I swear to Christ/Buddha/Allah/Yahweh/Sun Tzu that I will never do computer work for these people again.
I bring their PC back from the absolute brink, only for some of their default settings to not be exactly like they were before, and they demand that I clean out the inside of their PC every time I look at it.
Fuck them seriously. Canned air isn't cheap and I don't own an air compressor. I'm gonna fix their little idiosyncrasies one last time and I'm never doing work for them again. Don't act like a bitch towards me because I can flat out refuse to help you.
With that off my chest, off to match writing.
I read this and Space Balls was the first thing to go through my mind.

Anyway. Meltdown is done and will be up in just a bit.