WrestleZone Deathmatch

[klunderbunker]

Nah. I do the whole thing. It's the point of the show.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Nah. I do the whole thing. It's the point of the show.

Ok. I must say you do a damn good job.

 

[klunderbunker]

Thanks.

 

[klunderbunker]

Update: KB vs. Norcal will now be Last Man Standing.

 

[klunderbunker]

So I meant for Lariat vs. Ty to be a quick opener and it turned out to be about two single spaced pages long.

 

[klunderbunker]

Took Disarray vs. Jane vs. Coco off the card just because it doesn't seem like anything I could pull off as a good match.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I was really looking forward to that match too.

 

[klunderbunker]

The camera opens up in a graveyard where four men in black are shoveling dirt into an open grave. We pan up to see their faces but find only masks staring back at us. Looking down at the grave we see an open pit being filled with dirt before looking up at the headstone.

HERE LIES OCW​

"Work more quickly my friends, for the night is short and the sun approaches. Our task is coming to an end and the time has drawn near. It is time that this curse upon the land be vanquished once and for all. As OCW begins its rebirth, we must do the humane thing and smother it in its infancy. My friends, OCW cannot begin again. OCW will not begin again. OCW will NEVER begin again. The burial only begins here, but the funeral begins on Sunday.

With that, the hole is filled and three shovels are shoved down into the dirt. The fourth is missing, but as the camera pans up we see it coming down hard off to the side of the camera and landing with a sickening thud. The camera falls to the ground and as the final bit of light catches its lens, another smash from the shovel ends our broadcast.

 

[klunderbunker]

I know i've been saying this a lot lately but I'm cutting two more matches:

X vs. JMT- The Miz Special
FTS/Doc vs. Tenta/Tdigle

None of them had anything to do with OCW and it would just water down the card. I'll be replacing one of these with a match that I haven't decided on yet, but these 6 guys are great, but they have nothing to do with this and they don't feud on here at all.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's replaced with Tiger vs. IDR for the King of TNA Championship.

 

[ABMorales787]

Riaku
Height-6'1
Weight-218lbs
Finishing Move-Top Rope Spinwheel Kick
Music-The Final Countdown-Europe
Hometown-Tokyo, Japan
Age-29

From the Far East and possessing the powers of Asian wrestling stereotypes, Riaku comes complete with a lack of English and a throat full of mist. He'll somehow hook up with a beautiful woman that he can't communicate with and can kick very well. He'll receive no character development and will constantly be a contender to midcard titles despite never actually winning anything before inexplicably becoming another stereotype that you would never associate with the Far East because it's too WACKY!

Well shit. From one island to another.

 

[klunderbunker]

Eh I try.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Did you already do a profile of me KB?

 

[klunderbunker]

No I didn't. You're not on the card.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

No I didn't. You're not on the card.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well you're hardly a rookie.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Well you're hardly a rookie.

That's true.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[klunderbunker]

What's wrong?

 

[The Doctor]

I was looking forward to having a match.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

It's replaced with Tiger vs. IDR for the King of TNA Championship.

No Gravy Boat of Fighting for us? Or are we pulling double duty?

 

[Ferbian]

First post shows in a spoiler the people involved in the rookie match.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

You might want to put Raiku in my match instead of me, I'll only be able to stop in once or twice a week from now on.

 

[klunderbunker]

Eh a lot of the people aren't on here most of the time at all.

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm here.