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[Dagger Dias]

With the 5th edition of Dungeons & Dragons' release coming soon WZCW wrestler Theron Daggershield, known for his fandom of the role playing genre, was asked for his thoughts on it.

"Can't wait. 3.5 is the best but 5th edition sounds very fun, then again anything has to be better than 4th edition.... They rolled a 1 when they made that one."

Theron has buried 4th edition in interviews before, so this came as no surprise to our anonymous source. Theron reportedly has already reserved a copy of the 5th edition handbooks to purchase at the local gaming shop in Stephenville Texas despite his busy schedule as a wrestler.

 

[Lee]

After securing a contract to WZCW wrestling, Australian 'Crocodile' Bruce Irwin had this to say:

"Crikey".

 

[Spidey Revivey]

New Cerberus Hoodies On Sale! Enter Code: HLC3RB5 and get 3% Off!!*

Online
S: $9.99
M: $9.99
L: $9.99

All Women's Sizes: $6.66

+ S&H


Do not cater to sizes over L at this time. If you are ripped, exceptions will be made.



*This is in error. Please do not send in a code unless you wish for Flex "The Monsieur of Muscle" Mussél to arrive at your doorstep ready to work out with you in the most grueling regiment in the world. Seriously, Tae Bo is Paula Deen compared to "The Healthiest Man Alive". You will be facing death. I repeat, DO NOT send us this code. Of course, nobody reads these disclaimers anyways so have fun rethinking your life once 1/3 of the greatest team in the world makes you cry for your mother. Hail Cerberus.

 

[CyberPunk]

WZCW's latest signing, Veejay, made this comment before departing.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

When asked how his arm was doing, Alhazred replied: "What arm?" Then proceeded to eat a bologna sandwich on rye with lettuce, tomatoes, bannana peppers, jalepenos, and cheetohs. Find out later if he had the crusts cut off.

 

[Bagpipes]

Reports of theft are surfacing this afternoon, out of the province of Manitoba, Canada, stemming from an incident involving two Mounted Police Force officers in the city of Winnipeg.

Just after the Wrestlezone Championship Wrestling SuperShow event was hosted at the city's MTS Centre, two officers directing traffic near the arena were allegedly abruptly and forcefully dismounted from their horses by two unnamed assailiants.

Upon striking the ground, the officer's heads were bagged and their ankles bound together with zip ties.

The horses, an albino Thoroughbred named Amaro, and his brother, a black Percheron/Thoroughbred named Zeke, were both allegedly stolen by the attackers.

Police sketches constructed from the descriptions of a lone eye witness depict one man of a darker complection, with shoulder length black hair, dressed in designer jeans and a collared shirt, riding the black horse.

The second suspect, depicted as a white male with a heavier build, was said to be dressed in work pants and a tattered blue sweatshirt as he rode away on the white horse.

According to his statement, the eye witness claimed that the attack lasted less than one minute and upon mounting the horses, the two men rode away in separate directions. The man on the white horse returned to the scene momentarily and appeared to utter some words to the downed officers before riding away once again.

In his written incident report, one of the Winnipeg Mounted Police Force officers claimed that the only spoken exchange between he and his partner and the alleged attackers ocurred when he yelled out where are you going? as he suspected the men were fleeing the scene. One of the men quickly returned to the scene, on horseback, and uttered:

KINGDOM COME

before riding off once again. The downed officers were found physically unharmed nearly 15 minutes after the alleged attack took place.

Winnipeg police are requesting any information involving the alleged attack or the whereabouts of the two assailants, or the stolen horses, be reported directly to the Mounted Police Force office.

 

[ABMorales787]

WZCW Superstar and reigning World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Tastic was unable to compete at the WZCW Supershow this past Sunday due to having bone chips removed from his right elbow and a sprain on the same arm caused by a botched spot at Aftershock's contract signing segment. Recent backstage reports indicate that despite Matt removing his cast live during the event, he may not be 100%.

It's being said that his right arm might be is worse shape than being let on. As such, WZCW has limited Matt's house show roles to inactive ring promos. Should the state of his arm worsen, which might be related to muscle damage, Matt may have to take time off for recovery. He will compete at the main event of Kingdom Come 6 despite this as the fear regarding his health is a potential tear due to unhealing bruising.

Other reports suggest that Matt's rivalry with his superiors might be more than just onscreen issues. Backstage rumors point that Matt has not gained a raise in his payment as far back as becoming Elite X Champion last year. Despite being one of the more prominent talents in the company nowadays, he actually doesn't get payed anymore than rising talents like Cerberus or Theron Daggershield.

We will keep you posted for further developments.

 

[Lee]

Former WZCW champion, mayor of Keystone front runner and five time Oscar winner Titus Avison is obviously in LA for the Oscars.

 

[Dagger Dias]

It has been confirmed that WZCW wrestler Theron Daggershield had ordered a copy of the rare 3 disc special collectors edition of the new album "Endless Forms Most Beautiful" that just got released by Nightwish, the band who wrote his entrance song "Sacrament Of Wilderness". A reliable source asked Theron about his thoughts on the songs to which Theron put the album over stating it was "the best material that the Bards from EveningDream have released in years".

 

[Showtime]

"Showtime" David Cougar views threads. Return imminent.

 

[Dave]

Dave sees that Showtime teases return. *Creams pants*

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Cerberus Makes 24 Best Video Game Dogs List!!!


http://www.dorkly.com/post/73655/which-video-game-dog-is-best


Due to the popularity of WZCW 2K15, a certain duo has graced the Dorkly list. In the category for "Vicious", Cerberus beat out every other canine there ever was. But in the additional "Bad Dog" rank, they were only trumped by Mad Dog McCree (title character), Talbain (Darkstalkers Series), & Zombie Dogs (Resident Evil, Diablo, Black Ops Series), respectively.

When confronted about the esteemed ranking, Ramparte and Flex Mussél had this to say:

Flex: I haven't played the WZCW game yet, but I'm pretty sure my guy could bench press a Zombie Dog. Maybe even a pack. Are dogs still a pack when they're zombies? Or are they a horde?

Ramparte: I don't read Zombie novels, so don't ask me. All I know is I'm happy Cerberus is getting some recognition outside of the company, but I couldn't care less about video games. Children should be on adventures with The Lord of The Flies and explore Animal Farm. Not thumb a button and stare at a screen all day.

The two-time WZCW tag team champions thanked the website for being featured, but pointed out a little harshly that the image depicted was an actual Cerberus dog, the symbol of the team, and not the team themselves, and to "get with the program next time."

 

[John McCass]

The Bookworm is out wandering in Russia as he just posted this pic on Instagram.

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