WWE Summerslam 2017: Longest Party of the Summer

[Sean Valjean]

Usos broke New Day's Summerslam streak!

 

[Dmbfantomas]

That was fucking great. I'm also SHOCKED E took the fall.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Shame these guys were relegated to the preshow.

 

[klunderbunker]

To recap:

Three rematches from TV this week, three 50/50 bookings.

 

[Sean Valjean]

There may still be time to fit in a quick match between Jerry Lawler and Rosenberg's jacket.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

0 for 3 in predictions lol.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Good luck following that.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Enzo in a cage.. Loser wins him?

 

[Rayne]

Hey look, Dolph's doing something!

Edit: Oh, wait. Nope. Poor guy.

 

[Sean Valjean]

How many strippers did Enzo invite to the KFC shoot?

 

[rickyc]

Shame that match was on the preshow. Those two teams have really perfected the art of tag team wrestling. Good luck following that main show.

 

[OYDK]

Shawn gives no fucks.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

HBKFC?

Da fuck?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Shawn Michaels is the KFC colonel. He went from the Showstopper to the Heartstopper.

 

[Mac Attack]

What???

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'M SO CONFUSED

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Pre-Show Stopper!

 

[Mac Attack]

Will Undertaker attack this Colonel Sanders?

 

[rickyc]

I think I am most looking forward to this fatal four way. Any one of these guys could win, which makes it exciting.

 

[Rayne]

If you folks have ever wondered how the professional wrestling sausage gets made, shitty advertising hooks like this are the weasel intestines ground into the mix that you always figured existed but never really wanted to know about.

 

[klunderbunker]

That.....might be the most random thing I've ever seen.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

If you folks have ever wondered how the professional wrestling sausage gets made, shitty advertising hooks like this are the weasel intestines ground into the mix that you always figured existed but never really wanted to know about.

Ads made Southpaw amazing though.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Yay! New Botchamania thing!

 

[Rayne]

Maffew: Thanks, Braun!

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Pretty disappointed they don't do anything creative with the Summerslam set.