You maybe looking at a new Front End Supervisor for Wall Mart* :D

[Lee]

How can you not know how to use them?!? they literally tell you exactly what to do as you're checking out

People will swipe and put in bag before the bag tells you, or swipe and put two things in bag. It is ******ed I know.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Don't move to Ithaca Doug.

I'll remember that when it's time for employee review. YOU'RE!!!!!! FIIRRRREEEDDDDDDD!!!!!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

You'd look like an idiot evaluating another Walmart employee in another state (assuming you don't live in New York) that you've never met before.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You'd look like an idiot evaluating another Walmart employee in another state (assuming you don't live in New York) that you've never met before.

There really should be a sarcasm smiley on here.

 

[Sparky]

There really should be a sarcasm smiley on here.

Yes because there totally isn't a sarcasm bb tag...

But yes Doug when you're settled down in the job and you see a transfer pop up for Milenko's store, Nail that beast.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I would say I like to keep Real life & WZ seperate but with everything I've told you guys about myself we all know that's not true.

 

[Sparky]

i'm sorry, I have to bump this... Not ripping on you doug my boy but wasn't you the person trying to get on a DSP for having ADHD?How on earth could you supervise all those people when you can't Oh look a puppy is on tv... When you can't concentrate.?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Again. WAS NOT FOR HAVING ADD. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

 

[Sparky]

Well fine then... don't you have a ADD like disability... is that better?

No need to yell, it's not like I'm half way across the world or something.
you still didn't answer my question though...

 

[Slyfox696]

Yea I applied for that job and passed the internet assessment Waiting for a call from them. And if you're wondering I'm very qualified.

I was. I'm very concerned about the qualifications of someone being able to work at Wal-Mart. After all, those illegal immigrants don't just hire themselves, now do they?

 

[Sparky]

I was. I'm very concerned about the qualifications of someone being able to work at Wal-Mart. After all, those illegal immigrants don't just hire themselves, now do they?

Don't forget the juggolos "cough" Milenko "cough"

 

[Hyorinmaru]

shut it Sparky

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Well fine then... don't you have a ADD like disability... is that better?

No need to yell, it's not like I'm half way across the world or something.
you still didn't answer my question though...

ADD is just part of it. There's a lot more involved than just having ADD. Really I'm sick and tired of people complaining that having ADD doesn't justify some help from the government when they have no fucking clue what's really involved.

And Sly, All supermarkets hire illegals. The government is not doing enough to stop it. I doubt the ratio of illegals to legal residence in the place I work at now is even close.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

The only way to get promoted at Wal-Mart is to have a dick. So way to go on having a penis, Crashin!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I'm trained in the use of Self Checkout. These machines are highly sensitive. If you don't do exactly what the thing says it'll freak out.

So... you're the dude that stands at the podium and watches people use self-checkout? Or the person who has the Palm pilot that runs cash to the cashiers? Either way, it's nothing to be proud of.

 

[Lee]

IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING DAMMIT



*Lee cries once again in his pit of unemployment*

 

[Hawkeye]

Front end supervisor? Fuck that shit LOL I always do my best to weasel my way out of supervising

 

[Sparky]

*facepalm* For fucks sake. Seriously, I don't give a shit about what you try and claim a DSP for. I want to know how you could supervise a bunch of people when you have something that's like ADD.

 

[Phoenix]

I HATE self service check outs. No one seems to know how to use them, and there's always some 16 year old trying to buy drink

I hate the fact that every other day, there's always half the amount broken (at least in Tesco), you think they would keep them all working?

I don't have no problem with them, except at times when you put the item in the bag when prompted and it goes "Unexpected item in bagging area" *facepalm*

 

[TLC]

I don't have no problem with them, except at times when you put the item in the bag when prompted and it goes "Unexpected item in bagging area" *facepalm*

That shit is fucking annoying, especially when all I want is a bottle of Lucozade and I have to wait about 5 minutes because the machine is being a cunt.

 

[Freddy4190]

Get me a job.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So what the fuck is "Wall Mart" anyway?

 

[Sparky]

A place that sells walls according to Paris Hilton

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

*facepalm* For fucks sake. Seriously, I don't give a shit about what you try and claim a DSP for. I want to know how you could supervise a bunch of people when you have something that's like ADD.

Read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digeorge_syndrome

Also for the last time, you have no fucking clue as to what you're talking about. You have no idea what's involved and why I'm doing it. That I won't tell because it's too personal. You're just going to have to read the Wiki article because that's exactly what I have which the government defines as disabled. NOT THE FUCKING ADD. They could care less about that. So kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE.

 

[Sparky]

Doug dude Chill. geez, I was asking a legit question and wasn't mocking you. I was asking a legit question. I only asked if you was the guy, to make sure I didn't have you mixed up with somebody else. I'm not talking about your disability, I'm talking about how can you manage to supervise people when you have ADD. if you think it's a personal question that's fine. I was only asking to see if there was something you did to stop your mind wondering you know any tricks or shit.

Seriously, not everybody on this forum is trying to rub you the wrong way.