WZ Big Brother Season 1

[Hyorinmaru]

The home audience immediately contacts the FCC once they realize the head Milenko is shaking is not the one on top of his neck.

Lies and Slander.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Fallout thinks to himself all of the Bill Lesnar jokes that could be made.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'll allow cable because the only channels you'll have is the History Channel and Animal Planet, enjoy Oh and there's Wi-Fi in the house but you can only go on specific sites (the not-fun ones). And the Wi-Fi shuts off at 8PM. How sad.

Thriller sits and watches a documentary on the Vietnam War on the History Channel.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Fallout goes on Wrestlezone Forums and views this post, thus causing a paradox.

 

[Blade]

Blade regrets ever agreeing to do this.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB is still laying on the basement floor, likely clinically dead because his housemates won't CALL A FREAKING AMBULANCE.

 

[Blade]

Shouts down to the basement:

You okay, KB?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller is asleep on the couch, as "How It's Made: Paper Clips" failed to hold his attention.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru manages to sync his S4 up to the the tv so we can watch Netflix & internet porn.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Dynamite lingers over Thriller trying to determine the best way to remove the remote from under his body.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller wakes up, hand the remote to Dynamite, and heads for the kitchen to find a snack.

 

[Blade]

Wow. The name Thriller really suits you, huh? Keeping the viewers on the edge of their seat, buddy.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Dynamite thanks Thriller and promptly changes the channel from whatever porn Milenko is watching.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Spidey takes a nature walk. Right as he begins to sing "What A Wonderful World", he is met by adorable woodland creatures who have taken it upon themselves to chime in. Not one for musical animals, he proceeds to scream out "No, this is a solo!" and promptly stabs a squirrel to death with a decapitated stag.

SPIDEY'S DAY, PART 1


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Spidey wakes up, realizes it was all a dream, and tells Dynamite about it because reasons.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Dynamite thanks Thriller and promptly changes the channel from whatever porn Milenko is watching.

no porn at the moment. Netflix

 

[klunderbunker]

KB thinks that his head injuries have given him paranoid delusions. On the plus side, I'm Batman.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Wow. The name Thriller really suits you, huh? Keeping the viewers on the edge of their seat, buddy.

I'll leave the drunkenness and fighting to the Irishman

 

[A11oftheLights]

After finally coming to terms with having possession of Orton's baby oil, A11 hacks the television to allow for the viewing of the World Cup he grabs a slab of Coronas a slab of Budweiser and bottle of vodka along with a mix of lime and blueberry redbulls and orange juice to mix in as he settles in for a big session and prays for a socceroos miracle and also prays that his liver can handle what lies ahead

He cant help but think about the mangled chicken, as he starts to get hungry he searches for some food and finds a perfectly good chicken, not to make the same mistake he crafts himself a couple of chicken sandwiches making none for his fellow housemate before settling back down to enjoy the football

 

[Blade]

I'll leave the drunkenness and fighting to the Irishman

Blade throws his whiskey bottle at Thriller's head. It narrowly misses, smashing against the wall.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Blade throws his whiskey bottle at Thriller's head. It narrowly misses, smashing against the wall.

Thriller grabs two straws so he and Blade can drink the remaining alcohol off the floor.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rated R wakes up, stumbling out of the bedroom and finds KB running around yelling he's batman in the Big Brother basement, which he didn't even know existed since normally there's only a bottom floor and an upstairs. Rated R laughs at KB then decides to go get some rum he demanded the production crew gave him.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Inspired by the courage of his beloved Socceroos, A11 is running on a mix of alcohol adrenaline and minor depression and is willing to fight anyone and everyone he's using anything he can get his hand on for a weapon as he swings a pool cue at the head of Spidey just daring him to fight back

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Fallout laughs at the whiskey drinkers and proceeds to drink from his apple cider can to complete his hypocrisy.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hyourinmaru watches A11 go on a drunken rampage and chuckles.

 

[Cereal Killer]

As KB is still suffering from the side effects of his head injury, Cereal promises to take care of his site, which is allowed given that the boring sites are unblocked.

Cereal Killer then smacks A11 upside the head and refuses to get involved in the current violence and binge drinking, for now...