WZ Court-Case #1

[klunderbunker]

Ace, your reply?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

First let me define the word Juggalo and give you the origin of the name.

A Juggalo (male or female) or Juggalette (more commonly used for a female) is a member of the fanbase of the Michigan hip hop group Insane Clown Posse and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records, much like the Deadheads are for Grateful Dead, or the Kiss Army is for Kiss. Much of the predominant philosophy of the group stems from the Dark Carnival, a fictional mythology that was carried as a theme in six Insane Clown Posse albums known as the 6 Joker's Cards.
Also characteristic of the Juggalos is devotion to the inexpensive soft drink Faygo, popularized by Insane Clown Posse.


Name origin: . In 1993, during a live performance of the song "The Juggla" from the album Carnival of Carnage, Bruce addressed the audience as Juggalos, and the positive response resulted in the group using the word thereafter.[4]

Here's a song that everyone should listen to.
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MMFCL

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey, your closing statement?

 

[Tim]

That is a fucking shit singer/s.

Electric Chair!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Did you hear the lyrics? Homies Homies over and over again. The line that says "If you don't like me you can f*ck off". Does that sound kosher to you. Violence is all over that song. Many others as well. Juggalo's quite possibly might be the biggest gang in the world. Hoodlums and Delinquents. All of them should be locked up....Including Denny Crane. Jury, your Honour. I plead with you to think of the children.

 

[klunderbunker]

Finally, the closing argument from Mr. Denny don't call me Frasier Crane

 

[Harthan]

That is a fucking shit singer/s.

Electric Chair!

Too humane. I support tying the limbs to four different horses, and then startling the horses so they run in four different directions, and let the laws of physics take their course.

 

[Mr. TM]

It seems that Ace has deleted the evidence from the Santion Fan-A-Club of his atrocious lyrics. IF we have a Mod from the zone who can bring it up, you will cleary find him guilty, under punishment of having to listen to Celine Dion... While in Prison.

 

[Lee]

Homie?

Obviously a reference to homosexual, therefore a homophobic remark. Which is banned on the forums.

*now that was a heckle

 

[klunderbunker]

FLUK you earned that mod spot buddy.

 

[Mr. TM]

The Wraith: Shangri-La debuted at #15 on Billboard's Top Independent Albums.[57] In September 2003, Insane Clown Posse was voted the worst band of any musical genre in Blender, with The Wraith: Shangri-La named as the group's worst album.[58] The magazine also gave the album a positive review for its "charming, good-natured idiocy."[59]

From good ol wikipedia.

 

[Lee]

FLUK you earned that mod spot buddy.

Aww shucks. I'd rep if I could, but I have to spread my rep love.

And I'm not a 'real' mod.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I think Mr.Crane knows he is guilty here. If he just turns himself in I am sure that the court will rule in his favor and a lighter sentence.

 

[Mr. TM]

lighter than Celine Dion? Barbra Streisand?

 

[Harthan]

Limp Bizkit. The corporate form of everything he loves.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Every large group of people have fanatics, not all of them are violent. What I wanted people to get from that song was the fact that Juggalo's everywhere are there for each other be it in person or over the internet because everyone has bad days and needs someone to talk to. The line that monkey brought "If you don't like me you can f*ck off". What this line means is that a Juggalo won't change for anyone and if you don't like it then you don't have to hang out with whoever the person is.


As the public face of the Juggalo subculture, Psychopathic Records and Insane Clown Posse have repeatedly denounced violence within the fandom.

That's all I have to say it's now in the hands of the Judge.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll be back with my ruling, right after these commercial messages.

 

[SilentMassacre]

Firing squad?

 

[Tim]

Too quick.

 

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[CCS]

I say death by drowning in a pit of flesh eating piranahas.

 

[Tim]

I'll take 12!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

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[SilentMassacre]

Make him watch Bastion Booger dance.

 

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