We are in what appears to be a small lab in Dr. Alhazreds basement. There are test tubes and a few computers strewn throughout the room. Dr. Alhazred is standing in the middle of the room wearing a lab coat and some latex gloves; the facial hair on his face has grown beyond scruffy and has become a full beard. Next to him is a small white table with a bright light over it. Mister, Richard King and his tag team partner James King are standing in front of him.
Richard King: What the hell are you up to now Dr. Alhazred? Wasting more time when you should be training?
Mister: I know man what gives?
Dr. Alhazred: Oh youd like to know what Im doing wouldnt you? Youd like to know why I havent called any of you since Ascension and youd certainly like to know how long have I been in this basement, even more of a certainty is that youll want to know what I have to show you.
James King: Obviously man, just get on with it.
Mister: What I wanna know is how you grew that magnificent beard so fast
Dr. Alhazred: This beard was forged from the blood, sweat and tears Ive been putting into my newest project over the last few days.
Mister: Thats gross man.
Dr. Alhazred: Well what I have to show you will give us the edge in defeating those bastards the BiA, mainly that fat slob of a man; Wasabi Toyota.
Dr. Alhazred goes over to one of his computers and shows the screen to everyone else. The screen shows Mister and the Kings, it appears to be a feed from a small camera.
Mister: What the hell is that? Wheres the camera?
Dr. Alhazred grabs a large microscope and places it over the middle of the table.
Dr. Alhazred: Right here.
The other three men hurry to look at what is under microscope.
James King: Is that a submarine?
The microscope shows a small blue submarine like vehicle but at a microscopic size.
Richard King: What are we going to do with that?
Dr. Alhazred: Im glad you asked Mr. King. My plan is a devious and complicated one, but if we succeed; us walking out of Redemption with those Tag Titles will be a certainty. I have created a device that will shrink Mister, James and myself to a small enough size where will be able to control this submarine from the inside.
Mister: Youre not planning what I think youre planning?
Dr. Alhazred: After we are shrunken and in the submarine, Mr. King will secretly place us in of Wasabis many meals. We will then be swallowed and taken into his body. From there we can do all the damage we want to him from the inside and theres nothing he can do about it.
The three men stare at Dr. Alhazred with their mouths open.
Dr. Alhazred: I know, I know, Im a genius. Well lets get going, theres no time to waste.
Dr. Alhazred walks over to a small trunk on the floor and takes out three wet suits. He tosses one to Mister and one to James King.
Dr. Alhazred: Put those on, it could get a little messy in there.
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We are backstage at a WZCW house show. Richard King is heading towards the cafeteria in search of Wasabi Toyota. He walks through the door and looks around, Wasabis not there. Action Saxton is the only wrestler around; hes standing in line to get food. Richard King walks up to him.
Richard King: Hey Action, have you seen Wasabi around?
Action Saxton: Listen here sucka, youre killing my groove right now. Im trying to get this fine young honeys number so we can lay down by the fire later.
Action Saxton was hitting on one of the cafeteria workers, shes a pretty young blonde. She rolls her eyes at Action Saxton. She throws two pieces of fried chicken on his tray and slops some mash potatoes on, they splash and some land on Action Saxtons shirt.
Action Saxton: I know why you got mash potatoes on my shirt, you want me to remove it and reveal my chiseled physique to you. But oh no, thatll win you over too easily and I enjoy the hunt.
He makes a biting gesture. He then slowly unbuttons his shirt, but only the top few. He opens the top of his shirt slightly; a forest of dark chest hair comes out.
Action Saxton: Marvel at my forbidden forest.
The girl makes a gagging noise and runs towards the back of the kitchen. Action Saxton grabs his tray and struts towards an empty table.
Richard King: So you havent seen Wasabi Toyota around lately?
Action Saxton: He was going towards his locker room sucka. But who gives a damn about Wasabi? Sit down with Action and Ill tell you stories like you could never imagine.
Richard King: Um, I would love to sit and chat with you but I really just need to talk to Wasabi.
Action: Like this one time back in the summer of 86. The sun was scorching hot, ice cream melted in an instant, like the ladies when they hear Action Saxtons voice
Richard King quickly walks away and heads towards the locker room area. He finds the BiAs locker room and knocks.
Wasabi Toyota: Come in.
Richard King walks in and Wasabi is sitting on a couch. The table in front of him his covered with empty food trays from the cafeteria.
Wasabi Toyota: What do you want King?
Richard King: I simply wanted to come by and wish you luck at Redemption. You and my son have become enemies it seems, but theres no reason we cant be civil and gentleman about things right?
Wasabi picks up a tray piled with peas. Richard King walks over towards the couch.
Richard King: May I sit.
Wasabi: Sure.
Richard King: You see I respect you Wasabi, your quest to destroy all that is evil is tremendously admirable and
AAAAACHOOOOO!!!
As he sneezes he move his hand forward quickly, throwing the submarine with Mister, James King, and Dr. Alhazred into the mound of peas. Wasabi Toyota takes a bite of the peas and swallows the submarines.
Richard King: Well I really ought to be going now; I think I heard my son calling me.
Wasabi: I didnt hear anything.
Richard King: Well he did, it was nice to finally meet you in person. Enjoy your meals!
Richard King quickly moves out of the room. Wasabi stares for a moment and ponders what happened. He shrugs and continues to eat his peas as the scene fades.
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We are now in the submarine inside Wasabis body. The room is lit by a flashing red light. Dr. Alhazred is inspecting the controls, James King is looking out the view hole, and Mister is in the corner puking in a bucket.
Mister with throw up on his lips and face: I knew I shouldnt have come man, I get sea sick on small fishing boats and this is a god damn submarine.
James King: This really is absolutely amazing.
The lights go on normally and the red light has stopped blinking.
Dr. Alhazred: Thats better.
He walks over to the center of the ship where a large table lies. It is a touch screen table with a map of Wasabis entire body.
Dr. Alhazred: Okay so heres the plan; we go to his digestive tract and destroy a couple organs.
James King: Thats the plan?
Dr. Alhazred: Yep.
Mister: Sounds alright to me blaaaahhhh! He throws up.
Dr. Alhazred: We should be there in a few minutes, so just relax for now and well get down to business later.
Dr. Alhazred sits down at the controls and Mister goes back to his bucket. James sits next to Dr. Alhazred.
James King: Its pretty amazing what weve accomplished together man. I mean weve come so far in such a short time and now were on the verge of winning the WZCW World Tag Team Championships. Its incredible.
Dr. Alhazred: Especially since I didnt really like you all that much up until Kingdom Come.
James King: What man? Thats messed up. I liked you since the first time we teamed together.
Dr. Alhazred: It wasnt anything against you, its just my original plan was to dominate WZCW and show the world what my glorious Power Glove could do. I never wanted a partner, I just figured it was a quicker path to get some gold.
James King: Well we were randomly thrown together but still.
Dr. Alhazred: A lot has changed since we started teaming together. I mean now, I dont even think I need the Power Glove; I havent even tried to fix it since Wasabi crushed it.
James King: We dont need it.
Dr. Alhazred: Nope. We have shown that when we team together, we are a forced to be reckoned with. We have beaten every challenge thrown at us. Weve defeated the BiA, weve defeated the Crashin Movement, and we destroyed those losers Paradyse Cruz; twice. The only logical next step is to win those titles and rule this division with an iron fist. Crush all opposition and piss on their broken bodies.
James King: Like we should literally piss on people after we beat them?
Dr. Alhazred: If we want to, thats the point. Who can stop us? Who? I mean Paradyse Cruz might be a threat later on but for right now theyre still nobodies and after we destroy some of Wasabis organs; the BiA will be out for good. We own this division, its as simple as that.
A loud alarm is going off and the red light is flashing again.
Dr. Alhazred rushes to the center table and checks the map.
Dr. Alhazred: Were almost to the digestive tract but Wasabis immune system is trying to stop us.
James King: What do we do?
Dr. Alhazred: Mister, climb up that ladder next you and get on the guns. Shoot his white blood cells.
Mister is lying on the floor with a giant pool of puke around him.
Dr. Alhazred: Shit weve lost Mister. King! Climb that ladder next to Mister and get on the guns. Shoot his white blood cells. Just long enough so we can hold them off until we get to the digestive tract.
King runs to the ladder and gets in the gun chamber. He fires lasers at the white blood cell, destroying several of them.
Dr. Alhazred runs to the control panel and pushes some buttons and pulls some levers. The ship is shaking.
Dr. Alhazred: HOLD ON just a little longer King, were almost there! Just another minute at the most!
King is firing relentlessly at the white blood cells.
As Dr. Alhazred has his backed turned, something is creeping up behind him. He quickly turns around and its a one of the white blood cells carrying a spear!
Dr. Alhazred: King! One of them got in, get down here!
James King: I cant, if I stop shooting at them theyll overrun the ship!
Dr. Alhazred: Well I guess Ill have to take this bastard down by myself.
He rolls his sleeves down and raises his fists. He and the white blood cell circle each other. The white blood cell jabs at him with the spear but he dodges it, it jabs at him again and he dodges it to the other side. The white blood cell tries to jab at him again but this time Dr. Alhazred grabs the spear and they begin to fight over it. They push and pull like a game of tug of war, with Wasabis digestive tract at stake. Dr. Alhazred sweeps the white blood cell and gets sole hold of the spear. The white blood cell falls to the floor. It holds its nub hands up and appears to be pleading for mercy.
Dr. Alhazred: Do blood cells bleed? I hope so.
Dr. Alhazred brings down the spear and stabs the blood cell in its center. It jerks around and rolls about the floor before finally taking its last breath. Dr. Alhazred goes to the controls and sighs.
Dr. Alhazred: Were here, were at the digestive tract. Now lets blow up that stomach and rip holes in his intestines.
King comes down the ladder and stands behind Dr. Alhazred.
James King: The white blood cells retreated; the one you killed must have been the leader.
Wasabi's stomach is right in front of them. It looks to be filled to capacity and it is throbbing. One one side of it some dark green liquid seems to leaking from it.
Dr. Alhazred: There it is, the famous Wasabi Toyota stomach in all of its glory.
James King: Its beautiful man, I mean it looks hideous but it took so much work to get to it that now that its right in front of us, I almost dont want to destroy it.
Dr. Alhazred: Well we are.
Dr. Alhazred pushes a button and fires a missile at the stomach, it explodes in a great fire. Noodles, pizza crust and peas fly everywhere.
Dr. Alhazred: Now lets go down those intestines.
Spikes pop out of the side of the submarine as they enter the intestines. As they drive down them they scrape up against the walls of the intestine and rip large holes.
Dr. Alhazred: Well we did it, Wasabi Toyota will be forever crippled by this, so the BiA are no more and those titles will be ours.
James King: Finally, hey Mister! WE DID IT!
Mister is still on the ground and he slowly pumps a fist.
Dr. Alahzred: Now lets go home.
Misters Voice: HEY! HEY! HEY! Are you alright?!!
The scene squiggles out.
Mister and Dr. Alhazred are sitting on his couch.
Mister: Hey are you alright? You spaced out for like an hour there.
Dr. Alhazred looks around and laughs.
Dr. Alhazred: This salvia is making me trip balls! I had a dream that we went into Wasabis body and I killed one of his white blood cells with a spear and then we blew up his stomach and his noodles went everywhere.
Mister: Whoa man, thats awesome.
Dr. Alhazred: I know man, let me get another hit.
He picks up a bong and Mister lights him up as the scene fades to black.