You Own Your Own Wrestling Company...

[Cena's Little Helper]

Which posters do you employ, and in what capacity? For me, it would be the following:

slyfox696 - Promotional work and logistics.

Uncle Shocky - Head of talent relations.

NSL and jmt225 - Bookers for the heavyweights.

tdigle and Big Pimpin - Bookers for the junior heavyweights/cruiserweights.

klunderbunker - Play-by-play commentator.

justinsayne - Color commentator.

Becker and Jake - Backstage interviewers.

Echelon and TM - Bookers for women's wrestling.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Could one of the moderators be so kind as to insert an "Own" between "Your" and "Wrestling?" Thank you very much!

 

[Mr. TM]

Oh, I guess I won't be your women's booker

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I guess I can use the same capacities as you if that's alright.

Mighty NorCal- Promotional Work and Logistics

Rusty- Head of Talent Relations

NSL & NoFate007- Bookers for the Heavyweights

Malibu Pippen & TMexico- Bookers for the Junior Heavyweights/Cruiserweights

TheOneBigWill- Play-by-Play Commentator

Justinsayne- Color Commentator

HBK-aholic and Steamboat Ricky- Backstage Interviewers

RVDgurl & Harthan- Ring Announcers

Klunderbunker- Head of Security

 

[FromTheSouth]

First of all, I am offended. I don't write a book this, but when I take a real situation and go forward with it, I am the best. OK, maybe not the best, but I am good.

Actually, I'm just pissed that you wouldn't hire me. Actually, I'm just pissed that I never make any lists short of bar fights and zombie fucking.

Actually, I just wanted to make scene for a minute.

I'd make NorCal and IC my tag team champions.

TDigle would be in charge of media relations. Every time I had a steroid death, I would have him give a press conference where he constantly referred to ancient literature as answers to questions.

Sam - Head writer. We would be fucking profane.
Justin - Other writer.

Becca - Backstage interviewer, because she has boobs.

Dragon- Set designer

KB - Would be my assistant booker. I would be a Vince style owner, and my massive ego would force me to be in charge of the creative direction of the company.

Myself - Champion. Seriously, would anyone on here not book themselves champ at least once?

Becker - Play by play. He's not Jim Ross, so that's a plus. He watches a lot of sports, so that will help

Shadow - Color- I think he could identify more wrestling moves.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Totally forgot about women's wrestling, which is a damn shame on my part, as I actually enjoy watching it from time to time. You and Echelon book the women's division.

 

[klunderbunker]

Justin and I as commentators could be hysterical.

 

[Milkyway!]

IC25 - The vice-president of my company. Keeps people calm, and things going smoothly.

Sly - Scout, This guy gets me the best wrestlers, for the best deals not sure what the name of that is. >.>

TM - Womens divsion

Shock/Jmt/Marquis/Mattmoses/Gelgaian/Harthan/NSL-bookies.

Color comentator- Luther

Play by Play - Sparky/TheOneBigWill

Ring announcer - Becca

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Justin and I as commentators could be hysterical.

I put you as head of security because WWE security are unreliable at the most.

I remember an episode of the Simpsons two weeks ago where Lisa was being escorted out by security and was saying that you must have insecurity if you have to put what you do on your shirts.

 

[NSL]

I'd like to know how I earned a spot as booker. The idea of booking with jmt225 and NoFate seems pretty fucking sweet though.

I don't know who I'd use in any roles. For NSCW, I only had a handful of people that gave me permission to use them, so I fit them in where it worked for booking...

 

[Gelgarin]

Anybody here qualified to be involved in the Lou Thesz resurrection project? It's exactly what it sounds like.

 

[Shocky]

Is his head frozen somewhere, ala Ted Williams?

Scratch that, if Lou Thesz's Head is Frozen somewhere, i'm sure Mcmahon would try to buy it and use it in an upcoming storyline.