"WWE Creative" Tweets

[Johnny Scumm]

Now, anyone with Twitter may know that there's a "WWE Creative" account, which you can follow @WWE_Creative. However, some of the Tweets they post are hilarious, so I thought I'd share some with you if you've not seen them before.

Here's a few to start with;

- So @ShawnMichaels_ is gonna be on RAW to hype his hunting show. How long until Vince sees this as a chance to bring back Mantaur? #Kayfabe

- For those asking, @RonKillings 's theme music is called "Silent Rage" by Andy Leavine #RAWTonight

- It's actually in our contract that every voting-related WWE show must feature at least one dance competition. Blame our lawyers.

- Not entirely sure why @MichaelCole keeps mentioning Rumble winners. Then again we don't know why Booker keeps saying lactic acid #RAWTonight

- Mark Henry used the Arm Wrestling Table as a weapon because he hates any surface you can't eat off of. #RAWTonight

- We realized @RandyOrton had a concussion when he told us his beard looked good. See it for yourself tonight. #ReasonsToWatchSmackdown

- If views for today's Superstars draws more than RAW, we'll know we dropped the ball with @ZackRyder #Kayfabe

- That laptop had been three years sober. What a tragedy. #RAWTonight

So just a few from the past week & a bit of WWE T.V. Who's Tweeting all this I don't know, but some of them are gold. I may post some more from time to time, because some of the older ones especially, are pure gold.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

That's exactly like the tounge-in-cheek shit Vince Russo posts on his twitter account, and he's the opposite companies creative representitive on twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/TNARusso

Here are some of Russo's for comparison...

Finally got my stomach back to normal after hearing Chyna's doing porn, then the local radio station decides to report that Chris Crocker is

Matt Hardy would rather blame dirtsheets than take responsibility for his actions. Its like burning $1 to show you don't care about money.

I really don't care about hearing any complaints about Booker T holding back WWE's commentary, when I have to listen to Mike Tenay weekly.

No, Randy Orton passing an Impact Test for a concussion does not mean he was knocked loopy enough to become part of #IMPACTWrestling.

See whose career is unintentionally attempted to be ended by putting them in a match with Hernandez! #IMPACTWrestling