You maybe looking at a new Front End Supervisor for Wall Mart* :D

[Final Form Snyper.]

I understand where you are coming from Sparky. I was thinking the same thing, how can someone like you Doug (who is on the unstable side of the mental scale) who does take comments from someone on the internet very personally be able to hold a steady job that has workers under him?

 

[Tastycles]

There's a knack to tricking self scanners. I buy one bag of apple slices every lunchtime, and nothing more. "How many of your own bags did you use?" "9".