WWE Smackdown Presents: The Elimination Chamber

[enviousdominous]

Dragging out the tag team turmoil match seems like a bad idea when the chamber itself will probably go at least an hour.

 

[shafe_41]

Jimmy and Jey Cholo

 

[enviousdominous]

Yeah, "He's got kids" isn't fun anymore.

 

[Bagpipes]

What are Ice Cube and Eazy E doing at Elimination Chamber?

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

The Usos' entrance music has the best lyrics I've ever heard from a trap song.

 

[BaconBits]

Jimmy and Jey Cholo

It's a lot better than Jimmy and Jey clown porn fluffers.

 

[Snugglebites]

AA will be tired against a fresh Ascension.

 

[enviousdominous]

Heath left without his fashion violation tickets!

 

[shafe_41]

AA will be tired against a fresh Ascension.

There's no such thing as "fresh Ascension." They've been tired since NXT. A team I've never liked.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

AA beats Usos.
Ascension beats AA.
Revival beats Ascension.

Please Lord. Let it be.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Why not do something special and have a tag team EC match?

Because that was SO bad last time. Too many bodies.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Gable has a great "I have no idea where I am" face.

 

[Navi]

Does anyone expect the Ascension to win this thing? I'll be stunned if they do.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Ascension are gonna win the titles, aren't they?

 

[Galvatron]

I wouldn't mind the Ascension winning. Obviously not gonna happen.

 

[Snugglebites]

AA beats Usos.
Ascension beats AA.
Revival beats Ascension.

Please Lord. Let it be.

That'd be great.

 

[shafe_41]

Does anyone expect the Ascension to win this thing? I'll be stunned if they do.

I think if we do get a final team in Revival, AA beats Ascension quickly and anticlimactically. An anticlimactic AA win means something has to happen after. Enter Revival.

 

[Bagpipes]

Revival beats Ascension.

I'm erect.

 

[enviousdominous]

Ascension are going to do... something. I'm betting on that.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Jordan alligator armed that "almost" tag.

 

[enviousdominous]

Jason Jordan is what would happen if Mojo Rawley was talented.

 

[shafe_41]

I take that back. Ascension beats a beaten down AA. Revival beats Ascension.

 

[Snugglebites]

It's happening...

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Uh oh they got the new masks.

 

[shafe_41]

The Ascension needs to just stop. They look like a shitty metal band.