WZCW Discussion Thread

[Blade]

Next up, the World title match!

Indeed Blade. Defending will be Showtime, one of the best champions we've ever seen.

And the challenger is Steven Holmes, who I believe comes with sweet and sour sauce and a side of fried rice.

Are you just reading off a Chinese menu?

I seem to have misplaced my notes, Blade.

 

[Blade]

Can you believe it Blade?

Incredible scenes, Blade! Celeste comes in, hits Showtime with his own title and Holmes is our new world champion!

A woman who knocks you out, places another man on top of you and then leaves? Sounds like my ex wife!

I hear tha-- Wait, what?

 

[Bernkastel]

Can you believe it Blade?

Incredible scenes, Blade! Celeste comes in, hits Showtime with his own title and Holmes is our new world champion!

A woman who knocks you out, places another man on top of you and then leaves? Sounds like my ex wife!

I hear tha-- Wait, what?

 

[Blade]

What a series of announcements by Bateman! A WZCW hall of fame, a mystery match replacing King for a Day and a number one contenders match for those who have never held the title!

....Did Cohen just call us geeks?

Don't worry about it Blade, he acts out like that because his mother is a notorious crack ****e.

 

[Blade]

Up next we have the Lethal Lottery match! In its previous four installments, a staggering 100 wrestlers have entered!

And a staggering 240 calories!

What, Blade!?

I may be reading that off my Doritos packet.

Still can't find your notes?

Indeed I can't, Blade.

 

[Blade]

El Califa Dragon entered the match followed by El Califa Dragon, then El Califa Dragon eliminated El Califa Dragon, and then there was only one El Califa Dragon, who turned out by Ty Burna.

I think I just had an aneurysm, Blade.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Maybe I didn't read close enough, but something pivotal I asked for either has not happen or did not, hopefully it's just happening later on....

 

[Blade]

Rush is in there and he is dominating!

Rush is, of course, famous for having a heart attack in the middle of the ring in our legendary match with him back at Kingdom Come a few years ago!

And if you want to avoid having a heart attack when you see you next credit card bill, switch to Cred4U!

Are you plugging a credit card company?

I am indeed, Blade!

Are you getting paid for it?

No I am not. That might have been poor negotiating on my behalf.

 

[Blade]

Is that River of Blood that just hit?

Oh, that's my cue, excuse me for a moment...

 

[Shotaro]

Is that River of Blood that just hit?

Oh, that's my cue, excuse me for a moment...

huh, it really was a moment - so many returns tonight.

 

[Harthan]

Is that River of Blood that just hit?

Oh, that's my cue, excuse me for a moment...

We need to do more LD's, just for this.

 

[Blade]

Well that didn't last long.

I have a bruised toenail, the odds were stacked against me.

 

[Blade]

Drake Callahan has won it, ladies and gentlemen in what has been an eventful night to say the least!

Thank you for joining us, this is Blade and Blade signing off and we'll see you again soon!

If the authorities ever let us do this again.

Goodnight!

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Does Blade & Blade want be the official commentators for the next LD?

 

[Bernkastel]

Sucks that Showtime has stepped down, but he's been part of the main bedrock of WZCW for so long that he more than deserves some time off.

 

[Blade]

Does Blade & Blade want be the official commentators for the next LD?

Okay, but this time was a freebie, they expect compensation for their future work.

 

[ABMorales787]

Someone do me a favor and list the returns for me. And tell me who D.C.'s rep is. Hopefully, I can have the updated cards by Monday. Also:

 

[Shotaro]

Someone do me a favor and list the returns for me. And tell me who D.C.'s rep is. Hopefully, I can have the updated cards by Monday. Also:

Howard, Kravinoff, Ty Burna, Blade, Derek Jacobs, DC's rep is Jeff Hardy.

 

[Bernkastel]

Someone do me a favor and list the returns for me. And tell me who D.C.'s rep is. Hopefully, I can have the updated cards by Monday. Also:

IIRC DC, Blade, Jacobs, Howard, and Kavinoff. DC's avatar is Jeff Hardy.

 

[ABMorales787]

Thanks.

Damn, that's a lot of people.

 

[Dave]

Man, that's a sweet video KJ. Can't wait to see your return.

 

[Dirk]

Wow, this PPV was more fun than anything WWE since TLC 2010! Including TNA's BFG from last year.

 

[ABMorales787]

Man, that's a sweet video KJ. Can't wait to see your return.

I wanted to come back for the Lottery but I was told lots of other guys were coming back so opted to save it for later. Not to mention the only chance to write an RP I had was on one day when flying to Cali. But I'm free now.

 

[Coco]

I think my shit is weak and my RPing is rusty, but here's my return promo for the three people who may be interested in reading it:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4459939#post4459939

Glad to be back. Bit jealous of Alhazred and Krypto though, show-stealers that they are.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Glad to be back. Bit jealous of Alhazred and Krypto though, show-stealers that they are.

Good to see you know who runs things now.