Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

So, which comics are worth reading to me as a potential new customer?

I like X-Force. Daredevil is also a solid choice.

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Any actor at all followed by "Bacon number". Best i can get is 3.

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

That's not true, but it is cool.
 
I like X-Force. Daredevil is also a solid choice.

I'll consider them but I'm more interested in DC (from an ignorant point of view) because of the recent reboot meaning I don't have to deal with decades of continuity breaking the immersion. Also, the reason I'd consider reading them is rewatching some DCAU stuff.
 
To start Jordy Nelson or place in Randy Moss? I really hate the idea of rooting for Nelson scoring a bunch of points in the fantasy league against the Bears.

Decisions, decisions.
 
That doesn't look so much like Deadpool's fucking up Godzilla as much as he's feeding him cats. Or getting cats spit at him butt first.

Was my first thought too. I don't see one of those many bullets he's fired doing anything to that dino.

Also, Crock, why am I repping this kid again?
 
Great, I'll make sure to stay away from it then.

Actually I'm not 100% truthful. Wolverine actually gave Xavier the idea of forming the X-Men (retcons for the win!), and Captain America is now the champion for Human/Mutant relationships.

The only remotely positive thing is that the rumors are X-Force will be about Cyclops, Emma, and Magento on the run from the X-Vengers or whatever they're called now.
 
I'll consider them but I'm more interested in DC (from an ignorant point of view) because of the recent reboot meaning I don't have to deal with decades of continuity breaking the immersion. Also, the reason I'd consider reading them is rewatching some DCAU stuff.

Marvel is doing a "soft" reboot starting in October. Marvel does "soft" reboots every ten years or so. So if you're intimidated, you can probably start now. You won't know the whole story but it's a good jumping on point.

Hell, both companies reboot all the time anymore.
 
Actually I'm not 100% truthful. Wolverine actually gave Xavier the idea of forming the X-Men (retcons for the win!), and Captain America is now the champion for Human/Mutant relationships.

The only remotely positive thing is that the rumors are X-Force will be about Cyclops, Emma, and Magento on the run from the X-Vengers or whatever they're called now.

That's a sweet trio at least, though the idea of Cyclops on the run doesn't sit well with me. Frost and Magneto I can totally see running, but Cyclops always struck me as the type of guy that stands by his decisions and is willing to suffer the consequences.
 
Fuck this "poor Cyclops" shit. Fuck Cyclops. I don't know or care what it's about now, but there are three universal and inescapable truths in life:

Death
Taxes
Fuck Cyclops
 
DirtyJosé;4120843 said:
Fuck this "poor Cyclops" shit. Fuck Cyclops. I don't know or care what it's about now, but there are three universal and inescapable truths in life:

Death
Taxes
Fuck Cyclops

I disagree. There wouldn't be a single mutant left on earth if it wasn't for Cyclops, and that's a fact.
 
Marvel is doing a "soft" reboot starting in October. Marvel does "soft" reboots every ten years or so. So if you're intimidated, you can probably start now. You won't know the whole story but it's a good jumping on point.

Hell, both companies reboot all the time anymore.

The fuck is a soft reboot?
 
The fuck is a soft reboot?

The Marvel Continuity still exist, but they are relaunching all the titles to make them "easier to access" for newbies. You don't have to know the complete history of each character, because the upcoming story arcs are being designed to be easy for new people to read and jump into.
 
I disagree. There wouldn't be a single mutant left on earth if it wasn't for Cyclops, and that's a fact.

Quoted for Truth. Cyclops is the only reason that mutants are alive post Decimation. Wolverine became a soft cunt.
 
The Marvel Continuity still exist, but they are relaunching all the titles to make them "easier to access" for newbies. You don't have to know the complete history of each character, because the upcoming story arcs are being designed to be easy for new people to read and jump into.

Ah. Gotcha.

Quoted for Truth. Cyclops is the only reason that mutants are alive post Decimation. Wolverine became a soft cunt.

With good PR and a big fanbase.
 
I disagree. There wouldn't be a single mutant left on earth if it wasn't for Cyclops, and that's a fact.

Quoted for Truth. Cyclops is the only reason that mutants are alive post Decimation. Wolverine became a soft cunt.

Not really the way to sell me on him. And that's 1 thing in (at that point) 42 years of being an douche bag. Not really a balanced scale.

The one thing I do applaud was Whedon ending a book with him shooting Emma.
 
Барбоса;4120901 said:
From my albeit limited exposure to Cyclops, he just screams "uncool," especially when compared with those around him like Wolverine, Gambit, Beast and Nightcrawler.

He is uncool, which is what makes him cool. It's a hipster approach I suppose, but Cyclops can't concern himself with personal problems or anything that makes people like Wolverine and Nightcrawler cool, he's too busy keeping people alive.
 
So, I'm kind of bored.

I think I should do homework, but I haven't got anything due tomorrow.

I've started to miss class and slept through a few. This is very problematic.
 

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