Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
WWE Survivor Series - November 20, 2011
1. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison for the WWE United States Championship - Very good, competitive and well paced match to start the ppv off with. The crowd is already hot and are very pro Ryder. Morrison got himself some nice heat from the crowd whenever he went on the offensive. The match in and of itself was pretty back and forth with both wrestlers getting in some nice offense. Vickie helps save Dolph at one point by placing his foot on the ropes. The ref sent her back from the ringside area, she screeched, the crowd popped and all was right with the world. At one point, Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for a great near fall. The ending comes with JoMo going for Starship Pain only for Ziggler to get his knees up just in time. Ziggler comes up and hits another Zig Zag, this time for the win at the 11 minute mark. Damn fine effort from both wrestlers and considering the talks of JoMo possibly leaving very soon, I thought his presence in this title match instead of Zack Ryder gave it a nice little dash of unpredictability. After the match, Vickie came out and did her Excuse me bit before Ziggler got on the mic. His time on the mic was brief, but it was solid stuff and Ziggler has shown consistent improvement on the mic. Ryders music hits and he comes out to a big pop and cleared Ziggler from the ring. Maybe this will lead to Ziggler actually having to face Ryder later on tonight? ***1/4
2. Beth Phoenix vs. Eve Torres for the WWE Divas Championship - The Lumberjill stipulation of the match was unnecessary as the other Divas had little interaction in the match. I guess they were mostly just eye candy. The match in and of itself between Beth & Eve was actually pretty solid with a great finish. Beth Phoenix hitting the Glam Slam off the top looked really sweet and gave Beth the pinfall victory at the 5 minute mark. The match was quick, painless and good for what it was. **
The Rock - Not to sound like Michael Cole, but this interview was pretty much Vintage Rock. He did it backstage and gave the already energetic New York crowd a shot in the arm. The Rock talked about the WWEs past and put it over well as well as MSG in and of itself with some of the great moments from its past like the first Ali-Frazier fight. I actually laughed when they censored Rock saying WWF. Its just ridiculous. Of course, Rock turned his attention to Cena and spent the next little bit insulting him and got the crowd chanting lady parts. The Rock singing the broadway classic New York, New York was a little much. Didnt suck or anything, I guess The Rock is just really laying in on thick for New York. Thumbs Up
3. Team Orton vs. Team Barrett - I thought this was an enjoyable match with, overall, really good booking. The only real complaint Ive got is Dolph Ziggler being eliminated in about 2 minutes. That makes me believe that theyre gonna do Ziggler vs. Ryder later on. At any rate, some fun action going on during the match and Sin Cara took a nasty spill to get counted out for Team Ortons first elimination. The crowd was definitely pro Cody Rhodes and I was pleasantly surprised to not only see him eliminate Mason Ryan, but to do it in a clean and very decisive fashion with Cross Rhodes at the 9 minute mark. Kofi Kingston had a decent showing for himself and hit his usual fun offense before Wade Barrett eliminates him via Wasteland about the 14.5 minute mark. Sheamus gets eliminated via DQ by basically going medieval on Jack Swaggers ass and refusing to break at the 5 count. Orton picks the scraps and Swagger gets eliminated. Afterward, Orton hits some of his signature stuff on Cody Rhodes until Hunico is able to make the tag in. He manages to springboard right into an RKO and gets eliminated. Orton eventually manages to hit the RKO on Cody but Barrett catches him in Wasteland for the win. Team Barrett wins with Wade Barrett & Cody Rhodes as the survivors a little past the 22 minute mark. Not an incredible match, but a very good one in which Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett had strong performances, Rhodes especially. Sheamus was protected by getting DQd and Orton lost nothing really as he was a victim of the numbers game. ***1/4
4. Mark Henry vs. The Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship - Overall, I enjoyed this match. It followed the pattern of Henry matches thatve told good stories and coupled in with some hard hitting offense. The match was slow paced but I dont see how anyone could have expected otherwise with two 400 pound men wrestling. These two simply cant go at the pace of Ziggler vs. JoMo or the Survivor Series tag match. There were a couple of cool spots including Mark Henry ramming Big Show through the barricade outside, which made for a nice dramatic moment as Show was able to make it back in before the 10 count. Big Show also hit a big flying elbow off the top rope that the crowd popped big for, even starting a Randy Savage chant. It took Show a while to get stable on the top but the move still looked cool and Henry looked good kicking out of it. The match ends via DQ when Henry hits Show with a low blow as Show is going for the WMD at the 13 minute mark. Henry then did the bit where he put Shows ankle in the steel chair and tried for the Vader Bomb but missed. Show then delivered the WMD and them did a leg drop on the chair. Henry sold it well, even screaming shit at one point that had to be censored. Im not all that wild about the ending, but I see why they did it. Theyre holding out for one more match between Henry and Show, probably at TLC. I did enjoy the match overall. The live crowd wasnt into most of it but I thought the match told a good story and both these guys did work really hard and did their best following two fun, much faster paced matches. **1/2
5. Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship - Justin Roberts introducing Howard Finkel as CM Punks personal ring announcer was a cool touch. Its good to see Finkel again and Id personally love to hear him announcing more matches. The match in and of itself was excellent, much better than I was expecting to be perfectly honest. Some great back and forth action from Punk & Del Rio, some cool spots here and there and a couple of really nice near falls. The match really kicked up several notches in the last 5 minutes or so. Del Rio eventually locks in the armbar submission that provided some great drama for a bit until Punk was able to get to the ropes. The ending eventually comes about the 17.5 minute mark when Del Rio taps out to the Anaconda Vice. Del Rio really sold the move well, raking and pulling at Punks face in the hopes of breaking the hold but he does tap out. Punk wins and is the new WWE Champion. The crowd pops huge and is definitely behind Punk. Im surprised they didnt wait until TLC to put the title on Punk but I cant complain at all. Great ending to what turned out to be a great match. ***3/4
6. John Cena & The Rock vs. Awesome Truth - The match in and of itself was solid but overall disappointing. This was a great opportunity to give a rub to The Miz & R-Truth by having them go over Cena & Rock but it didn't happen. Some good action in the match and the crows was beyond hot for it. It's almost been as good as the crowd in Chicago for the MITB ppv. Rock & Cena ultimately do pick up the win when Rock hits the People's Elbow on The Miz to pick up the pin at the 22 minute mark. As The Rock celebrates in the ring, he motions for Cena to join him. They jaw for a bit before Rock ultimately hits The Rock Bottom on Cena. Rock continues to pose and the show ends. **3/4
Overall Show - Very solid outing tonight in my view with generally great action all around. Ziggler vs. JoMo was everything I was hoping and I thought there was a nice little bit of unpredictability about the match given JoMo's questionable future. The Divas match wasn't much to write home about but a great spot to end it. The traditional Survivor Series match was a lot of fun with Barrett & Rhodes having great showings for themselves. Henry vs. Show was a good effort in my view with a couple of really cool spots. The match was slow paced at times but both men worked hard and told a good story. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio was a surprisingly great match, much more than I expected. I gave the match an extra quarter star for the unexpected & pleasant surprise of Punk winning the title. I figured we'd have to wait until TLC but I've got no problems with it. The main event was anti-climactic in my view. Cena & Rock vs. Awesome Truth was, all in all, a very solid tag match but it didn't do anything for Truth & Miz at all and nothing especially great happened. The Rock did look smooth and crisp inside the ring, the guy's still got it and it's pretty obvious. I think many of us were expecting or hoping Cena would turn heel tonight, it didn't happen. The Rock just ultimately got the best of Cena. I think WWE missed a good opportunity to create a HUGE moment here and the anti-climactic finish did pull the show down somewhat. Still, from top to bottom, Survivor Series delivered a very solid 3 hour ppv and it did give us The Rock's first wrestling match in 7 years. Maybe there'll be more to this Cena situation in time but who knows. It's disappointing, but letting it ruin the whole show is pure nonsense.
Grade: B+
1. Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison for the WWE United States Championship - Very good, competitive and well paced match to start the ppv off with. The crowd is already hot and are very pro Ryder. Morrison got himself some nice heat from the crowd whenever he went on the offensive. The match in and of itself was pretty back and forth with both wrestlers getting in some nice offense. Vickie helps save Dolph at one point by placing his foot on the ropes. The ref sent her back from the ringside area, she screeched, the crowd popped and all was right with the world. At one point, Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for a great near fall. The ending comes with JoMo going for Starship Pain only for Ziggler to get his knees up just in time. Ziggler comes up and hits another Zig Zag, this time for the win at the 11 minute mark. Damn fine effort from both wrestlers and considering the talks of JoMo possibly leaving very soon, I thought his presence in this title match instead of Zack Ryder gave it a nice little dash of unpredictability. After the match, Vickie came out and did her Excuse me bit before Ziggler got on the mic. His time on the mic was brief, but it was solid stuff and Ziggler has shown consistent improvement on the mic. Ryders music hits and he comes out to a big pop and cleared Ziggler from the ring. Maybe this will lead to Ziggler actually having to face Ryder later on tonight? ***1/4
2. Beth Phoenix vs. Eve Torres for the WWE Divas Championship - The Lumberjill stipulation of the match was unnecessary as the other Divas had little interaction in the match. I guess they were mostly just eye candy. The match in and of itself between Beth & Eve was actually pretty solid with a great finish. Beth Phoenix hitting the Glam Slam off the top looked really sweet and gave Beth the pinfall victory at the 5 minute mark. The match was quick, painless and good for what it was. **
The Rock - Not to sound like Michael Cole, but this interview was pretty much Vintage Rock. He did it backstage and gave the already energetic New York crowd a shot in the arm. The Rock talked about the WWEs past and put it over well as well as MSG in and of itself with some of the great moments from its past like the first Ali-Frazier fight. I actually laughed when they censored Rock saying WWF. Its just ridiculous. Of course, Rock turned his attention to Cena and spent the next little bit insulting him and got the crowd chanting lady parts. The Rock singing the broadway classic New York, New York was a little much. Didnt suck or anything, I guess The Rock is just really laying in on thick for New York. Thumbs Up
3. Team Orton vs. Team Barrett - I thought this was an enjoyable match with, overall, really good booking. The only real complaint Ive got is Dolph Ziggler being eliminated in about 2 minutes. That makes me believe that theyre gonna do Ziggler vs. Ryder later on. At any rate, some fun action going on during the match and Sin Cara took a nasty spill to get counted out for Team Ortons first elimination. The crowd was definitely pro Cody Rhodes and I was pleasantly surprised to not only see him eliminate Mason Ryan, but to do it in a clean and very decisive fashion with Cross Rhodes at the 9 minute mark. Kofi Kingston had a decent showing for himself and hit his usual fun offense before Wade Barrett eliminates him via Wasteland about the 14.5 minute mark. Sheamus gets eliminated via DQ by basically going medieval on Jack Swaggers ass and refusing to break at the 5 count. Orton picks the scraps and Swagger gets eliminated. Afterward, Orton hits some of his signature stuff on Cody Rhodes until Hunico is able to make the tag in. He manages to springboard right into an RKO and gets eliminated. Orton eventually manages to hit the RKO on Cody but Barrett catches him in Wasteland for the win. Team Barrett wins with Wade Barrett & Cody Rhodes as the survivors a little past the 22 minute mark. Not an incredible match, but a very good one in which Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett had strong performances, Rhodes especially. Sheamus was protected by getting DQd and Orton lost nothing really as he was a victim of the numbers game. ***1/4
4. Mark Henry vs. The Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship - Overall, I enjoyed this match. It followed the pattern of Henry matches thatve told good stories and coupled in with some hard hitting offense. The match was slow paced but I dont see how anyone could have expected otherwise with two 400 pound men wrestling. These two simply cant go at the pace of Ziggler vs. JoMo or the Survivor Series tag match. There were a couple of cool spots including Mark Henry ramming Big Show through the barricade outside, which made for a nice dramatic moment as Show was able to make it back in before the 10 count. Big Show also hit a big flying elbow off the top rope that the crowd popped big for, even starting a Randy Savage chant. It took Show a while to get stable on the top but the move still looked cool and Henry looked good kicking out of it. The match ends via DQ when Henry hits Show with a low blow as Show is going for the WMD at the 13 minute mark. Henry then did the bit where he put Shows ankle in the steel chair and tried for the Vader Bomb but missed. Show then delivered the WMD and them did a leg drop on the chair. Henry sold it well, even screaming shit at one point that had to be censored. Im not all that wild about the ending, but I see why they did it. Theyre holding out for one more match between Henry and Show, probably at TLC. I did enjoy the match overall. The live crowd wasnt into most of it but I thought the match told a good story and both these guys did work really hard and did their best following two fun, much faster paced matches. **1/2
5. Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship - Justin Roberts introducing Howard Finkel as CM Punks personal ring announcer was a cool touch. Its good to see Finkel again and Id personally love to hear him announcing more matches. The match in and of itself was excellent, much better than I was expecting to be perfectly honest. Some great back and forth action from Punk & Del Rio, some cool spots here and there and a couple of really nice near falls. The match really kicked up several notches in the last 5 minutes or so. Del Rio eventually locks in the armbar submission that provided some great drama for a bit until Punk was able to get to the ropes. The ending eventually comes about the 17.5 minute mark when Del Rio taps out to the Anaconda Vice. Del Rio really sold the move well, raking and pulling at Punks face in the hopes of breaking the hold but he does tap out. Punk wins and is the new WWE Champion. The crowd pops huge and is definitely behind Punk. Im surprised they didnt wait until TLC to put the title on Punk but I cant complain at all. Great ending to what turned out to be a great match. ***3/4
6. John Cena & The Rock vs. Awesome Truth - The match in and of itself was solid but overall disappointing. This was a great opportunity to give a rub to The Miz & R-Truth by having them go over Cena & Rock but it didn't happen. Some good action in the match and the crows was beyond hot for it. It's almost been as good as the crowd in Chicago for the MITB ppv. Rock & Cena ultimately do pick up the win when Rock hits the People's Elbow on The Miz to pick up the pin at the 22 minute mark. As The Rock celebrates in the ring, he motions for Cena to join him. They jaw for a bit before Rock ultimately hits The Rock Bottom on Cena. Rock continues to pose and the show ends. **3/4
Overall Show - Very solid outing tonight in my view with generally great action all around. Ziggler vs. JoMo was everything I was hoping and I thought there was a nice little bit of unpredictability about the match given JoMo's questionable future. The Divas match wasn't much to write home about but a great spot to end it. The traditional Survivor Series match was a lot of fun with Barrett & Rhodes having great showings for themselves. Henry vs. Show was a good effort in my view with a couple of really cool spots. The match was slow paced at times but both men worked hard and told a good story. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio was a surprisingly great match, much more than I expected. I gave the match an extra quarter star for the unexpected & pleasant surprise of Punk winning the title. I figured we'd have to wait until TLC but I've got no problems with it. The main event was anti-climactic in my view. Cena & Rock vs. Awesome Truth was, all in all, a very solid tag match but it didn't do anything for Truth & Miz at all and nothing especially great happened. The Rock did look smooth and crisp inside the ring, the guy's still got it and it's pretty obvious. I think many of us were expecting or hoping Cena would turn heel tonight, it didn't happen. The Rock just ultimately got the best of Cena. I think WWE missed a good opportunity to create a HUGE moment here and the anti-climactic finish did pull the show down somewhat. Still, from top to bottom, Survivor Series delivered a very solid 3 hour ppv and it did give us The Rock's first wrestling match in 7 years. Maybe there'll be more to this Cena situation in time but who knows. It's disappointing, but letting it ruin the whole show is pure nonsense.
Grade: B+