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[ZeroVX]

Why, Masters? Why?

 

[Lt 0reo]

Boob jiggle time.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Chris Masters is still in WWE?

Oh no, he's doing the pec dance again

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dolph's proudest moment:

Beating up a midget.

Actually, I think that's just about right.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Drew McIntyre: Doing God's work.

 

[ZeroVX]

Matt Hardy gets the crap beat out of him and got a serious head injury. But he's OK enough to show up next week!

What happened to the days when someone took months off after getting a chairshot?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Look at Matt's gut hanging out as he was in position for the Future Shock.

Drew McIntyre is now one of my favorite wrestlers.

 

[X]

I'm like 20 minutes behind. Christian just walked out while Edge was cutting a promo. My pants are literally just soiled with semen.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Drew McIntyre: Doing God's work.

 

[The Doctor]

I happen to like Masters.

I'm not watching, so I don't know how he was used. I'm just saying the kid has potential.

 

[ZeroVX]

I happen to like Masters.

I'm not watching, so I don't know how he was used. I'm just saying the kid has potential.

Just more stupid tit-twitching.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Is Serena's hair ever going to grow back?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Oh goddamn it, MVP, your ship sailed a long time ago.

Go job to Kizarny or something.

 

[ZeroVX]

That looked promising. Up until Mysterio showed up.

 

[ZoneHound]

Is Serena's hair ever going to grow back?

It was visibly growing back a while ago, but she's since shaved it back off. I personally don't mind. She's gorgeous either way.

On another note, they seriously better not be giving Ziggler the Chavo treatment in the future.

 

[X]

God I love Smackdown. Still the best wrestling show on air, without a doubt. Things should only get better once they move to SyFy.

I have not marked out like I did during that Edge-Christian segment like...in for-fucking-ever. Like I don't even remember the last time I was marking out like that. That was even more awesome than how hard I marked out when CM Punk first won the world title. I've been clamoring and hollering for months that I want Edge and Christian interaction and we finally got it and it delivered. Although it's kind of strange to turn Edge heel again, I prefer it a thousand times to turning Christian heel. Christian is a great face and Edge is a great heel and that's how they should meet up next time they have a match.

God, cannot fucking wait to see how this develops. If they play their cards right, Edge vs. Christian could easily headline a PPV and probably draw a great buyrate too. That's Wrestlemania kind of stuff, maybe Summerslam actually.

 

[ZoneHound]

Wow, MVP steals Shelton's move now that he's gone. Worthless bastard.

 

[ZeroVX]

Oh for fuck's sake, ANOTHER guy using Paydirt?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Man, I'm pretty sure that I have a better finisher than MVP has ever had, and I'm a chubby, weak, out-of-shape white guy. Oh and, you know, not a wrestler.

 

[Thriller Ant]

This isn't good, he's letting the crowd totally get to him

 

[ZeroVX]

Why can't Swagger....swagger?

AND WHERE'S THAT OVERCOAT I LOVED THAT SO MUCH FUCK.

Yes, working for a homophobic backwards-thinking organization is very impressive.

 

[ZeroVX]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL FUCK.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

When did they take the "h" out of Christian?

 

[The Doctor]

Did they?

 

[X]

Shut up Craig.