WWE Smackdown Presents: The Elimination Chamber

[enviousdominous]

Nice win there. I wish it was a little more climactic than a roll-up though.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

0-1

 

[@smarkmouth]

Mickie has a knick on her elbow. And they said there would be no blood, tonight.

 

[shafe_41]

Did she just call her Carmello?

 

[Navi]

So out of all the women on the SD roster Carmella is the only one without a match and stuck up in a skybox eating popcorn with Ellsworth. Made me laugh out loud.

Oh cigarette time.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

My beard is bigger, but Corbin's mustache is thicker than mine. So jelly.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think Baron's strategy will be to imagine that he's going up against five color swaps of TJ Perkins.

 

[shafe_41]

Does anybody else's video feed keep freezing but the audio keeps running?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

He broke the extremely expensive back screen!

 

[@smarkmouth]

"Apollo Crews is NOT smiling."

Ladies and gentlemen, shit. Just. Got. Real.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh no! Kalisto ate Bacon's crockpot ribs. He can't do anything physical for the next 36 hours.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's nice that they realized that the handicap match MADE NO SENSE AT ALL.

 

[enviousdominous]

Isn't there some rule that if you're wearing American Flag colors, you must lose?

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

So I'm supposed to hate Ziggler for kicking the shit out of 2 of the worst members of the Smackdown roster. He then is booked to face both in a handicap match... But I'm supposed to hate the guy who is outnumbered? Got it.
At least Ziggler attacked Kalisto before the match, but I see Kalisto ruining the finish.

 

[shafe_41]

I think Ziggler gets pushed until someone reminds Vince he once nailed Amy Schumer... then back down the card he goes.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Oh go away Kalisto.

 

[enviousdominous]

When has Dolph Ziggler not been in airplane mode?

 

[Navi]

Well I don't know what to make of that one.

 

[shafe_41]

When has Dolph Ziggler not been in airplane mode?

I thought the same thing. He's been on auto-pilot for the last three years.

 

[enviousdominous]

I love how proud Apollo looked after that pin.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Yay, it took 2 guys to beat 1 bad guy! Let's cheer them for their efforts!
Fuck me that was dumb.

 

[enviousdominous]

Can... we please just get to the Nikki vs Nattie match already?

 

[shafe_41]

I love how proud Apollo looked after that pin.

Like the shitty bench riding little league kid that gets the game-winning hit... which hits super close to home as I was that shitty bench riding little league kid.

 

[klunderbunker]

I have no idea what they're going for here. Like, at all.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Becky Lynch v Mickie James: 2/5
Crews and Kalisto v Dolph: 1/5