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Wrestlers TNA Should Spoof

They might as well spoof more.. They already are the new WCW without Ted's cash... It's only a matter of time before the "Finger poke of DOOM" makes a come back... (That is unless I missed it on TNA already) LOL
 
Kaz hits the tanning bed for about a month, starts wearing a black singlet and suplexing opponents through tables.

The Kazmaniac.
 
I don't watch TNA often enough to notice these things.


They should have a Mankind/Kane impersonator. He can use thumbtacks and wear a mask, and have a shady history. I even have a cool name for him...


Abyss.
 
They should spoof Triple H with like Elix Skipper or something.

He could be The Black Game. The Only Game the White Man can't fix! lol
 
You mean to tell me that TNA as a whole isn't a spoof? I could've sworn they were sucking so badly in every aspect on purpose. Man....Lol really though, has TNA even successfully ripped off any of the WWE gimmicks or anything? "If it ain't broke, don't fix it".....but there should be an amendment: "if it ain't broke, don't fix it, but don't break it either". TNA proves time and time again that they have virtually no legs to stand on as a company. I sort of look at them now as the wrestling equivalent of a teenage kid uploading a video on YouTube of he and his friends poorly acting out scenes of their favorite movies. Sure, it has the same dialogue, the same characters, and the same plot...but the quality is so horrid that you can't possibly take it seriously or else the joke is on you.
 
I have got it.

The bell tolls.Ding Ding Ding.I'm Nearing!Nobody can slow me nobody can stop me.I'm Nearing.

Out of the smoke comes a cocky african-american wearing bling.He is wearing a power ranger-esque suit.

The name:Vladimir Izzy Parker-V.I.P.

He can host the MVP Lounge every week on iMPACT!
 
That's not even a spoof. That's just a blantant rip-off. Hell, that's so blantant, WWE could probably successful win a lawsuit over it.

Personally, I could see TNA starting to refer to Curry Man as the Heart Burn Kid, and start using his new finisher, the Curry Kick, also known as Spicy Chin Rythmn.
 
So as I watched TNA tonight I saw Kaz comming out behind Curry Man and thought he looked like a smaller, just as bloated in the face Scott Hall. Why not try that.
Or they could get a couple of indy guy and dress them up as the Geico cavemen.
 
Or they could get a couple of indy guy and dress them up as the Geico cavemen.

They would be better than Black Reign and the recently but not soon enough released Rellik(tahts Killer backwards hehe who cares).
 
I just got done watching some of the Iron Sheik, New Jack and Honky Tonk Man shoot videos on you tube. Man that shit is funny. TNA could add a weekly segment on Impact or online with them "shooting" on TNA related questions. I just don't know how would play them?
 
Maybe TNA should focus on building on their own product instead of trashing others.

TNA is a bunch of old WCW hacks who are making the same mistakes they made at the end of WCW, which was trashing the WWF(E) every chance they got.
 

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