WWE Smackdown Presents: The Elimination Chamber

[enviousdominous]

Piano intro was.... WONDERFUL!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

 

[enviousdominous]

Becky looking like Lady Godiva in shorts tonight.

 

[BaconBits]

Hats off to you if you survive the Dolph Ziggler vs Apollo & Kalisto match.

I had planned on making that match an extended smoke break anyways. It's got Shit Shittler in it.

 

[shafe_41]

You know it's going to be a long night when Mauro is timing the collar-elbow tie ups

 

[@smarkmouth]

Don't go mocking the German table, JBL.

 

[enviousdominous]

Flying firearm, nice.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

7 years of ring rust... Let's just blatantly ignore the match with Asuka, among other things prior.

 

[BaconBits]

Then ten chants make me want to punt something.

 

[shafe_41]

Flying firearm, nice.

What was Christy Hemme's move in TNA? Flying firecrotch forearm or something?

 

[enviousdominous]

I wonder if all this "working the arm" stuff will actually have any impact in the finish of the match.

 

[@smarkmouth]

They aughtta introduce a Pre-Show Championship. I still don't think Mojo or Hawkins would be able to contend for it though.

I've suggested before, they should stop quitting around the bush and introduce a Bathroom Break Championship.

 

[enviousdominous]

What was Christy Hemme's move in TNA? Flying firecrotch forearm or something?

The flying firecrotch pileslamming brain-destroyer of ultimate death. That's what I called it anyway.

 

[shafe_41]

Then ten chants make me want to punt something.

They're SLIGHTLY better than the uncalled-for CM Punk chants. But the fact this isn't NXT and Dillinger is nowhere near this event does make them unbearable.

 

[klunderbunker]

What was Christy Hemme's move in TNA? Flying firecrotch forearm or something?

Flying Firecrotch Guillotine.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I wonder if all this "working the arm" stuff will actually have any impact in the finish of the match.

Becky taps to the DisarmHer. I'd LOL so hard.

 

[enviousdominous]

I've suggested before, they should stop quitting around the bush and introduce a Bathroom Break Championship.

Mojo Rawley is your new "Thank God! Now I Can Make a CostCo Run" Champion!

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

My God JBL of all people shot down the ring rust comment.
Grab 2 of each animal and head for the bastard border!

 

[BaconBits]

Mojo Rawley is your new "Thank God! Now I Can Make a CostCo Run" Champion!

THAT AIN'T HYPE.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Kudos to commentary for trying to make this sound important.

 

[shafe_41]

Flying Firecrotch Guillotine.

Classic.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I think that's Carmella and Ellsworth up in the skybox.

 

[enviousdominous]

I really don't think that Nikki vs Nattie is going to hold a candle to this match. They probably should have opened with that one.

 

[shafe_41]

Kudos to commentary for trying to make this sound important.

Mickie does add some good top-level talent to the women's roster but she'll never top grabbing Trish's crotch at WM22.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Good crowd.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think that's Carmella and Ellsworth up in the skybox.

I just hope nobody dares James Ellsworth to run for president.