Hmm Alhazred getting shaved by a robot dick...there's something to this. Something about a robot dick razor shaving Alhazred's moustache and soul patch slowly and both of them just sitting there as serious as possible like this is something normal and happens every day and that everyone else does.
I don't even know if we could get to the ball shaving part and still keep it SFW.
Paraphrased... "SHIT ran its tool down Alhazred's course stubble, stroke after stroke it repeated the action until the task was done and it was spent."
I dunno, looks clean enough to me, sort of artistic and a metaphor for life and wrestling or something.