WZCW Discussion Thread

[Prince Vee]

But I wanna be a dick.

If you're taking that sword out, don't worry mate, I'll be your shield

 

[M]

I consider myself my own god. At least that's what I wrote to get out of forced religion class when I was 7.

Less than 5 hours until Australian Christmas. Wooo. Fun fact: I got presents from both my parents and Santa until this month when I got told otherwise. Pretty good haul over the years heheh.

 

[NSL]

But I wanna be a dick.

Then go 'head and be a dick lol No one's stopping you

 

[Hyorinmaru]

But I wanna be a dick.

Just tell people Jesus wasn't born on Dec 25th and the early church put it there to coincide with the Pagan celebration of Yule.

 

[Prince Vee]

I just am going to wear new pair of clothes and put my fake face on and be like "Yay Merry Christmas"

 

[NSL]

Merry Christmas, fuckers

 

[NSL]

Ahh crap I just realised I didn't make a rep for Cain the Butler. Just imagine him as a six foot six tall version of the monopoly man, minus top hat but add a bit of a belly

So...Col. Sanders?

 

[M]

Sanders wears a different suit and has a different hairstyle. Yeesh.

 

[NSL]

Sanders wears a different suit and has a different hairstyle. Yeesh.

The suit is different only in color. The hairstyle could be corrected with some Photoshop, I'd assume, but I have neither Photoshop nor a computer to try it out.

EDIT: If the beret could be removed, Jamie Hyneman is another option, perhaps.

 

[M]

Jamie is nothingggggg like the monopoly man, man

It's just easier to say taller, fatter, hatless monopoly man than somehow photoshopping a colonel sanders photo through mobile. I mean I am pretty freaking amazing at Photoshop, but since I'm in the family room unwrapping Christmas presents at the moment, I didn't want to bother. 15 pairs of socks by the way, that's fucking epic.

 

[NSL]

Jamie is nothingggggg like the monopoly man, man

It's just easier to say taller, fatter, hatless monopoly man than somehow photoshopping a colonel sanders photo through mobile. I mean I am pretty freaking amazing at Photoshop, but since I'm in the family room unwrapping Christmas presents at the moment, I didn't want to bother. 15 pairs of socks by the way, that's fucking epic.

Jamie is bald with glasses that look like a pair of monocles, and has the epic mustache. But yes, a photoshopped Col. Sanders seems like the best route.

Enjoy your Christmas!

 

[M]

Jamie is bald with glasses that look like a pair of monocles, and has the epic mustache. But yes, a photoshopped Col. Sanders seems like the best route.

Enjoy your Christmas!

Jamie seems too nice. I needed more of a "kind older guy who you just know is really pure evil on the inside" feel and that's total monopoly man vibes. Could make the case for Sanders fitting that mould, but now I think I'd rather leave it to your own

IMAGINATION​

Merry Christmas to you too Nissle.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's always irks me how many Christians [I live in the Bible belt, so I know quite a few of them. I myself grew up in the church] won't celebrate Halloween because it's paganism, but they lose their shit along with everyone else for Christmas.

 

[Dagger Dias]

For a Swedish which is the biggest festive? Christmas or the Mid-Summer, where mysteriously every girls get their Virginity back or something.

I'm actually not sure, we didn't celebrate Mid-Summer in my family growing up. We'd sometimes do it with get-togethers with local groups my parents were involved with who wanted to do Swedish traditions as Americans and they did that for maybe 5 different years, none of which were consecutive. All were random years.

I know for sure one was when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade because we had an after-party afterwards at our house with one of the other families, I had pizza with the two sons of the other family and we played Final Fantasy 4 in my room, it was after that came out and before FF6 was out, so had to be 1993-1994. Another year was when I was in 7th or 8th grade. All I remember from that year was some grouchy old man who didn't want to do the "little frogs" dance around the pole. A kid asked him what everyone was doing and he angrily responded "I dunno their dancing around the pole like donkeys, or whatever the heck a grodina is" (Små grodorna is the name of the song and the people were singing it in Swedish, so he got not only got the word "grodorna" wrong but also its meaning. I remember laughing at him thinking it was donkeys. There was good food too lots of cheese and summer sausage.

Drawing a blank otherwise though. It must not have been a big deal to my parents. For my parents, Christmas was the bigger deal.

 

[Prince Vee]

I'm actually not sure, we didn't celebrate Mid-Summer in my family growing up. We'd sometimes do it with get-togethers with local groups my parents were involved with who wanted to do Swedish traditions as Americans and they did that for maybe 5 different years, none of which were consecutive. All were random years.

I know for sure one was when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade because we had an after-party afterwards at our house with one of the other families, I had pizza with the two sons of the other family and we played Final Fantasy 4 in my room, it was after that came out and before FF6 was out, so had to be 1993-1994. Another year was when I was in 7th or 8th grade. All I remember from that year was some grouchy old man who didn't want to do the "little frogs" dance around the pole. A kid asked him what everyone was doing and he angrily responded "I dunno their dancing around the pole like donkeys, or whatever the heck a grodina is" (Små grodorna is the name of the song and the people were singing it in Swedish, so he got not only got the word "grodorna" wrong but also its meaning. I remember laughing at him thinking it was donkeys. There was good food too lots of cheese and summer sausage.

Drawing a blank otherwise though. It must not have been a big deal to my parents. For my parents, Christmas was the bigger deal.

I can understand that haha. We tried to celebrate Diwali in England by lighting different types of candle all around the house. We were being looked like pyromaniacs Just kidding. People around us joined reckoning its something new and cool. But the native British were never a fan of it. They don't fancy the Indian festivals. People who weren't the native British always joined us in almost all Indian festivals. Sweet memories. :3

 

[Prince Vee]

Feedback up for Yaz and Jammy

 

[ABMorales787]

You foreigners are weird. I'll stick to having Christmas twice a year and having holidays 'till mid-January.

 

[Prince Vee]

You foreigners are weird. I'll stick to having Christmas twice a year and having holidays 'till mid-January.

Oh I reckon you presumed it all wrong. I don't celebrate Christmas just because I'm an atheist. I had been in two different cultures, yet I never enjoyed any of these celebrations. The only thing I fancy about these festival season is that, the get-togethers. I love spending time with the kids, playing silly games and whiling time away ^^

 

[ABMorales787]

I was being sarcastic.

 

[Prince Vee]

Ah, con of being a foreigner and a nerd, I don't decipher sarcasm that easily :-/

 

[CyberPunk]

Here we are half an hour away from Christmas. This year gift giving has been fun, especially Secret Santa at office.

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm half-foreign so imagine my level of confusion.

 

[Prince Vee]

Clearly understood mate

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Merry Xmas folks.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Merry Christmas