WrestleMania 27 Viewing Party (UK)

[Gelgarin]

I'm with Becca, Scotland is a very selfish place for a person to live. For shame.

 

[Dave]

Scotland? Selfish? Please, you need to be the best of humanity to live in this country, such is the fear of being casually stabbed by a drunken man on any given week night.

 

[Gelgarin]

Reasonable point. Then again, you are casually inviting inexperienced English folks who know little of crime (the Liverpudlian aside). Statistical evidence suggests that somebody isn't coming back across the wall alive, and if it's Tastycles then I'm gunna be pissed.

 

[Dave]

Nah, Tasty has the street smarts that it takes to survive in Scotland. Just pretend you are French or something and everything is fine. In saying that, it doesn't take a lot to outsmart your typical Scottish thug. There was a guy who used to live next to me when I was younger that used Wallpaper paste to fry his food in the morning because he had no cooking oil.

So... Yeah.

 

[Gelgarin]

I cannot believe that anybody would think that was a good idea. In fairness wallpaper paste probably isn't toxic, but would likely have a strong laxative effect considering what it is made from.

EDIT: Two minutes research and I have discovered that the University of Nottingham is currently conducting research into cooking with wallpaper paste.

 

[Dave]

So this man, who was a few sandwiches short of full picnic, may have been a visionary? I mean, he is dead now but he will be pleased to know that he might have created something bigger than he was. I never did find out why he died.

 

[Gelgarin]

Could well be. Apparently the stuff wallpaper paste is made out of has the rather unique quality of setting when exposed to heat, and melting when cooled. That apparently makes it the kind of thing that arouses the Heston Blumenthals of the world.

 

[Lee]

Reasonable point. Then again, you are casually inviting inexperienced English folks who know little of crime (the Liverpudlian aside). Statistical evidence suggests that somebody isn't coming back across the wall alive, and if it's Tastycles then I'm gunna be pissed.

I'm a Geordie.

 

[Dave]

Right! I'm sure his widowed wife will be pleased to hear of the findings. I'd tell her myself but I am afraid that if I go into the hive of trash and syringes that line her front garden, I may never come back out.

 

[Gelgarin]

I remember. As memory serves you were once impolite to me when I described it as a massive natural disadvantage that had to be overcome.

 

[Lee]

I remember. As memory serves you were once impolite to me when I described it as a massive natural disadvantage that had to be overcome.

I believe it's my only time I've red repped you, and it was with regards to PAC (who I used to backyward wrestle with).

 

[Gelgarin]

Really; that's pretty cool.
Pac was truly phenomenal when I saw him live.

 

[Lee]

Yeah we were decent mates during school. Would watch PPVs at his every month, but we lost touch pretty much. I occasionally bump into him but that's that.

He once burst me open by doing a chair leg drop off a garage roof.

 

[Барбоса]

I never did find out why he died.

Sounds like the kind of guy who would try to cure a chest cold by drinking hydrochloric acid or a head ache with a guillotine

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Wow, this thread certainley went off the beaten path

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I think it's mad cool the UK contingent are meeting up again. When I look at the roster, it's come cool folks I wouldn't mind sharing a pint with...

 

[Dave]

I think it's mad cool the UK contingent are meeting up again. When I look at the roster, it's come cool folks I wouldn't mind sharing a pint with...

I think you would be able to keep up with a Scot and a Geordie. The Irish heritage would serve you well.

 

[Gelgarin]

I guess since I've slagged off pretty much everyone's heritage I might as well throw the fact that I hail from Norfolk out for public consumption. By all means, enjoy yourselves.

 

[The Crock]

Dude, he's from Jersey AND he's Irish. That combination might be the most formidable drinker in ages.

 

[Dave]

Dude, he's from Jersey AND he's Irish. That combination might be the most formidable drinker in ages.

He'd drink us under the table, likely.

 

[The Crock]

If he can down half as much as Snooki, that's a safe bet.

 

[Dave]

Oh shit! IC wont talk to you now for a week. He is that serious about hsi hatred for the Jersey Shore.

 

[The Crock]

Oops.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Crock, you get that one free pass because I like you. One more, and I start the Crock for bant campaign...

 

[The Crock]

Crock, you get that one free pass because I like you. One more, and I start the Crock for bant campaign...

No need to turn this into some big situation!