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[Ty Burna]

Several fans have reported seeing former WZCW World Heavyweight Champion Ty Burna in the crowd at Meltdown 90. It must be noted that Ty is originally from North Dakota and was wearing a black Fighting Sioux hockey jersey, the controversial former mascot of the University of North Dakota where the Ralph Englestad Arena is located. He declined to answer questions, however he seems to have been pleased after Chris K.O. won the Eurasian Championship. No word if he will be around for Ascension or Aftershock.

 

[Lee]

Titus Breaks Top 25 Most Powerful Celebrities List

WZCW Superstar and Hollywood actor Titus Avison has broken into the Top 25 of Forbes Most Powerful Celebrities list. His Forbes.com profile mentions Titus as "a wrestler" but cites that his wealth comes from his film-making career, including his Oscar winning performances in Forrest Bump, The Passion of the Pope and Walk of the Penguins.

Titus beats out several high profile names on the list, including Tom Hanks, Mark Wahlberg, Will Smith and Donald Trump. The list of stars beating out Avison is even more exclusive, including Marvel and Sherlock Holmes star Robert Downey, Jr., tennis icon Roger Federer and of course, Oprah Winfrey.

 

[GI Cake]

It is being rumored that the small riot that happened in Times Square was unwittingly caused by the words WZCW superstar Ricky Runn used against a performing Street Mime. We have no word on the whereabouts of Ricky Runn at this time.

 

[Tastycles]

Former WZCW wrestler Garth Black was involved in a car accident on Thursday night. Black had made a series of bizarre tweets regarding his absence from the company. His condition is said to be critical but stable. No word yet as to whether the company has reached out to their former employee.

Comments

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COME BACK GARTH!!!!1!! We need a bette r tag division, it should be the focus point

Garth Black is stale, he needs a heel mouthpiece manager and to join a stable.

 

[Con T.]

Backstage at KC was said to be a mess after the Dr. Zeus/Sandy Deserts match; Zeus was said to be throwing around tables backstage, trying to find Steven Kurtesy.

It's worth noting that neither Kurtesy nor Deserts were to be found backstage, after Kurtesy made a dramatic appearance, when the match had ended. Sources report not seeing Kurtesy all night.

It's also worth noting that Sandy was acting extremely strangely backstage, when seen, before the show. We'll have more details as we can find them.

 

[Lee]

TMZ is reporting that former world champion Ty Burna, real name Ty Burna, was arrested due to a DUI. We'll have more details later.

 

[Ty Burna]

TMZ is reporting they have contacted Ty Burna regarding the alleged DUI:

Ty: That's news to me if I was arrested. A friend gave me a ride home and I slept comfortably in my house last night. DUI laws in North Dakota have ramped up, I won't take the risk of drinking and driving. In fact I've looked into investing in a small taxi service in my town to ensure people get home safe.

 

[JGlass]

TMZ Reporting that perhaps people should only release press releases about their own characters to avoid petty fights.

Armando Paradyse was unavailable for comment.

 

[Ty Burna]

TMZ reporting that sometimes people just play along and there isn't a petty fight pending.

 

[JGlass]

The AP is reporting that playing it safe is the new living dangerously.

 

[Lee]

TMZ is reporting that Titus Avison is cool.

 

[Shotaro]

James Howard has recently taken to social media to locate his colleague and friend, Mikey Stormrage. Stormrage (real name Michael Brown) was last seen on WZCW TV leaving Dodgers stadium, LA, where the company had held its annual Pay-Per View, Kingdom Come. It is believed that he has not been seen by any member of the roster or crew since the event, in which Team Strikeforce (led by Stormrage) lost to The Sacrificial Altar.

Brown's San Francisco apartment is said to have been unoccupied since the event.

 

[Lee]

PWinsider is reporting that there are major changes aloof for the Mayhem title. As from now the title will only be defended during the month of May. Please note that changes happen quite often so this will probably change.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Officials at WZCW have been wondering where Thrash has been, after attempting to take advantage in the scramble match, only to fall victim to the last fall in the match.
One backstage worker claims when he attempted to interview Thrash after the match, the star done nothing but push the video camera back into his face, before walking out of the building.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

After no showing each post Kingdom Come appearance, it has been rumored that former WZCW tag team champion Mikey Stormrage(real name Michael Brown) has gone missing. While WZCW officials declined to comment on the superstar's whereabouts, they did confirm multiple missed appearances and stated that they will carry out punishment as soon as they come to appropriate terms.

Close friend and former partner James Howard declined to comment specifically, but mentioned he had not spoken to Stormrage in some time.

Friend and fellow superstar Ricky Runn(real name Richard Jackson Jr.) was approached for comment, but declined due to a lack of "swag" shown by reporters.

 

[GI Cake]

It is being reported that not only is the state of Arizona barring Ricky Runn from all children hospitals but the Make-a-Wish foundation is forbidding Ricky Runn from doing any more donations and visits. The reasons why will be reported as more information unfolds

 

[Jessie Lynn DivaGirl]

TMZ is reporting that Isabel Stone was modeling for the new cover of Sports Illistration as WZCW's Hottest New Star.

"It's about damn time," was all Stone had to say on the rumor.

 

[Con T.]

It's being reported that Dustin Hunter is going through a bit of money issues at the moment. The WZCW star, as many stars, has had issues saving his money.

Hunter was last seen walking out of Target with a wheelbarrow of copies of the latest Sports Illustration, and lotion.

Also, Isabel Stone was said to be a judge at the latest 6th grade spelling bee, but was kicked out. Apparently, there was a dispute on the word, "Illustrated", and Isabel kicked a kid in the face

Love you both

 

[Jessie Lynn DivaGirl]

Also, Isabel Stone was said to be a judge at the latest 6th grade spelling bee, but was kicked out. Apparently, there was a dispute on the word, "Illustrated", and Isabel kicked a kid in the face

To update on the Spelling Bee incident, Isabel was later found laughing horrendously with her boyfriend and friend as they walked back to their house.

 

[Showtime]

According to an inside source, WZCW Champion "Showtime" David Cougar's contract is set to expire in February. A new 2 year contract with a pay increase has been offered, but Showtime has left it on the table rather than renegotiate. According to various outside sources, Showtime is currently contemplating all offers being presented to him, including possible roles in major upcoming films, and if the right offer comes up he may request an early release. While this is all currently speculation, there is a good likelihood that a part time deal could be reached. Showtime and WZCW have a good working relationship and the feeling is that if he does leave that he will return at some point.

 

[Da Prophet]

Justin Cooper still wants a match with Chris KO. He is now using pictures to explain it for those unable to figure that out.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

What the guy above me said except replace keywords with Krypto/SHIT/Elite X title .

 

[Miko]

#K.O'sinferiorgenitals trending worldwide.

 

[JGlass]

Earlier, WrestleZone.com posted a story that Chris K.O. released a dick pic in response to S.H.I.T.'s recent accusations that the former White Knight of WZCW has inferior genitals. WrestleZone.com has recently learned that while Chris K.O. did tweet a picture, it was actually of a hotdog he was about to eat.

 

[Dirk]

^^^
Muddy Johnson, Jenny Taylor, Ova Reese and BJ Cummings all retweeted.