These Weird Dreams Need To Stop

klunderbunker

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Let's see:

I've dated one of my best friends but she turned out to be a horse

I've gone snowboarding with my uncle and the cast of SNL

I've driven between two cities with the driving skills of someone from GTA

I've gotten in a fight with my best friend's boyfriend by knocking a basketball back into his face

I just got done with an incredibly vivid one where my friends went to ECW and had one of those signs that were made up of each one holding a sign but it was so insulting and funny that they got to wrestle in the main event while I didn't get to because I was busy that night. Then we went to a lecture on something and there was a guest speaker: John Morrison. We shook his hand and tried to get his autograph but he wrote pages and pages per person with mine being a long math problem. My grandmother came in and insulted me so I left before I got it back from him.
 
Why would you want those to stop?

If anything, I find my sleep is most satisfying when I have dreams. The crazier, the better.
 
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I got a tweed jacket in a recent dream. Then I got my legs eaten by some sort of demon. You win some, you lose some.
 
I had a dream last night that I was at a pool party with Emmanuel Yarbrough and Mark Henry.

Norbit-like hijinks ensued.
 
Wrestling related dreams are the worst. Nothing makes you feel like a mark harder than that. I once had a dream where X-Pac returned to not only defeat Taker for the WWE Championship (which for whatever reason was a trophy and not a belt) but at Wrestlemania nonetheless. And I am not a Waltman fan by any means.
 

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