Will... I need your Help...

[Slyfox696]

The adults are fighting...this makes Spiral very scared.

Go to your room.

All I have to protect me are my two best friends: my Ernie teddy (who likes to be called Sphyllis)

What?

 

[Downward Spiral]

Go to your room.

But Jake is in there and the door is locked and he said not to bother him for a few hours.

What?

You misspelt his actual name! There's no 's' at the start! That would just make a silly, non-existent word that sounds like Si-phyl-us!

You've just confused yourself here.

 

[Slyfox696]

But Jake is in there and the door is locked and he said not to bother him for a few hours.

Well, tell him to turn off the Konnan porn, and let you go in.

You misspelt his actual name! There's no 's' at the start! That would just make a silly, non-existent word that sounds like Si-phyl-us!

You've just confused yourself here.

Are you sure?

 

[Downward Spiral]

Well, tell him to turn off the Konnan porn, and let you go in.

Konnan told me he and Jake are 'making' the 'porn'.

What's porn, mister?

Are you sure?

You're the adult, you have to know.

 

[Slyfox696]

Konnan told me he and Jake are 'making' the 'porn'.

Oh, I see. Well, go to Konnans room.

What's porn, mister?

You'll find out in Konnan's room.

You're the adult, you have to know.

I'm pretty sure it's Syphilis.

 

[Downward Spiral]

Oh, I see. Well, go to Konnans room.

But xfearbefore is in Konnan's room, waiting for Konnan, and I'm frightened of that because I once went in and xfearbefore was doing bad things which Jesus told me was wrong to some old wrestling videos.

You'll find out in Konnan's room.

So there's a porn in Konnan's room?

I'm pretty sure it's Syphilis.

I'm pretty sure Ernie's actual name is Phyllis, not that.

 

[Slyfox696]

But xfearbefore is in Konnan's room, waiting for Konnan, and I'm frightened of that because I once went in and xfearbefore was doing bad things which Jesus told me was wrong to some old wrestling videos.

That's ok. I'm sure Xfear and Konnan will help you.

So there's a porn in Konnan's room?

There will be shortly.

I'm pretty sure Ernie's actual name is Phyllis, not that.

I'm not so sure.

 

[Downward Spiral]

That's ok. I'm sure Xfear and Konnan will help you.

With my homework???

There will be shortly.

Will this porn in Konnan's room be my super-fun new pet that I can play with, feed and take care of every day?

I'm not so sure.

Ernie's sure. Bad things happen when Ernie sees unsure people...that's why my Ernie teddy is no longer allowed near Bert...and I think Bert made Ernie mad when he said that he 'doesn't feel the same way anymore', or something silly that made Ernie go crazy.

 

[Downward Spiral]

Uh-oh, Jonny's back, and he's going to be mad when he sees his thread...

And the Cat in the Hat is nowhere to be found to clean this shit up!!!! :O We're done for!!!

 

[Jonny B]

I'm banning you all

 

[Slyfox696]

I'm banning you all

You going to see the girl or not?

 

[Downward Spiral]

I'm banning you all

Is it too late to get out of that by becoming the WZ snitch??

I-if so Mr. J-Jonny, I've got all the dirt you need o-on this Mr slyfox and the aw-awful things he's said.

 

[Jonny B]

You going to see the girl or not?

Probably, my damn friends set me a challenge so I have to do it now.

 

[Slyfox696]

Probably, my damn friends set me a challenge so I have to do it now.

Good man.

Because if you said no, I was afraid that I'd have to ban you.

 

[Jonny B]

Good man.

Because if you said no, I was afraid that I'd have to ban you.

Yeah well, they know I'm fairly competitive... all it took was one of them to say they bet I couldn't sleep with her by the end of the month and I was going to see her.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah well, they know I'm fairly competitive... all it took was one of them to say they bet I couldn't sleep with her by the end of the month and I was going to see her.

That's a terrible bet. The end of the month for a girl to show you her baby hole? Pfft. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

 

[Jonny B]

I get £20 if I fish hook her and take a picture.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

£20. I thought you weren't a student anymore. Cheap prick.

 

[Jonny B]

I'm not going to turn down a free £20.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wouldn't raise an eyebrow for £20.