Your first fight.

Spunky

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As the title says tell us your first fight.

I wouldnt call it a fight as such, But this guy i was in a class with was generally being annoying, You know giving little rib digs, Petty name calling, The lot, So after the class ended I squared upto him, he basically flipped me off, So I pushed him from behind and he went to pick something up off the floor, As he bent back up, I headbutted him so hard in the back of his head, I went jelly legged, this was when I was 13.

but my first fist fight was with one of my closest friends, He had just lost his Grandmother, And we were just around in the school yard, Then all of a sudden he punched me right on the brow of my eye, And made me piss with blood, It didnt floor me it was just a surprise, So I go to him, "WTF, I'll let that one slide, Anymore and you will regret it." He hit me again same fucking place as well, So i jumped on the fucker, and started wildly throwing hands at him. I didn't land any knockout shots, But I caught him a couple of times, It was broken up by the teachers, we were put in the room after to cool off, We were best mates before the end of the day. :D
 
My first fight, was over before it began...It was with a kid that was bullying me at lunch, so when he swung at me, I put him in Backlund's chickenwing, and I heard his shoulder pop, so I did what every kid does when they're in deep shit...Run...

My first real fight, ended badly for me, but in my defense, he jumped me from behind, and he had a friend pushing me away from him...
 
My first fight, was over before it began...It was with a kid that was bullying me at lunch, so when he swung at me, I put him in Backlund's chickenwing, and I heard his shoulder pop, so I did what every kid does when they're in deep shit...Run...

My first real fight, ended badly for me, but in my defense, he jumped me from behind, and he had a friend pushing me away from him...

Fuck in' hell, You popped his fucking shoulder? That is badass.

I think you learn more about yourself when you get your ass kicked, As opposed to kicking ass.

I've ran away from 3 fights before.

1. I kicked a lad on the outside of his standing leg, I heard a crunch and legged it.
2. I accidentally puched a guy in his throat at college, He fell spewing blood, Luckily he had only bit his tongue pretty bad, I thought I had killed him.
3. I was out numbered by about 5 guys.
 
Fuck in' hell, You popped his fucking shoulder?

I don't know what I did...Never heard anything about it...For all I know, I could've just cracked it, like you crack your knuckles...But, I wasn't standing around to find out...

I backed away from 2 fights...

1.) I was outnumbered, even though my friend came because we knew the other kid liked to have his friends jump in...
2.) The kid pulled an old-fashioned compass out on me, and tried to stab me...

I did get him the next day, so technically, it was 1 and a half fights I ran from
 
ok im sure everyone's middle school has some type of version of a jog a thon, IE you get some parents to sponsor you, and you run laps, and each lap you run is like 5 cents, of some shit, and the money goes to the school, blah blah blah.


well, 7th grade, I was 11 (I started school a year early. I used to be smart, at like the age of 3...) and this preppy/jock kid kept trying to pick on my friend, to the point were he was tripping him and looking back and snearing after he did it.


well, the second time he did it, I said "if he does that to you again, im going to fucking kill him"

and what do you know, not only does ol boy come by and trip him, but actually knocks him down this time.

Time to play the game.


young NorCal sprints at this little idiot full speed, and did a perfect spear, and just choked him with one hand and went crazy punching with the other, then ended up switching to raining down blows with both hands. bloody nose, black eye, everything.

funny thing is, I didnt even end up in trouble. all the teachers knew that kid was a little spoiled rich ass fuck to everyone.

He comes up to me after school with HIS FRIENDS WITH HIM, and says "I hear you been telling everyone you kicked my ass"

and I says "well we can go again right fucking now if you want bitch" to which he responds

"man, I never had a problem with YOU its your friend tha"

*cut off*

"fuck you, if you have a problem with him, you have a fucking problem with me"

and then my bus came. Never talked to him again, he never interacted with me or my group of poor kids again.

bitch ass
 
I fail to see how I was close at guessing anything here...

I was going to say punch him again, but with the bus coming, you might've gotten in shit for fighting him twice...
 
Time to play the game.


young NorCal sprints at this little idiot full speed, and did a perfect spear, and just choked him with one hand and went crazy punching with the other, then ended up switching to raining down blows with both hands. bloody nose, black eye, everything.

bitch ass

Epic. :lmao:
 
My first Fight was right outside Parlament House in Canberra. Lol it was funny getting into a fight in a room that is on TV almost every night. Not so funny having Security break us up and being Punished for the rest of the holiday. Stupid School Camps. :(
 
Time to play the game.


young NorCal sprints at this little idiot full speed, and did a perfect spear, and just choked him with one hand and went crazy punching with the other, then ended up switching to raining down blows with both hands. bloody nose, black eye, everything.

funny thing is, I didnt even end up in trouble. all the teachers knew that kid was a little spoiled rich ass fuck to everyone.

He comes up to me after school with HIS FRIENDS WITH HIM, and says "I hear you been telling everyone you kicked my ass"

and I says "well we can go again right fucking now if you want bitch" to which he responds

"man, I never had a problem with YOU its your friend tha"

*cut off*

"fuck you, if you have a problem with him, you have a fucking problem with me"

and then my bus came. Never talked to him again, he never interacted with me or my group of poor kids again.

bitch ass

Love the time to play the game part, lol.
 
Triple H has the best theme music, he had My Time, DX, The Game, Evolution's 'Line In The Sand' (Which I played in the limo when me and some mates went in our limo to our formal for our 'entrance') and The King of Kings. All classic themes which I all have on my playlist.

it was 7 years ago. so no. whats wrong with Rudd?

Just don't like the man.
 
A fight over something I don't remember, he beat me down, I bit him, he cried, I stood up triumphant.

I didn't cry, I didn't run off. He might think he got the better of me, I beg to differ. There are no rules in playground fights. I won.
 
I was half expecting you to say, "I berated and belittled the guy until he curled up into a ball and started cutting himself."
 
I've been in quite a few scuffles, but I've only ever really been in one fight. Don't even remember what it was about. I just remember he started punching me. So I broke his nose.
 
I hit my neighbors son with a rock, after he pushed me off the wall. I was 9, he was 13... I made him my bitch.
 
My first fight turned into more of a "Kick Harthan's Ass" fest within the first few minutes, because I was outnumbered 3 to 1. But it was worth it, because I was protecting a girl. Not sure what would have happened if I hadn't stepped in, so. Wound up with a broken nose, which hurts like a bitch if you're interested.
 
I got jumped once, I learned something though, If you take out one member, the others usually run off because it's not that big of an advantage anymore.
 
Some kid i picked on for years one day decides to stand up to me. He tells me hes been taking Taekwondo to defend himself. So he gets in his stance and everything and i just shove him to the ground and kick his rib. I stomped on his back for a few minutes. Then he just crawled away.
 

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