You maybe looking at a new Front End Supervisor for Wall Mart* :D

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Yea I applied for that job and passed the internet assessment Waiting for a call from them. And if you're wondering I'm very qualified. I have 6 years experience in the front end, I've trained new cashiers and am the current assistant supervisor for product demos. oh and I trained baggers on the "Correct" way of bagging. Yes guys there's a correct way to bag groceries.

 

[Ferbian]

That sounds awesome Doug. Wish you good luck, and hope you get it.

 

[justinsayne]

Wait till you get to fire somebody, I take great joy in it at my work... most of the time...

 

[CH David]

Doug's movin' up in the world. Good job!

 

[justinsayne]

Doug's movin' up in the world. Good job!

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

 

[CH David]

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

That popped into my head just as I posted it too.

 

[ABMorales787]

Congrats, Doug. Be sure to give straight answers and avoid the facepalms.

 

[justinsayne]

Milenko meet your new boss

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Milenko meet your new boss

 

[Sparky]

Milenko meet your new boss

God damn it.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

So when I bag stuff do I put milk on top of the bread in a bag?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

So when I bag stuff do I put milk on top of the bread in a bag?

No.... Bread goes separately. As in it's own bag. Most of it's just common sense. Though some people still don't get the idea that LIVE FISH GOES IN IT'S OWN BAG!

 

[justinsayne]

Whenever I go to Wal*Mart they hardly ever have anyone working the cash registers, most people opt to use the self check outs, so I imagine a Chimp with down syndrome could supervise that section of the store no problem

 

[DirtyJosé]

Good for you Doug. Like a Boss.

 

[justinsayne]

No.... Bread goes separately. As in it's own bag.

Which is annoying, whenever they do that to me, as soon as I get out the door I end up putting that bag in another bag so I have less bags to carry

 

[Fuel The Fire]

No.... Bread goes separately. As in it's own bag. Most of it's just common sense. Though some people still don't get the idea that LIVE FISH GOES IN IT'S OWN BAG!

WHAT? That explains why my bread is always smashed. DAMN

 

[justinsayne]

Good for you Doug. Like a Boss.

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[One Punch Doug Crashin]

WHAT? That explains why my bread is always smashed. DAMN

Derp.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Which is annoying, whenever they do that to me, as soon as I get out the door I end up putting that bag in another bag so I have less bags to carry

That's the correct way to bag though. Can't fault them for doing their job. Oh and don't complain to me when your bread gets smashed because you put it in another bag.

 

[Lee]

I HATE self service check outs. No one seems to know how to use them, and there's always some 16 year old trying to buy drink

 

[justinsayne]

WHAT? That explains why my bread is always smashed. DAMN

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Doug's comin for ya..

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I'm trained in the use of Self Checkout. These machines are highly sensitive. If you don't do exactly what the thing says it'll freak out.

 

[justinsayne]

I HATE self service check outs. No one seems to know how to use them, and there's always some 16 year old trying to buy drink

How can you not know how to use them?!? they literally tell you exactly what to do as you're checking out

 

[Sparky]

I guess it's cos I used to work at coles but I hate the fact it tells you how to do it every time you use it. it takes too long.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Don't move to Ithaca Doug.