WZ Big Brother Season 1

[Spidey Revivey]

Spidey arms himself with a rolling pin and parries A11oftheLights's attacks. Seeing that A11 is obviously good with his wood in the morning, Spidey runs off to scream for help at a hidden camera in the corner of the room. Unbeknownst to him, there is no camera. He managed to find the one place in Big Brother that isn't being monitored.

 

[JamJam]

Spidey arms himself with a rolling pin and parries A11oftheLights's attacks. Seeing that A11 is obviously good with his wood in the morning, Spidey runs off to scream for help at a hidden camera in the corner of the room. Unbeknownst to him, there is no camera. He managed to find the one place in Big Brother that isn't being monitored.

Oh man. You guys are hilarious

And for those who haven't turned in their 3 facts yet, take a look at this post please ---> http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=4914813&postcount=48 If I haven't PM'd you back and you sent in your 3 facts, that means it's good enough for me.

Continue on with the madness. This has been entertaining as hell

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru puts the rolling pins away so he can bake tomorrow.

 

[Lee]

DAY ONE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Will we end up bedding people in this?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Will we end up bedding people in this?

You offering?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

You offering?

[YOUTUBE]FhXz60f0HLU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Cereal Killer]

Fuck I forgot to add the bold part.

Cereal Killer takes his frustration out on hyourinmaru by throwing random shit at him.

Any who, is there anything we're not allowed to do to each other? You know what I mean.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB jumps up on the pool table and starts to sing Switchfoot's Awakening.

There is no pool table, so therefore there is no singing.

 

[JamJam]

Fuck I forgot to add the bold part.

Cereal Killer takes his frustration out on hyourinmaru by throwing random shit at him.

Any who, is there anything we're not allowed to do to each other? You know what I mean.

As long as you guys don't kill each other, that's cool I guess.

You guys are lucky Milenko has been hard at work in the kitchen cooking food. If not, you'd all be starving and suffering from dementia or something......

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Who says some of us don't already have dementia....

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I am so lost on what exactly to do that's productive in the mean time, JAM. Should we start acting like teenagers stirring up drama and shit yet? Will we be sending you PMs of what we think of the other Players, and you post them in here sans Original Posters?

Oh yeah, Spidey burns weird looking leaves and comes to terms with his existence.

 

[M]

M awakes from his slumber to see the chaos in the house. Undeterred, he simply skips over to the fridge, nabs himself an apple, two carrots and a banana before relaxing on a lawn chair and eating his meal.

M believes he should keep away from the craziness until at least the first challenge has begun so he can find out who's actually got dementia and who just really likes beating the shit out of frozen chicken.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru spits in CK's food as he dodges the random shit thrown at him.

Don't fuck with the person cooking the food

 

[A11oftheLights]

A11 hails Hyourinmaru as "the mighty one" in the attempt to get some glorious food, then he wishes he was on Survivor as there would be hot women running around in their underwear or swimsuits as oppossed to Big Brother which is just usually full fat chicks trying to become famous and the one model everyone wants to bang

 

[GI Cake]

Pancake wipes his ass with his WZCW Saboteur trading card.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

A11 hails Hyourinmaru as "the mighty one" in the attempt to get some glorious food, then he wishes he was on Survivor as there would be hot women running around in their underwear or swimsuits as oppossed to Big Brother which is just usually full fat chicks trying to become famous and the one model everyone wants to bang

fat chicks give good head

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Shuffling his newly acquired WZCW cards, Spidey wondered where the faint smell of swag was coming from.

 

[M]

A11 hails Hyourinmaru as "the mighty one" in the attempt to get some glorious food, then he wishes he was on Survivor as there would be hot women running around in their underwear or swimsuits as oppossed to Big Brother which is just usually full fat chicks trying to become famous and the one model everyone wants to bang

M, after looking around at the other contestants, realizes he is the model and shudders accordingly. M will sleep in the diary room from now on.

 

[JamJam]

M, after looking around at the other contestants, realizes he is the model and shudders accordingly. M will sleep in the diary room from now on.

There might be a prize for being the most creative/entertaining with your posts btw

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rated R is drunk as fuck.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller wanders around the house, trying to figure out where all that noise is coming from.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru passes out on the couch after cooking for a bunch of ungrateful fucks all day.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

After a day of sword fighting and playing cards, Spidey settles in the most vacant room in the Big Brother House: The Have-Not Room. Kahlua puts him in a deep sleep.

 

[A11oftheLights]

After seeing spain get eliminated from the World Cup A11 begins to celebrate, except things dont go as planned as he steps on a shard of glass from the smashed whisky bottle, excesseviley swearing he is called to the diary room where he finds M peacefully sleeping