Will... I need your Help...

[TheOneBigWill]

XXX was a horriable movie, just horriable

Pitch Black wasn't too bad, but all in all Knockaround Guys was his best, I beleive he dies in that one

This coming from the guy who huffed at me when I said Southland Tales sucked?

Let me guess, you probably felt the sequel with Water Tray was better. pssh.

 

[X]

Vin Diesel is easily one of the five worst actors to ever live. Ever. He's really that fucking atrocious as an actor.

Pitch Black was a fun movie in that trashy action movie kind of way. The sequel was fucking atrocious. XXX was atrocious. The Nanny was atrocious.

Pretty much the only movies that Vin Diesel has been in, that weren't immediately turned into utter shit because of his presense, was Pitch Black and Saving Private Ryan.

Luckily, he died in Saving Private Ryan.

...So wait, what is this thread about? Vin Diesel or Jonny's women troubles?

 

[justinsayne]

This coming from the guy who huffed at me when I said Southland Tales sucked?

Let me guess, you probably felt the sequel with Water Tray was better. pssh.

my sarcasm must've went unnoticed that night, way to pay attention Will, way to pay attention

BTW didn't you say you liked Hitman, which was complete garbage, if I actually paid to rent the piece of trash, I'd be demanding my money back right now


and Water Tray? WTF?!?

Don't you have some lame gay jokes to make about other posters?, or maybe 12 year old to hit on?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

BTW didn't you say you liked Hitman, which was complete garbage, if I actually paid to rent the piece of trash, I'd be demanding my money back right now

Hitman wasn't garbage. Not exactly great by any means, but the actor is awesome. Better than Diesel.

Don't you have some lame gay jokes to make about other posters?, or maybe 12 year old to hit on?

*yawn* still with the kiddy jokes, I'd assumed you could do better. I liked one girl who is legal, and you even agreed with the whole situation before.

Yet now you wanna push yourself off as big, and crack on age.

 

[justinsayne]

Hitman wasn't garbage. Not exactly great by any means, but the actor is awesome. Better than Diesel.



*yawn* still with the kiddy jokes, I'd assumed you could do better. I liked one girl who is legal, and you even agreed with the whole situation before.

Yet now you wanna push yourself off as big, and crack on age.

Will you send PMs to every girl on this site, it's no secret, and your constantly making lame gay jokes that aren't even funny, just look at any thread in the barroom where you're responding to KB, fuck it I'm done

 

[Uncle Sam]

...So wait, what is this thread about? Vin Diesel or Jonny's women troubles?

Jonny keeps taking Vin Diesel out as his wingman.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will you send PMs to every girl on this site, it's no secret, and your constantly making lame gay jokes that aren't even funny, just look at any thread in the barroom where you're responding to KB, fuck it I'm done

Wow. I'm sorry I didn't know someone turned you into a prick. (flaming? Oh well, ban me)

Fact #1. Becca was the only girl I felt I loved. Deal with it, I have, she did, everyone else did. Its over and done with.. move on, the rest of us did.

Fact #2. I talk to girls (and guys) on this forum, is that a fucking crime? Apparently in the book of Justin it is. Sorry I didn't suck your dick and check with you to see if I could, Mom.

Fact #3. I get why you've been a dick lately, but guess what, its not my fault. As far as I'm concerned I still see you as a friend, even though you've been a flamey little bastard lately. I could give a shit less if I get banned for speaking the truth, but news flash.. I'm not the only one thats seen it. You need an attitude check, and if you think smartass little comments to me are gonna get you over, then maybe you need to find the door.

Fact #4. If anyone's been offended by jokes (funny or otherwise) that I've made, then maybe they should speak up and say so. I'd have NO problem apologizing to Klunder about anything, because hes smart enough to realize I'm joking with him. I'm sorry you failed to see that.

Fact #5. As far as I'm concerned, you really are done. I'm out.

 

[Lil Wes]

Lawlz.

 

[C.M.]

Wow

 

[X]

How again did Jonny asking for advice from Will turn into a debate on Vin Diesel and then turn into a flame-war, and a total owning of someone?

K-Dawg I'm scared, I need your big vato arms around me.

 

[Slyfox696]

Saving Private Ryan > Other Damon movies.

False. Hell, that movie wasn't even about Matt Damon...well, it was, but it wasn't, if that makes sense.


Good Will Hunting and the Bourne movies are much better for Matt Damon.

 

[Lil Wes]

Well if you mean by lead roles, then yes those are better but SPR is a classic.

 

[Slyfox696]

Well if you mean by lead roles, then yes those are better but SPR is a classic.

Meh, I never really cared that much about it.

 

[Lil Wes]

Meh, it was one of the greater war films ever, opening battle scene is untouchable. Not as good as Sheen and Platoon though. That movie is godly.

 

[X]

Wow, really Sly? Saving Private Ryan is easily the 2nd greatest war film ever made. The best has been and probably will always be Apocalypse Now. Fuckin' classic.

Honorable mentions to Platoon and The Big Red One.

I love war films. Probably because of my huge penis.

 

[Lil Wes]

Holy shit, me and Xfear have something else in common. I'm stunned.

Also, Thin Red line gets overlooked as well.

 

[X]

Thin Red Line was a great film, I completely forgot about that. Woody Harrelson's character is absolutely classic, but kinda tragic in a way.

Jim Cavaziel rocked in that movie. Too bad the director only does a film once every 20 years or so.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wait, does will even read the K dawg section??? he used the Konnan term, of "getting over" on someone over the internet. Wow. I missed some shit during my elongated nap. Fucking work randomly calling people in for piss tests after 3 hours of sleep...

 

[Lil Wes]

You own the Band of Brothers set Xfear?

 

[X]

Nah, but I've seen them all when they were first shown. Great series; the best thing about it was how much freakin' talent they got in it, so many talented actors involved in that show.

Speaking of war movies, did you ever see Rescue Dawn? The acting (Christian Bale, Steve Zahn) was fantastic, but I thought the movie was incredibly flawed. Great movie up until the last 20 minutes or so.

 

[Slyfox696]

How did I miss this treasure?

Wow. I'm sorry I didn't know someone turned you into a prick. (flaming? Oh well, ban me)

It was about the time he was made a mod, so I would say whoever modded him.

Fact #3. I get why you've been a dick lately, but guess what, its not my fault. As far as I'm concerned I still see you as a friend, even though you've been a flamey little bastard lately.

Agreed.

I could give a shit less if I get banned for speaking the truth, but news flash.. I'm not the only one thats seen it.

*raises hand*.

I've seen it.

Wow, really Sly? Saving Private Ryan is easily the 2nd greatest war film ever made. The best has been and probably will always be Apocalypse Now. Fuckin' classic.

I'm not a big fan of war movies, and really not a huge fan of action movies.

If it's an action movie that doesn't involve Matt Damon or John Cena, I'm not that interested.

Probably because of my huge penis.

That's not what Konnan was telling me last night.

 

[X]

How did I miss this treasure?

It was about the time he was made a mod, so I would say whoever modded him.

Agreed.

*raises hand*.

Double agreed, and double hand raised.

I've seen it.
I'm not a big fan of war movies, and really not a huge fan of action movies.

If it's an action movie that doesn't involve Matt Damon or John Cena, I'm not that interested.

Matt Damon is a mediocre action star. He's a solid actor, but doesn't look even slightly tough. At all.

Cena on the other hand should've won an Oscar for the Marine, I dont' understand how the Academy looked him over.

That's not what Konnan was telling me last night.

Lies. Konnan and me were having passionate sex to a compilation tape of Max Moon squash matches. Don't try and pull one over on me vato.

 

[Lil Wes]

Nah, but I've seen them all when they were first shown. Great series; the best thing about it was how much freakin' talent they got in it, so many talented actors involved in that show.

I agree.

Hanks and Spielberg and also releasing a similar series, only this time showing the pacific side of the battles. Should be great, can't wait.

Read about it yet?

Speaking of war movies, did you ever see Rescue Dawn? The acting (Christian Bale, Steve Zahn) was fantastic, but I thought the movie was incredibly flawed. Great movie up until the last 20 minutes or so.

Nah, I don't think I've seen it, if it's worth a rent, I'll look around for it.

 

[Slyfox696]

Double agreed, and double hand raised.

It seems to be quite the popular opinion lately.

Matt Damon is a mediocre action star. He's a solid actor, but doesn't look even slightly tough. At all.

He wouldn't work well in the traditional "big guns, bigger explosions" action movies, but he really fits the Bourne action series well.

I like intelligent movies, and he's always in those it seems.

Except Stuck on You. I hate Greg Kinnear. The only believable character Greg Kinnear can play is gay.

Cena on the other hand should've won an Oscar for the Marine, I dont' understand how the Academy looked him over.

All politics. Politics holding Cena down.

Lies. Konnan and me were having passionate sex to a compilation tape of Max Moon squash matches. Don't try and pull one over on me vato.

That must have been sloppy seconds.

 

[Shocky]

Shame on me for turning Jonny's thread into this, shame shame.

Saving Private Ryan owns all war movies, minus Apocalypse Now.