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All or Nothing 2013
Date: February 25, 2013
Location: WZCW Arena, Parts Unknown, Kansas
Commentators: Sebastian Copeland, Jack Cohen, Catherine Connors
So this is another one of those companies that I've heard a lot about but have somehow managed to avoid over the years. Basically all I know coming into this are the names of a few people and some of the creative team that pesters me for plugs on my site every now and then. Apparently this is one of those free PPVs that they run occasionally which is an oxymoron as there's no actual PAYING involved in this PAY per view but what can you expect from a bunch of OCW knockoffs?
Anyway, I'm basically going into this show blind as I have no idea who is who or what is going on. Granted that's what got me into Heroes of Wrestling so maybe this is a dumb idea. The PPV is already up late which makes me want my money back already. There's even a freaking pre-show to get through too. I have no idea who any of the wrestlers are, what any of the feuds/stories are, what any of the matches are or what to expect here. I'm also in a bad mood so this could get interesting. Let's get to it.
We open the show with........an apology. Great, now I'm already having flashbacks to ECW when Paul Heyman would apologize because he couldn't get his boys out of jail had new matches to reward his loyal fans with. Another bad sign: the female commentator is reading off a teleprompter that you can see reflected in her glasses and the word apologize is misspelled in her script.
Apparently some guy wanted the show to start late and gets his way around here. Why wasn't I given this offer too? It's something about Australia (SEE??? I TOLD YOU THEY WERE RIPPING OFF OCW!) and a guy in My Little Pony gear (strike one) named Falcon. Suddenly I have a desire to see him punch someone. Some fans freak out when the camera pans up there, which makes me think either this guy is universally hated or the announcers are piping their words in through the PA system ala World Wrestling All-Stars, another company that frequented Australia back around the start of the new millennium.
The door opens up and Falcon is beaten down for his actions by the fans. So let me get this straight: the fans are mad about a show being late so they beat down the guy who caused it, making the show start EVEN LATER? Also if this is a pre-show, how mad can they be? The show isn't supposed to have started yet, so why do they need to be angry? More ECW similarities: ticked off fans that probably didn't pay to get in.
Their theme song is Ready to Roll by Jet Black Stare. Good song, but now they're ripping off WWE (theme to Summerslam 08) as well. We're not even on the show yet and they've copied WWA, OCW, ECW and WWE. What do I have to do to get some NWA Hollywood in here?
Oh apparently that's the song of a guy named Vance Bateman, who is GM of Ascension....whatever that is. Apparently everyone that paid to watch the PPV gets a refund because of the delay. Great, so now everyone is like me. Uh....yeah great. Anyway the fans are happy, even though they're watching the show and not the PPV feed so they shouldn't get a refund but whatever.
Bateman talks about something called the Ratings Spike (OCW legend Rusty's finishing move) which I guess is a talk show hosted by a guy named Austin Reynolds. The fans cheer for him so he's over I guess. Apparently there's going to be a battle royal before the show.
We see Falcon being dragged out and thrown into a garbage can. Even money says he plays a roll later tonight. We're actually getting started now. Oh wait there's an opening video first. We get graphics of the matches....no names but graphics nonetheless along with any appropriate stipulations. I will say this: it's been a long time since I've seen a show with an alien on the roster (although I have seen it before). Now it's repeating after just thirty seconds with over three minutes to go. This is going to be a REALLY long night isn't it? I'll be watching Rocky and Bullwinkle until this gets done.
We get another video (what happened to STARTING THE SHOW?) from earlier today with some guy named Krypto (thank you hand name graphic. Is that in case he gets lost and needs to tell someone his name?) walking through a parking lot and holding a cardboard box. He shouts to someone named Myles about setting up a spaceship for later and we pan over to see presumably Myles directing a truck. Apparently the cardboard box is the ship but Myles isn't pleased.
The truck stops and Myles throws open the door. He talks about some mentor program that Krypto was in with Bateman and a guy named Dave. Apparently Krypto did well in it so tonight, Myles is giving him a treat: whatever is in the truck! Krypto gives him a hug and is called a freak for his efforts. Ok then.
It's time for the Ratings Spike (and time for me to see my lawyers about a copyright suit) and here's Austin Reynolds. He's the Ratings Winner apparently. Wouldn't a better name for him be the Ratings Spike because he makes them spike? A show is usually called a ratings winner, not a person. Austin grabs a mic and thanks the fans for a warm welcome home reception. Apparently he's in the main event tonight against David Cougar (cue porn music) and Constantine (cool name, and only the second name taken from DC Comics in 10 minutes) despite being gone for awhile.
Reynolds talks about being the best and longest (I'm guessing he means longest reigning because he's only about 6'0. Maybe it's a midgets title?) Elite X Champion ever (sounds cruiserweighty) but the current champion claims to be better instead. But we're not going to talk about the current champion (whoever that may be. We'll call him Gus). Instead, here's the current champion's opponent for later tonight: Celeste Crimson.
She comes out to Pantera so at least this isn't a total loss. Austin gives her the Are You Ready treatment (the Attitude Era section of my brain hurts from the conflict of character and catchphrase) and Crimson confirms that she is indeed ready. Unfortunately they don't copy the occasional flash that female DX fans would give at that point but you can't win them all I guess.
Celeste is still talking when she's cut off by Nirvana music. That would be the music of one Sam Smith who has a big belt with an X on it. I think you can fit the pieces together on this one yourselves. Smith talks about being the real talent here and that he doesn't need this title to prove that.
Celeste is another no name that he'll beat as champion. He has more to say but the no name cuts him off, asking him to shut up. Celeste says come out here and do it right now because there's already a referee here. I'm guessing she means Austin, so he's a referee and not wrestling tonight? Makes sense, although his promo implied he was wrestling. Celeste says she'll win tonight and that's about it.
We get a commercial for elephant ear wax remover. On a PPV? Seriously?
Back from a break (now minus 19.95 because they offered the power adapter for the wax remover free) with some chick named Stacey and a guy named Triple X (add TNA to the rip off list). Before she can ask anything though, Triple X is jumped by some dude we can't see a good shot of. He destroys X and rams him into a wall for good measure before saying that was too easy. We pan over and see a guy named Stephen Holmes who shakes the mystery man's hand. Apparently the mystery man's name is Erik. Good enough.
Battle Royal
Jimmy Flynn, Sandy Deserts, Mister Alhazred, Connor Reese, Ricky Runn, Dustin Hunter, Thrash, Brent Blaze
This is billed as the main event of the pre-show. Don't you need more than one match to have a main event? Anyway the winner gets in something called Lethal Lottery (check off WCW on the list of companies. You knew it was coming). After another break (this one for Pepsi which is a step down in my eyes) we're going at it and I have no idea who anyone but Flynn is.
Everyone goes at it as you would expect them to in a battle royal. According to Rebecca the chick is named Sandy and she gets a guy named All Hazard (what kind of a name is that?) to the apron. Is that....is that a Nintendo Power Glove? I know my favorite now! Either way it goes upside Sandy's head and All Hazard is back inside. Thrash is down on the mat as Blaze and Hunter (thank you good announcers for giving me an idea who these people are) hit a nice double suplex on Flynn.
Some big dude named Reese has a camel clutch on Runn. Ok so apparently this Reese guy isn't that smart. Noted. Hunter chokes Thrash to no avail but as Thrash (apparently a rocker) throws him off, Hunter pulls him down to the floor, accidentally eliminating himself in the process. Hunter decks Thrash on his way out so I'm guessing he's a heel. Back in the ring, All Hazard is playing with the Glove but gets glitter bombed for his efforts, allowing Sandy to hit a sweet spin kick to the face to get us down to five.
Elsewhere Blaze sizes up Flynn but Reese launches Blaze at Flynn instead, sending Blaze to the apron. After the poor cat is skinned, Flynn blasts Blaze in the face with an elbow to get us to four, but Reese makes it three with an elimination of Flynn that draws a gasp from the crowd. So we're down to Sandy, Reese and Runn for the spot in the Lethal Lottery. Sandy tries to jump Reese but gets snapmared down and kicked in the head for her troubles. Nice to see the man on woman rule doesn't exist here.
Runn gets back up and charges at Reese, taking him down with a nice neckbreaker. He goes up top for something and....breaks the ring. Well that's not good. The crowd, which was complaining about being delayed earlier, cheers at the damage which will cause further delays. Some referees come out to fix things and declare that this is now an over the middle rope battle royal. Well at least we don't have to worry about someone stepping over the down top rope for a cheap finish. Sandy tries to pound on Reese but he easily shoves her to the edge of the ring and out to the floor, getting us down to Reese vs. Runn.
Speaking of Runn he charges in with a rana to send Reese flying but whatever he was trying by grabbing Reese's arm is countered. Reese gets in a shot to the ribs and loads up what appears to be a sleeper. He drags Runn over to the ropes but Runn hangs on in a last ditch effort. Reese lets go of the hold and charges (like I said, this guy isn't too bright. You NEVER charge in a battle royal), only to be tripped up and sent...not all the way to the floor.
Reese hangs on by his feet in a cool looking visual but Runn can't follow up at the moment. Reese gets back to his feet in the ring but walks into a shot to the face. Runn fires off a spear, sending both guys out to the floor at the same time. Yep we've got a double elimination.
Rating: D+. I'm not a fan of battle royals for the most part and this one was rather dull until the ending. Reese and Runn had good chemistry together and their part was by far the best. The other six people didn't need to exist for the most part, which is genuinely the case in battle royals. Still though, this was free and it's hard to complain about something that you didn't have to pay for. That ring rope breaking isn't a good sign though, as it would make me as a prospective buyer leery of paying these guys for something.
Time for the actual show.
We get a nice video with a voiceover talking about how there are winners and losers in life, set over shots of wrestlers in the matches tonight. Standard stuff but well done.
Mikey Stormrage vs. Mason Westhoff
Mikey appears to be a 20 something post college guy who would fit in in a big city. Westhoff on the other hand is a rather chilling individual from Arkansas. I'm getting a Mordecai vibe from him, which is either awesome or REALLY bad depending on who you ask. Westhoff has a manager named Gran Mystique with him and apparently if Mikey wins, he gets to face Mystique in a cage tonight. This is part of an ongoing feud with Mason's Sacrificial Altar. Westhoff has to remove his priestly garb and we're ready to go.
We're ready to go in a hurry too with Mason charging at Mikey who is fine with starting like this. They slug it out with Mikey getting the better of it, only to get poked in the eyes to stop him cold. Well likely warm given the physical nature of wrestling but you get the idea. Mason takes a quick breath and goes after Stormrage, only to get taken to the mat and pummeled even more. The crowd is hot tonight and they're WAY into Mikey here.
The referee finally pulls Mikey off of Mason to give the priestly dude a breather. Mikey charges into the corner, but just like in the preshow match this proves to be a bad idea. Stormrage hits the buckle and Mason smiles that creepy preacher smile. As is the case with any good heel though, it's premature and Mikey spears him into the corner for some HARD shoulders to the ribs. A big belly to belly from the rotund Stormrage gets two and he motions to Mystique of how close it was.
Mason pops back up and hits an impressive powerslam on Mikey to shift the momentum and things slow down a bit. A big clothesline gets two for Westhoff but more importantly Stormrage is clearly getting winded. Mason hits a top rope clothesline for no cover as he flies up to the top for a backsplash. That gets two more but Westhoff is smiling anyway. He loads up a spear (apparently called Divine Intervention. It's clear why these are the top level commentators), only to get taken down by a fat man cross body.
Both guys are down and Westhoff is in pain. The referee actually does his job for once and checks on him, but like any good manager, Mystique pops up on the apron to try to do some cheating. Mikey grabs him by the head and loads up a right hand, only to get blasted in the face by some red mist. Westhoff miraculously pops up and spears Mikey down for the pin.
Rating: C-. Good choice for an opener here but they didn't have a long enough time in between the start and the finish. Mason's style is odd for someone of his character as well, given that he's a villain that wrestles like a face. Maybe it's just the nature of the gimmick, but he comes off as someone that would wrestle a lot slower than he did here. Still though, hot opener and the fans were digging it which is the right idea.
Post match Mystique gets a mic and says we're not done yet. Geez I hope not. We're ten minutes into a show. That would be a pretty lame PPV. Anyway, the lights go out until a spotlight shines on Mikey, who is alone in the ring. As the lights come back up, we see the cage has lowered around him but Mystique is inside with him. That's a fast cage. Mystique runs down Mikey, talking about how Mikey got rid of Jacobs (presumably the member of the Altar) but has failed James Howard (I'm guessing Mikey's injured partner) tonight.
Mystique threatens to destroy Stormrage as well which is enough to make Mikey snap. He jumps to his feet but walks into a shot from the microphone to the face. To Mystique's chagrin, it has no effect whatsoever, much like the second shot. Mikey erupts on Mystique in the corner with right hands and a set of avalanches. He looks to set up GAME OVER (World's Strongest Slam) but Mason is climbing the cage. Stormrage makes the eternal mistake of the good guys: he drops the other man without injuring him first. Even money says that's going to come back to haunt him.
Westhoff dives at Mikey but the gamer pulls a Samoa Joe and just steps to the side, sending Mason crashing down into the mat. I love that move. In the confusion though, Mystique escapes the cage door and Mikey is frustrated. That frustration is taken out by a four walled Oklahoma GAME OVER (old school fans will get the meaning of that) to lay out Westhoff and pop the crowd huge.
We go to the back to see world champion Showtime David Cougar (I'm guessing this is the Dave mentioned in the preshow. If not that's a bad writing team) getting ready for later.
Mayhem Title: Krypto vs. Vega
Krypto is an alien and this is a flying saucer match. Well that's stacking the deck a bit isn't it? I think this is their hardcore title and that this is a casket match but with a spaceship instead of a casket. Oh and Vega is defending. Krypto comes through the crowd as we hear about him winning a mentor program and getting a title match here tonight as a result. Vega is the heel here, making Krypto more like E.T. than say the Predator. As Vega gets in the ring, the lights go out again. I know you guys are low level but PAY YOUR FREAKING BILLS!
Oh wait it's because we have a spaceship over the stage now. After it lands, a door opens up and a ramp extends from it with ominous green light inside the ship. According to the announcer, indeed it's like a casket match. They stare each other down out of the corner before circling the ring for a bit. Vega gets into a boxing stance ala Jim Brown from Mars Attacks! Krypto isn't sure what's going on so Vega takes the advantage to pound away on the challenger, punching him into the corner.
The beating continues for a few moments until the champion is gassed. That's not a good sign this early in the match, but then again hardcore wrestlers aren't really wrestlers most of the time. Krypto uses the breather to dropkick Vega's knee out before rolling to the floor. I'm guessing following up isn't an alien tradition. Instead he heads outside and grabs a chair which he blasts Vega with as the champion tries to come to the floor. Another chair shot to the back puts Vega down and there's a knee drop onto the chair onto Vega's head.
We now begin the long process of a small (yet still the heavier of the two) alien pulling the champion towards the stage. It's WAY too early for that though and Vega kicks Krypto away. A quick suplex puts Krypto down on the floor but Vega is too banged up to immediately follow up. After pulling himself up to the apron, Vega his a short range missile dropkick to send Krypto into the barricade. The fans cheer for Krypto, which makes sense assuming he understands English. If not, these fans might have just started an intergalactic war. You always knew it would be the wrestling fans.
Despite still being hurt, Vega gets to his feet first and lifts up the metal steps in a surprising display of strength for someone his size. Vega drops the steps down onto Krypto's leg and the alien is in trouble. The champion throws Krypto up onto his shoulder and climbs back onto the steps. He loads Krypto into a fireman's carry for something devastating but the green one escapes and shoves Vega down to the floor. A big rana sends Vega back first into the barricade and momentum shifts again.
Krypto is up to his feet first and looks at the ship with a smiel on his face. Instead of going after Vega or going towards the ship, he finds a well placed ladder under the ring. Quick question: do the wrestlers themselves put those under there? Is there a designated area for each person's weapons area? Is there a line to put them in? It's a rather odd image. Anyway, the top of the ladder goes into Vega's injured midsection and the champion tries to crawl away. The problem for him is he crawls up towards the stage as Krypto pounds away with the ladder even more.
Vega staggers towards the ship but falls down on the way there from the pain. He begs off from Krypto, earning himself a ladder shot to the head. Apparently the alien is rather vicious as well. I wonder if he's related to Sid. They're both clearly not from this planet. Krypto leans the ladder against the ship but an elbow to the back of the head sends him staggering down. Vega climbs up the ladder for no apparent reason and is followed by the challenger.
They slug it out on top of the ladder with Krypto getting the better of it. He drags Vega to the edge of the ship and hits a BIG kick to the head to send Vega falling back down to the stage. Vega is busted open as Krypto throws him into the saucer but he blocks the door from being closed. Krypto is shoved backwards and Vega is able to get out. The champion is busted open but still manages to duck another roundhouse kick and puts Krypto in a triangle choke. The alien is out cold and after the Killswitch in the saucer, Vega finally closes the door to retain the title.
Rating: C. Nice brawl here but the main issue comes down to the way Vega fights. He weighs 175 and he uses the same move that a guy like Ryback uses? Anyway, the alien idea was cute and it's something that would get over very easily if it could actually be done today. The match itself wasn't bad either, although I would have expected more mayhem in a match for the Mayhem Championship.
The spaceship floats away.
XXX may not be able to fight tonight due to the pre-show attack.
Elite X Title: Celeste Crimson vs. Sam Smith
Smith is defending and is the only male in this match. This is the Cruiserweight Title I'm assuming. Smith takes his time to get to the ring as he is indeed a rather cocky heel. He grabs a mic and talks about how awesome he is at stopping people on hot streaks as he apparently did to XXX recently. Crimson's music cuts him off though and we're ready to go. Actually we're not as Smith says cut her music and demands that she come down to the ring in silence. Crimson doesn't move so Smith says that she's “typical of her gender.” Oh you know it's on now. Actually it takes a few more insults but NOW it's on.
Crimson tackles Smith to the mat and pounds away at the champion's face. He tries to get up the ramp but Crimson is right there waiting to slam his head into the apron and throw him back in for the opening bell. Back in and Smith tries to run, only to get pulled into a cradle suplex for no cover. A belly to belly suplex sets up rolling Germans as the champion is in big trouble early. Crimson hooks an Octopus Hold and pounds away on the ribs but Smith says he won't give up to a girl.
Celeste cranks even harder but tries to sink the hold in just a bit too deep, allowing Smith to hip toss her down to break things up. Crimson gets back up but walks into a high kick and a side slam to put her back down. A shot to the chick's knee puts her in position. For kicks to the head I mean you freaking perverts. Anyway a DDT puts Crimson on the mat and Smith stomps away on the knee, setting up a heel hook.
Smith has the hold in pretty deep but Celeste tries to kick away. That goes badly too as Smith grabs the legs and tries a Sharpshooter, only to get kicked away again. Back up and Celeste hits a superkick followed by a DDT to put him down twice. A standing moonsault gets no cover as Celeste loads up the Spirit Crushing spin kick, only to walk into a desperation spinebuster to put both people down. Smith knocks her out again with a falcon's arrow and a GTS makes night fall on Crimon's title hopes.
Rating: C. For a submission chick, Crimson didn't have that many submission attempts in this match. The ending was the logical conclusion as the physical strength caught up with her at the end. This was a nice little fast paced match, although I'm getting a bit tired of hearing about people holding insert body part here in pain. Mix up the wording a little bit. Also, three matches in, three heel wins. This is kind of depressing.
The guy named Erik from earlier on won't let Steven Holmes be interviewed. We've got a bodyguard on our hands here.
The Empire vs. Barbosa/S.H.I.T.
We're going to call the last of those four Ed instead of making me type all that stuff out. The Empire is Justin Cooper and Alex Bowen and I'm thinking this is a grudge match. Ed appears to be uh.....a robot. He's on the face team of course because he's....a robot. The announcers talk about Barbosa and Ed nearly dying at Unscripted. Apparently it's not important enough to go into detail but I guess those aren't in the script. You may now pause for a rimshot.
Bowen and Barbosa start things off with Alex jumping him from behind. Ed tries to be a cheating robot but can't stop Alex from kicking away at the leg of the robot partner. Alex pounds away at Barbosa's face, only to miss a clothesline and walk into one of Barbosa's own. An STO is broken up by Alex but he gets caught by a running knee to the ribs to put him down again. He lands in his own corner though and it's off to Justin for the first time.
Another shot to the knee of Barbosa slows him down and Justin loads up a DDT, only to be driven into the wrong corner. Barbosa must have been watching his old Rick Rude tapes. Off to Ed who tries the Punk knee/bulldog combo in the corner, getting the typical Punk result of a blocked bulldog. That doesn't get Justin much relief as a series of clothesline sends Cooper out to the floor. The heels start to walk out, only to have Barbosa give chase. Apparently the Empire is smarter than most heels though as they catch Barbosa coming in with a double hip toss. Nice work there.
Ed goes up to help his partner but gets picked off by Cooper, starting a brawl to bring the two legal men back to the ring. Alex pounds on Barbosa at the top of the stage as Ed loads grabs Justin by the neck. A suplex is broken up by the returning Alex though and Justin takes over with a jawbreaker. After some cheating from the floor by Bowen, he comes in legally but allows Justin to drop a series of elbows. Bowen follows with a nice slingshot legdrop for two.
The heels double team a bit more as the referee has no problem with letting the two of them be in the ring against Ed at once. Barbosa is still recovering and isn't off ordering zucchini in case you were wondering. Off to a hammerlock of all things by Cooper but Ed counters into one of his own, followed by a German for two. Off to Bowen but he can't pick up Ed for a piledriver because he's uh........a robot.
Ed backdrops his way out of danger (Will Robinson!) and Barbosa comes back down to block a tag off to Justin. He pulls Cooper down to the floor and hits a BIG suplex to send him into the crowd. Ed uses the distraction to pop back up and hit a neckbreaker out of the corner to take Bowen out. Hot tag brings in Barbosa who hits four straight DDTs (thank goodness this isn't War Zone) to scramble Bowen's brains a bit.
Instead of covering though Barbosa picks him up for the Doppleganger (a lifting piledriver from behind). Here's Justin with a chair but like a schmuck he charges at Barbosa, only to get low bridged out to the floor. In an odd ending, Ed tags himself in and hits a Doppleganger of his own for the pin on Bowen.
Rating: C. Basic tag match here which worked well enough. I'm not sure if there's a reason these teams are fighting or why Ed finished things the way he did, but at least the match was entertaining while it lasted. Barbosa made me think of pirates if nothing else and that's cool enough to make for an interesting match.
Barbosa stares at Ed but it doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
Constantine, the leader of the Empire, is getting ready in the back.
Here are Holmes and Erik for their third appearance tonight. Holmes has a briefcase with him which he presents to Erik, revealing a lot of money. Well that clears some things up. Apparently there was a bounty involved. Ok then. Holmes says that since XXX has been taken out, apparently he gets to be #1 contender by default. Steven looks to Erik and says that he's familiar with this guy, because Erik is his brother. The money was payment for taking out XXX, but some music implies that Steven may need a refund. With the help of Big Dave, XXX makes his way out and we're ready to go.
Triple X vs. Steven Holmes
The winner is #1 contender. Before we get going though, Erik is ejected from ringside. Steven FREAKS at the prospect of his brother being sent to the back like any good heel would. X goes to the middle of the ring to fight, only to have Holmes keep just out of his reach. It's clear that X can barely stand up, so Holmes picks off X's leg. X fires off an enziguri out of nowhere and you can almost hear him groan. He can't follow up though so Holmes is up to his feet first. Holmes is also the first to go flying through the air as he charges into a backdrop, sending him over the top and out to the floor.
Somehow X busts out a HUGE dive to take Holmes out before nearly collapsing onto the announce table. Back in and X tries to charge at Holmes in the corner, only to hit only buckles and ropes. X jumps to the top but has to catch his balance, allowing Holmes to get underneath him for an electric chair position. X keeps up the speed though and hooks a victory roll for two. A small package gets the same so Holmes elbows him in the face to buy himself some time. X snaps right back into things with a schoolboy for his third near fall in just a few seconds.
Holmes misses a charge in the corner and gets his head kicked off to stagger him a bit. A DDT (popular move tonight) gets two on Steven so X hits the Black Out. He loads up X-Rated but only hits Holmes in the chest, reinjuring his leg in the process. A missed dropkick makes it even worse for X and Holmes goes after the injury, dropping knees on the knee and hooking a basic leg lock. Holmes lets go of the hold to laugh evily. Ok that's awesome.
A neckbreaker puts X right back down but Holmes picks him back up for a suplex. Another suplex puts X down again and the pain is getting to him even more now. Off to a full nelson by Steven but he can't get a submission. Like any good villain, instead of holding on until X blacks out, Holmes loses patience and tries a dragon suplex, only to get rolled up for two for X. Holmes loses it and stomps away at X before regaining his composure and loading up a suplex. X snaps off a rana out of nowhere to send Holmes further into madness.
Steven charges into the corner, only to meet a pair of boots to the face. Another charge misses X in the corner completely and a backbreaker from X puts Holmes down again. With nothing else to lose, X loads up the Firefly (flippies!) but crashes down onto the mat below with no Holmes lettuce to complete the flippy sandwich. A piledriver is enough to pin the carcass that used to be X.
Rating: B-. I was getting into this one and the story worked very well. It's a classic which is going to work no matter how many times you tell it, but not having X win was probably the right call. It would make Holmes look very weak to lose here as X was almost done for from the opening bell. On top of that, Erik would look like a buffoon and you don't want that on the first appearance for a character. Good stuff here and the best match of the show, although a submission might have been a better ending with X blacking out (get it?) from the pain.
Matt Tastic says that even though Rush has powerbombed him time after time, Matt has kept getting up. Tonight he's going to do whatever it takes to get the Eurasian Title and be a champion of the people everywhere. The fans seem to like this guy.