants instead of his usual suit.
You alright man? You were screaming in your sleep, I could hear it all the way down here.
Dr. Alhazred pulls the Speak N Spell out of his pocket.
It was just a bad dream.
Probably from all the stress your feeling on account of Kingdome Come, it happens to the best of us. The mind can mess with you at your worst times.
Dr. Alhazred walks into the kitchen. The kitchen table is littered with wires and tools, on top of all of sits the Power Glove. Its wires are hanging out of it like its guts were ripped out, its dirtier than usual, and there seems to be some tares in the cloth parts of it. Dr. Alhazred picks it up and looks at it closely. He shakes his head and sighs, tossing it onto the table.
Still havent fixed it yet?
Dr. Alhazred shakes his head. Wont be done until after Kingdom Come.
Damn man, we could have really used that advantage.
I thought you said we didnt need it? That we can do it on our own?
We dont need it but when you go into a triple threat match your already at a disadvantage. Add in you guys have no big match experience whatsoever, something the Crashin Movement and BiA have plenty of. Youve been on a hot streak lately but that only adds to peoples already overwhelming expectations. Two young guys come out of nowhere and rip a hole in the tag division.
Mister sits on the couch, its covered in blankets and pillows, he must have slept the night there.
Going into Kingdom Come you guys have a lot to carry on your shoulders. People have been saying the Crashin Movement wont be around much longer and even the BiA seem to be leaning that way. So its up to you and King to salvage whats left of this once thriving division.
Dr. Alhazred walks in front of Mister.
I could care less what happens to this division after Kingdom Come. As long as the Forgotten Powers walk out of that match holding those titles, I dont care what happens to the division. I just want those titles.
Thats cold man, real cold. I guess thats the way youll need to be though.
The phone begins to ring.
I got it.
Dr. Alhazred heads back into the kitchen towards the wall phone. He steps on a pile of papers and slips, he slides towards the fridge and slams into it.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!! Dr. Alhazred screams.
Mister jumps up and runs towards the kitchen. Dr. Alhazred is slowly getting up and rubbing his head.
You alright man.
In his normal non-computerized voice Dr. Alhazred replies:
Do I look alright asshole? I just Bullet Billd the fridge.
My god Al, your voice
its back!
A smile sweeps the face of Dr. Alhazred as he quickly grabs his throat.
In a deep voice that would envy Luciano Pavaratti, Dr. Alhazred begins to sing
My voice, my voice I finally have my voice baaaaack!!
Mister sings in a raspy voice
How come when I talk or sing I sound blaaaaack?
But now theres more important things my good friend,
Im glad you got your voice back but you have a title match to attend.
Mister runs and stands up on the kitchen table with his arms on his hips.
If the BiA and Crashin Movement think were just gonna lay down and die,
At Kingdom Come theyll be in for a great big surprise!
Dr. Alhazred slams his hand against the fridge.
Kingdom Come shall be our finest hour; well make them fear the Forgotten Powers
Well crush, scrape, punch, kick and claw. Well give the biggest beating this world has ever saw!
The word is seen not saw Dr., well let slide just this one time Dr. Were like a virus, WZCW will need to get an Ad Blocker.
The BiA will rue the day they crossed the Power Glove, when we kick their asses theyll be praying to their gods above!
Wasabi Toyota, that fat piece of crap. Whenever he sees cake he goes *fap fap fap*.
Scott Hammond that European trash, hell get locked in Amnesia Strikes and will tap tap tap.
Speaking of James King we should probably give him a call, when he hears you got your voice back hell be so enthralled!
Dr. Alhazred spins to the phone on the wall near him.
What a great idea my new partner will love this news, we can finally talk without being confused.
That Speak N Spell was such a pain in my ass, but with my voice back we can finally focus on our match.
The doorbell rings.
They both run into the living room and stare at the door.
Who could that be so late at this hour?
Maybe hes looking for some candles; the news said we may lose power.
Why would they say that?
Thunderstorms tonight will be more dangerous than a wet cat.
The doorbell rings again.
Oh well Ill go get it, if he starts any trouble, Ill start raining down fists.
Dr. Alhazred opens the door.
What the hell are you doing here? Why dont you do us a favor and just disappear?
A large black man is standing in the doorway. The camera goes up his body slowly starting with his snake skin boots, to his tight masculine jeans, his big BAMF belt buckle, and stops at his thick macho moustache. Its Action Saxton.
Some funky funk music starts to play out of nowhere.
With a deep singing voice similar to Issac Hayes
Shut your mouth, Action Saxton is about to speak, the sound of my voice makes all the ladies weak.
He pushes Dr. Alhazred out of the way and walks into the living room.
I bet youre probably wondering why Im here, but calm down Dr., theres nothing to fear.
I simply came to wish you luck, but by the tone of your voice you dont seem to give a
Mister puts his hand on Action Saxtons shoulder.
We werent trying to be rude my good man, but we have this big match coming we were trying to plan.
Its all good my masked brother, you guys got a bathroom I have to pee like a mother?
Its down the hall and to the left, make sure you clean up after yourself.
You better not leave a mess!
I must warn you my good friends, I had some enchiladas and these runs seem like theyll never end.
No, you will not defile my toilet with your diarrhea, its time for you to leave, please get out of here.
Please Dr. Alhazred, my house is so far, it takes so long to get there because I have no car.
Why dont you have a car? Does it need to be fixed?
It doesnt matter get your ass out of here before it gets kicked!
A loud grumble comes from Action Saxtons stomach. He quickly grabs it.
Im sorry to say, I can wait no longer. This dump is coming out, Im sorry to be a bother.
He runs to the bathroom.
Can you believe this guy? He comes to our house wishing us luck and now my bathrooms gonna die!
Dont worry about this; we have bigger problems as of now. What are your plans to take the Crashin Movement down?
I dont how much longer theyll last as a team, the last time we fought them they were tearing at the seams.
So their trust with each other will probably be gone, hell theyll probably be broken up before we finish this song.
You cant think like that, Im sorry to say. If you take them lightly theyre gonna make you pay.
Separating the weak is the best course of action, you take Holmes out of the picture and you only have to deal with Crashin.
Thats not the easiest thing to do; Holmes is a dangerous wrestler, he wont be easy to run through.
The phone rings again.
Oh man I forgot about James King, I forgot this whole time I was supposed to give him a ring.
Dr. Alhazred runs to the phone and answers it.
Hello this is Dr. Alhazred, who is calling?
Its James King, we have an interview to do, I cant keep on stalling.
Good thing you reminded me, Id completely forgotten. Were leaving right now, if theres traffic on the way, we wont be stopping.
Drive safe please, are you trying to get killed? Wait you have your voice back
Oh yes I knew youd be thrilled.
I just got it back a few minutes ago, can you believe all that is happening bro?
I know its so surreal, everything is clicking now; I dont even know what to feel.
Just be happy were in this moment right now, were going to the biggest stage of them all, its like living on a cloud.
We cant let this all get to us, we cant let it go to our head. This is the match of our lives, we need to put these guys to bed.
Im gonna let you go now, I have to go and pack. Well meet you at the hotel, hey Mister what are you doing with that tack?
Mister is putting up a poster on the wall. Its one of those inspirational posters and it says FOCUS and has a picture of a bright red sunset.
This is just some inspiration, a little message you have to drill in your head. You lose your focus at Kingdom Come and you could wind up dead.
Thats a nice picture, I like the pretty sky. Ill talk to you later King.
Tell Mister I said hi.
I will dont you worry, after our match you wanna go to McDonalds and get a McFlurry?
Well see when the time comes theres still a lot to do. Lets stay focused on our match you better come through.
I have your back King theres no need to fret. Were gonna dominate that match, you can bet.
Dr. Alhazred hangs up the phone and dances into the living room next to Mister.
Did you call the airport I cant wait any longer? Lets to go to New York City, dont forget to bring Frogger.
Youre still playing those games after all that I taught you?
Ive been training all day and night, until my armpits smell like dog poo.
Dr. Alhazred raises his armpit to Misters face.
Get that smelly thing out of my face. Whatever lets leave now; theres no time to waste.
Dr. Alhazred runs up the stairs to his room, Mister grabs his suit case from under the couch.
In Dr. Alhazreds room, hes packing.
What should I bring for the most important night of my life? Oh I cant forget my Master Sword butter knife.
We quickly cut to Mister downstairs; hes already dressed in his suit.
Come on Al, lets get moving!
Dr. Alhazred is coming down the stairs with a suit case in one hand and hes rubbing his face with the other.
Sorry Mister, I was putting lotion on, its so soothing.
Mister puts both arms on Dr. Alhazreds shoulders and looks him in the eyes.
All of your training has come to this. The basketball, the work outs, all those bitch fits.
I never complained about any of your training.
Just because you couldnt talk doesnt mean you werent complaining.
But lets go now, theres no more talk. Lets show all these fools that we walk the walk.
Oh wait man I almost forgot my Zebra gum.
Get a move on it Al, its time for Kingdom Coooooooome!!
They start to head for the door. As they walk they sing in unison.
Its time for Kingdom Come!!!
Theyre walking towards the car, hands on each others shoulders.
Its time for Kindom Come!!!
Theyre in the car and starting it up.
Its time for Kingdom Come!!
The car wont start it spurts and sputters, Dr. Alhazred look at each other nervously.
Its time for Kingdom Come!!
The car finally starts and they back out of the driveway.
Its time for Kingdom Come!!
As the car drives away over the horizon.
Its time for Kingdom COOOOOOOOOMMMME!!
We cut to the living room, Action Saxton comes running out.
Its time for Kingdom Come!
He looks around and no ones there.
Damn, left me all alone.
He gets mad and sits on the couch.
Making me look dumb, I come running out here expecting to finish the song with them. They just leave Action Saxton the opposite he leaves his lady friends, high and dry. Action Saxton always leaves the ladies moist and wet.
He looks around the room and sees a Nintendo DS.
Oh shit, hes got Pokemon Black!
Action Saxton picks up the DS and begins to play as the scene fades to black.