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Let's share them here, because I need somewhere to share the nightmare I had last night, and telling my friends/family about crazy nightmares that I have never ends well.
Last night, I had a nightmare that I had a girlfriend who long story short, was the daughter of a famous actor. But I had no knowledge of who the actor was. She said that she never wanted to get married, because the moment I proposed marriage, bad things would happen and she'd look completely different. I still proposed anyway, and all of a sudden she gained a lot of weight, her hair turned white, and grew quite the moustache. She was a female version of Wilfred Brimley, who in case you don't know who he is... here's a picture:
The next thing I know, I'm in the midst of a shotgun wedding with Wilfred Brimley himself pointing a shotgun to my back as I'm getting married to the female version of Wilfred Brimley.
That's all I really remember, but it was frightening nonetheless.
Last night, I had a nightmare that I had a girlfriend who long story short, was the daughter of a famous actor. But I had no knowledge of who the actor was. She said that she never wanted to get married, because the moment I proposed marriage, bad things would happen and she'd look completely different. I still proposed anyway, and all of a sudden she gained a lot of weight, her hair turned white, and grew quite the moustache. She was a female version of Wilfred Brimley, who in case you don't know who he is... here's a picture:
The next thing I know, I'm in the midst of a shotgun wedding with Wilfred Brimley himself pointing a shotgun to my back as I'm getting married to the female version of Wilfred Brimley.
That's all I really remember, but it was frightening nonetheless.
